New Rule: Republicans changed their party before -- from the party that freed the slaves to the party that freed Scooter Libby -- and they survived. Now it's time for them to stop pretending they're still the party of Reagan and take up a new banner: The Party of Superfreaky Superfreaks.
This week, the chairman of the St. Petersburg, Florida, City Council was accused of having sex with his two adopted daughters and their nanny. And he could have been in real trouble, too, if it turned out the nanny was an illegal. But he got ahead of the story when he killed himself by sitting in the garage with the doors closed and the riding lawn mower on.
Two guesses which party he was a member of. And the first guess doesn't count.
And that's not fair. You knew he was a Republican, because even in death, he was still wasting gas.
Republicans sex scandals are getting to be like Iraqi car bombings. By the time you hear about one, there's been another. Ted Haggard, Mark Foley, Bob Allen, Vitter, Craig... It's like "Clue" only the answer is always "A Republican... in the washroom... with his cock."
The Republicans should run on that. "America: You're 230 But We'll Still Fuck You." Especially if you're a dude.
It's not really inspiring, but it's better than "Mitt Romney: He Has Hair."
Bill Maher is the host of HBO's "Real Time with Bill Maher" which airs every Friday at 11PM.
Then the Republican were surprised when hundred dollar a trick hookers would not work in the typing pool for seven dollars an hour.
I have a real problem with your inference that the party of Reagan was good.
Does Vale409 equate pedophilia and damning hypocritical positions on sexuality with mere promiscuity?
I don't agree with Hagel on Social Issues, but he had absolute clarity, and visible distaste for what Cheney/Bush have done to America with the FIASCO of Iraq.
I mean, come on, I'm a lesbian but I never bought a house with a lover--that's a little too deep a commitment for me.
"We love the sinner, hate the sin" ... TRANSLATION: "We expect you to live a LIE, and lead a LOVELESS life, in order to satisfy our SANCTIMONIOUS sexual sensitivity."
ANYONE that is SO OBSESSED with the personal lives and "sins" of others, is usually hiding some substantial sins of their own.
WE THE PEOPLE clearly have NO protection FROM religion! We CLEARLY have NO "Separation Of Church & State"! BIBLICAL OPPRESSIONS run rampant, and the BIBLE runs roughshod over our Constitution!
The Bible contains 362 admonishments to heterosexuals, and only 6 to homosexuals. It's not that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision!
MARRIAGE, by its very nature, seems HUMANLY IMPOSSIBLE. Allowing GAYS to "MARRY", won't HARM the ONE-MAN/ONE-WOMAN monotonous (I mean monogamous) marriages. It may in fact HELP, by reducing the REPUBLICAN "marriages of convenience & concealment", which MOST ALWAYS END IN DIVORCE!
And THEN...
No more worrying, wondering & whispering "Do you think he's QUEER?"
REPUBLICANS can cum without FEAR.
"The GAY Agenda" will DISAPPEAR!
Stay safe, healthy and happy,
Love, Loretta