BILL SCHEFT is a 15-time Emmy nominated writer for David Letterman and the author of three novels: THE RINGER, 2006 Thurber Prize finalist TIME WON'T LET ME and EVERYTHING HURTS, which will be in stores April 7.

May 20 he will be appearing at the 92nd Street Y
In Conversation with Susie Essman
as part of their "Funny People" series.

In EVERYTHING HURTS, self-proclaimed “self-help fraud” Phil Camp, who accidentally achieved international acclaim writing under the pseudonym Marty Fleck, tries to seek relief from his unexplained chronic pain through the aid of another self-help guru, Dr. Samuel Abrun. Publishers Weekly raves: “Scheft skewers physical and emotional pain with a mercilessly comic touch and a bit of poignancy.” And Pulitzer Prize-winning author Richard Russo marvels, “How rare it is for a novel to be both hilarious and profoundly moving.”

Blog Entries by Bill Scheft

Dear Marty Fleck: Plus-8? I thought you said "Plus-date"

Posted June 5, 2009 | 06:51 PM (EST)


(Marty Fleck is a self-help guru, the author of the international bestseller Where Can I Stow My Baggage? and the syndicated column "Baggage Handling." He is also the pseudonymous protagonist of Bill Scheft's new novel Everything Hurts. He has generously agreed to answer questions from readers of the Huffington...

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You Want Crazy?

1 Comments | Posted May 25, 2009 | 04:04 PM (EST)


You got it. This time, it is me posting as me. I have decided to reproduce, in full, an email chain between myself and a man named Scott Thompson. But first, a little back story. Over two weeks ago, I went to Washington for a Writers Guild event. There was...

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Marty Fleck's Commencement Address

1 Comments | Posted May 15, 2009 | 12:07 AM (EST)


(Marty Fleck is a self-help guru, the author of the international bestseller Where Can I Stow My Baggage? and the syndicated column "Baggage Handling." He is also the pseudonymous protagonist of Bill Scheft's new novel Everything Hurts. Rather than answer questions from Huffington Post readers, he has generously agreed...

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Dear Marty Fleck: Hybrid, Lo-cal...

Posted May 13, 2009 | 09:06 AM (EST)


(Marty Fleck is a self-help guru, the author of the international bestseller Where Can I Stow My Baggage? and the syndicated column "Baggage Handling." He is also the pseudonymous protagonist of Bill Scheft's new novel Everything Hurts. He has generously agreed to answer questions from readers of the Huffington...

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Dear Marty Fleck: Too Early for Juice?

Posted May 8, 2009 | 10:11 AM (EST)


(Marty Fleck is a self-help guru, the author of the international bestseller Where Can I Stow My Baggage? and the syndicated column "Baggage Handling." He is also the pseudonymous protagonist of Bill Scheft's new novel Everything Hurts. He has generously agreed to answer questions from readers of the Huffington...

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Dear Marty Fleck: Saddam's Right

Posted May 6, 2009 | 09:38 AM (EST)


(Marty Fleck is a self-help guru, the author of the international bestseller Where Can I Stow My Baggage? and the syndicated column "Baggage Handling." He is also the pseudonymous protagonist of Bill Scheft's new novel Everything Hurts. He has generously agreed to answer questions from readers of the Huffington...

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Dear Marty Fleck: My Wife Wants the Senate to Be Fillibuster-proof!

1 Comments | Posted May 1, 2009 | 12:02 AM (EST)


(Marty Fleck is a self-help guru, the author of the international bestseller Where Can I Stow My Baggage? and the syndicated column "Baggage Handling." He is also the pseudonymous protagonist of Bill Scheft's new novel Everything Hurts. He has generously agreed to answer questions from readers of the Huffington...

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Dear Marty Fleck: How Did These Flu Germs Cross The Border?

Posted April 28, 2009 | 11:17 PM (EST)


(Marty Fleck is a self-help guru, the author of the international bestseller Where Can I Stow My Baggage? and the syndicated column "Baggage Handling." He is also the pseudonymous protagonist of Bill Scheft's new novel Everything Hurts. He has generously agreed to answer questions from readers of the Huffington...

