New Rule: Clock Blocker

New Rule: In honor of daylight savings time, Republican candidates must say whether or not they believe the days getting shorter proves that the Earth revolves around the Sun.

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[curiousasheck]

Bill Maher's the only sane person left in the Media.

[Katboy]

Let's not forget Intelligent Falling.

After all, gravity is not completely understood. There are holes in our knowledge which clearly invalidate this mere theory.

How can we conclusively prove that G:)D isn't causing all moving objects to fall towards the earth in accordance with His will?

We can't! That's how!

Heliocentrism is just more liberal treason, undermining our Children's Faith.

[Shad3748]

Bill:
I wish you would give a big shout out to Keith Olbermann for his stunning rebuke of Bush et.al last evening (11.5), over the waterboarding issue. For anyone who did not see it, hop over to MSNBC or YouTube. He was channeling Ed Murrow. I was proud to be an American.

[Clusterdouche]

Let's not forget that NASA scientists used the Biblical Missing Day to complete their computations for a successful moon orbit, Bill! As far as fiscally-responsible Republican candidates are concerned, Daylight Savings Time is just a way of paying back that debt, one hour at a time.

[sciabattoni]

Right on as always Bill. It's sad how the words Christian and Liberal no longer mean what they used to. Pity, we could use more enlightened ones of both right now.

[Bocababs]

Great stuff. Keep up the good work Bill...

[styrofoam]

Does anyone hear a clock ticking? and I know it isn't my ovaries clicking!

[caserini]

Ha, that was classic. It made my day. Thanks Bill.

[Websnap]

That made my day.

[LizM]

Ha!

Hey, did you hear the one about Rudy Giuliani saying that Joe Biden doesn’t have any foreign policy experience? In this campaign, what doesn’t make you cry, makes you laugh.

Host: You would say Senator Biden doesn’t have foreign policy experience?

Giuliani: Has he ever been in the State Department? Has he ever been an executive? It’s one thing…it’s one thing to speak about what you want or even pass laws about it. It’s another thing to actually do it. Foreign policy experience to me means being an ambassador, being in the state department. Being a law endorsement official. Dealing with foreign countries.

By the way...I'm still waiting, not so patiently, for you to expound, ad infinitum, upon all of the many and varied merits of a Biden administration...without one word, I might add, about you know what...