New Rule: Holy Crap

New Rule: The image of the Virgin Mary must start appearing on healthier foods...

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[thrugreeneyez]

I remember reading somewhere that of all religions the evangelicals have the highest obesity rate.

Maybe they are eating too much junk food looking for the Mary.

[cjk002]

I think that has more to do with geography than anything else. If you look at where they live, it's mostly suburbs and small communities in the middle of the country where you have to drive everywhere.

[CaptioningCop]

How about captioning these videos? I kinda feel left out. Maybe a transcript? Hmm?

[mamacat]

Sometimes Bill comes up with a good one.

Here's another idea: in Rome, one can still purchase a Papal blessing, on paper, and have it mailed to one's home, for about $20 U.S.
Perhaps the makers of healthy food should include a free Papal blessing with every purchase of one of their products?

[Matt Wilstein]

Great clip from last night's show. Bill and Seth MacFarlane discuss atheist movement:
http://www.gotchamediablog.com/2009/05/seth-macfarlane-on-atheist-movement-its.html

[skantea]

If I had the capital i would simply create a whole line of snack foods shaped like biblical figures, have all the ingredients blessed and sell them on the internet....sorta like this guy did:
http://www.allnaturalprevention.com/pages/logia-bible-bars.htm

[JohnFromCensornati]

Must religion infect everything? Let's leave the healthy foods out of it.

[Derelict outlaw]

Ok.Ok people of faith, let's go on the all sacred diet.

We won't eat anything until some image or shape of religious significance manifests itself on or in the food. This will be enabled and enhanced by shrooms and asphyxia between meals.

[snoopjohnny]

Lose weight fast! and your mind, too......

[AlexNYC]

I once thought I saw an image similar to Jesus on a bacon double cheeseburger, but then I realized that there had to be something un-kosher abut the whole thing.

[Grada3784]

OY VEY!!!!!

[frankel1205]

I love Bill Maher. He and Keith Olberman keep me sane.

[NoblesseOblige]

Agreed. But, I would also add Rachel Maddow. They all keep me informed and sane. And, Bill, in particular, helps me maintain my sense of humor. We all need that in these trying times.

[jan4insight]

Add to the list:

Jon Stewart
Stephen Colbert

and be grateful for the sanity-bringers in these interesting times!

[regellner]

By appearing on less-than-healthy foods, Jesus is just trying to help christians meet God that much sooner...

[digital]

New Rule: Different religious leaders must start appearing on foods


Virgin Mary is so played out, how about Buddha? Mohammed? Or even on a plate of Spaghetti? The Flying Spaghetti Monster needs to be more visible.

We can't just see one religious leader dominating ALL our hallucinations, that would be like voting Republican because you think tax cuts will solve all our problems.

[catlover68]

Can you imagine the uproar if Mohammed appeared on something edible? And you thought people were upset over political cartoons with his image......lol

[rjmiller]

Hot dog Mohammed?

[redpod]

I have all those. High speed fiber optics. I wait for the download. It only happens here.

[catlover68]

Just like everyone can see different images in clouds, this applies to various sightings be it Cheetos, windows, tree bark, or potatoes. I once found a cereal flake shaped liked NJ, or maybe it was the profile of Jesus......I couldn't decide, since I'm a freethinking sceptic, didn't want it to go to waste, it tasted pretty good......who knows, I probably missed an oppurtunity to sell on E-Bay......lol

[jlab]

I once saw the virgin mary appear after a "virgin mary"! Then the bartender confessed he'd gotten the order wrong and it was in fact a bloody mary. I sreamed bloody murder, and the lady next to me said: I'll have what he's having. We ended up with a round of sex on the beach and called it a night after a screaming orgasm.

[Rogan]

Was your comment, like, improvised? Because I'm not that funny this early in the morning, and I'm a pretty sharp guy...

[MarionWatts]

I love Real Time. The last three programs this season have been excellent and Bill's one of the most adroit political interviewers in the business. Funny too.