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Dear Marty Fleck: How Can I Be Like Eliot Spitzer?

Posted April 23, 2009 | 06:59 PM (EST)


(Marty Fleck is a self-help guru, the author of the international bestseller Where Can I Stow My Baggage? and the syndicated column "Baggage Handling." He is also the pseudonymous protagonist of Bill Scheft's new novel Everything Hurts. He has generously agreed to answer questions from readers of the Huffington...

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Dear Marty Fleck: How Can I Get Chavez To Buy My Book?

Posted April 21, 2009 | 07:09 PM (EST)


(Marty Fleck is a self-help guru, the author of the international bestseller Where Can I Stow My Baggage? and the syndicated column "Baggage Handling." He is also the pseudonymous protagonist of Bill Scheft's new novel Everything Hurts. He has generously agreed to answer questions from readers of the Huffington...

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Dear Marty Fleck: I'm The Real Octomom

3 Comments | Posted April 17, 2009 | 12:07 PM (EST)


(Marty Fleck is a self-help guru, the author of the international bestseller Where Can I Stow My Baggage? and the syndicated column "Baggage Handling." He is also the pseudonymous protagonist of Bill Scheft's new novel Everything Hurts. He has generously agreed to answer questions from readers of the Huffington...

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Dear Marty Fleck: Shea It Ain't So, Bernie....

Posted April 14, 2009 | 09:37 AM (EST)


(Marty Fleck is a self-help guru, the author of the international bestseller Where Can I Stow My Baggage? and the syndicated column "Baggage Handling." He is also the pseudonymous protagonist of Bill Scheft's new novel Everything Hurts. He has generously agreed to answer questions from readers of the Huffington...

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Dear Marty Fleck: Why Can't Women Golf?

Posted April 9, 2009 | 07:55 PM (EST)


(Marty Fleck is a self-help guru, the author of the international bestseller Where Can I Stow My Baggage? and the syndicated column "Baggage Handling." He is also the pseudonymous protagonist of Bill Scheft's new novel Everything Hurts. He has generously agreed to answer questions from readers of the Huffington...

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Dear Marty Fleck: What Would Jesus Nip?

Posted April 7, 2009 | 10:34 PM (EST)


(Marty Fleck is a self-help guru, the author of the international bestseller Where Can I Stow My Baggage? and the syndicated column "Baggage Handling." He is also the pseudonymous protagonist of Bill Scheft's new novel Everything Hurts. He has generously agreed to answer questions from readers of the Huffington...

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Dear Marty Fleck: Dating Advice For Jennifer Aniston

Posted April 2, 2009 | 10:20 PM (EST)


(Marty Fleck is a self-help guru, the author of the international bestseller Where Can I Stow My Baggage? and the syndicated column "Baggage Handling." He is also the pseudonymous protagonist of Bill Scheft's new novel Everything Hurts. He has generously agreed to answer questions from readers of the Huffington...

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Dear Marty Fleck: How Do I Recover After Being Fired By Dick Cheney?

Posted March 31, 2009 | 01:58 PM (EST)


(Marty Fleck is a self-help guru, the author of the international bestseller Where Can I Stow My Baggage? and the syndicated column "Baggage Handling." He is also the pseudonymous protagonist of Bill Scheft's new novel Everything Hurts. He has generously agreed to answer questions from readers of the Huffington...

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Dear Marty Fleck: Why Is It Illegal To Have Sex With A Vacuum Cleaner?

Posted March 26, 2009 | 07:47 PM (EST)


(Marty Fleck is a self-help guru, the author of the international bestseller Where Can I Stow My Baggage? and the syndicated column "Baggage Handling." He is also the pseudonymous protagonist of Bill Scheft's new novel Everything Hurts. He has generously agreed to answer questions from readers of the Huffington...

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Dear Marty Fleck...

Posted March 25, 2009 | 11:34 AM (EST)


(Marty Fleck is a self-help guru, the author of the international bestseller Where Can I Stow My Baggage? and the syndicated column "Baggage Handling." He is also the pseudonymous protagonist of Bill Scheft's new novel Everything Hurts. He has generously agreed to answer questions from readers of the Huffington...

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