334 Comments | Posted April 4, 2008 | 02:14 PM (EST)
A couple years ago, investing in biofuels was the shit. Incentivizing biofuel production was thought to be good for business and good for the environment, a win-win. It's that rare cause that could bring together Al Gore, President Bush, and Willie Nelson.
Oops. It turns out now that we've...
120 Comments | Posted March 25, 2008 | 07:45 PM (EST)
New Rule: If Phil Spector gets to kill people, Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island is allowed to drive with pot in her car.
"Caucus Me":
451 Comments | Posted March 21, 2008 | 01:11 PM (EST)
In the past 24 hours, Dick Cheney has been in Baghdad, calling the Iraq War a "successful endeavor." John McCain's there too, and actually uttered those four magic words, "the surge is working," which only differs from Cheney's analysis in the scary possibility that McCain might actually believe it. Then...
Posted March 14, 2008 | 10:22 AM (EST)
New Rule: Getting drunk is more important than religion.
Posted March 12, 2008 | 11:42 AM (EST)
I'm going to throw the remote through the TV if one more news twink says something on the order of "When we come back, we'll look into what drives a successful man like Eliot Spitzer to risk it all..."
Oh yes, let's convene a panel of experts for that....
Posted March 4, 2008 | 04:28 PM (EST)
New Rule: Americans must spend their stimulus checks on crystal meth.
Posted February 28, 2008 | 12:54 PM (EST)
I don't think it matters that Ralph Nader's running. It didn't matter in 2004. How many people even remember he ran in 2004? So it's silly to make a big issue of it. At this point, Ralph's just in it for the chicks... or the dudes... always hard to tell...
Posted February 26, 2008 | 12:50 PM (EST)
New Rule: Stop punishing people for saying harmless crap as the media did when David Shuster said the Clintons were pimping out Chelsea Clinton
Posted February 25, 2008 | 10:11 AM (EST)
My favorite movie of the year was the one about the heartless con man who's obsessed with finding oil. Its called No End In Sight.
Posted November 20, 2007 | 05:19 PM (EST)
New Rule: The president can't pardon just one or two turkeys this Thanksgiving. He's got to let them all go.
It's probably too much to expect from the man who wanted "no child left behind," then vetoed health care for kids. But think of the upside. Freeing the...
Posted November 6, 2007 | 03:07 PM (EST)
New Rule: In honor of daylight savings time, Republican candidates must say whether or not they believe the days getting shorter proves that the Earth revolves around the Sun.
Posted November 1, 2007 | 12:47 PM (EST)
New Rule: In the next fifteen months, President Bush has to perform at least one act that doesn't make money for someone he knows.
Take "No Child Left Behind." At first it just looked like gentle empty bullshit, a way to neutralize the Democrats edge with voters on education...



Posted May 6, 2008 | 08:34 AM (EST)