Declassified Memo to Santa

Look, Santa, it's bad enough Dreamgirls sucked, so for Christmas, I'd like someone to vote for in 2008. Someone other than Hillary, Biden, or Obama.

And I'm not alone on this.

Don't get me wrong, ya' gotta love 'em as Senators, but she can't win, as even her husband knows; J.B. will have to choose between competing epithets of plagiarist or manic-obsessive who can't shut-up; and the other's a fad whose entire strategy seems to be "run, before you have a record they can hold against you."

We can do better.

After the blizzard of the last two terms, Santa, please bring us someone who can dig us out.