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You Would Have Been Hard-Pressed to Find a More Hopeful Guy Than Me at 8:43 AM Nine Years Ago...

(0) Comments | Posted September 11, 2010 | 2:16 PM

It was, as so many have pointed out, a heartbreakingly beautiful morning.

I had just come back to my apartment from buying the papers and half and half, and had a luxurious 45 minutes reading the sports section and thinking about the enviable day I had in front of me....

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Dear Marty Fleck: Plus-8? I thought you said "Plus-date"

(1) Comments | Posted June 5, 2009 | 6:51 PM

(Marty Fleck is a self-help guru, the author of the international bestseller Where Can I Stow My Baggage? and the syndicated column "Baggage Handling." He is also the pseudonymous protagonist of Bill Scheft's new novel Everything Hurts. He has generously agreed to answer questions from readers of the Huffington...

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You Want Crazy?

(1) Comments | Posted May 25, 2009 | 4:04 PM

You got it. This time, it is me posting as me. I have decided to reproduce, in full, an email chain between myself and a man named Scott Thompson. But first, a little back story. Over two weeks ago, I went to Washington for a Writers Guild event. There was...

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Marty Fleck's Commencement Address

(1) Comments | Posted May 15, 2009 | 12:07 AM

(Marty Fleck is a self-help guru, the author of the international bestseller Where Can I Stow My Baggage? and the syndicated column "Baggage Handling." He is also the pseudonymous protagonist of Bill Scheft's new novel Everything Hurts. Rather than answer questions from Huffington Post readers, he has generously agreed...

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Dear Marty Fleck: Hybrid, Lo-cal...

(0) Comments | Posted May 13, 2009 | 9:06 AM

(Marty Fleck is a self-help guru, the author of the international bestseller Where Can I Stow My Baggage? and the syndicated column "Baggage Handling." He is also the pseudonymous protagonist of Bill Scheft's new novel Everything Hurts. He has generously agreed to answer questions from readers of the Huffington...

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Dear Marty Fleck: Too Early for Juice?

(0) Comments | Posted May 8, 2009 | 10:11 AM

(Marty Fleck is a self-help guru, the author of the international bestseller Where Can I Stow My Baggage? and the syndicated column "Baggage Handling." He is also the pseudonymous protagonist of Bill Scheft's new novel Everything Hurts. He has generously agreed to answer questions from readers of the Huffington...

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Dear Marty Fleck: Saddam's Right

(0) Comments | Posted May 6, 2009 | 9:38 AM

(Marty Fleck is a self-help guru, the author of the international bestseller Where Can I Stow My Baggage? and the syndicated column "Baggage Handling." He is also the pseudonymous protagonist of Bill Scheft's new novel Everything Hurts. He has generously agreed to answer questions from readers of the Huffington...

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Dear Marty Fleck: My Wife Wants the Senate to Be Fillibuster-proof!

(1) Comments | Posted May 1, 2009 | 12:02 AM

(Marty Fleck is a self-help guru, the author of the international bestseller Where Can I Stow My Baggage? and the syndicated column "Baggage Handling." He is also the pseudonymous protagonist of Bill Scheft's new novel Everything Hurts. He has generously agreed to answer questions from readers of the Huffington...

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Dear Marty Fleck: How Did These Flu Germs Cross The Border?

(0) Comments | Posted April 28, 2009 | 11:17 PM

(Marty Fleck is a self-help guru, the author of the international bestseller Where Can I Stow My Baggage? and the syndicated column "Baggage Handling." He is also the pseudonymous protagonist of Bill Scheft's new novel Everything Hurts. He has generously agreed to answer questions from readers of the Huffington...

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Dear Marty Fleck: How Can I Be Like Eliot Spitzer?

(0) Comments | Posted April 23, 2009 | 6:59 PM

(Marty Fleck is a self-help guru, the author of the international bestseller Where Can I Stow My Baggage? and the syndicated column "Baggage Handling." He is also the pseudonymous protagonist of Bill Scheft's new novel Everything Hurts. He has generously agreed to answer questions from readers of the Huffington...

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Dear Marty Fleck: How Can I Get Chavez To Buy My Book?

(0) Comments | Posted April 21, 2009 | 7:09 PM

(Marty Fleck is a self-help guru, the author of the international bestseller Where Can I Stow My Baggage? and the syndicated column "Baggage Handling." He is also the pseudonymous protagonist of Bill Scheft's new novel Everything Hurts. He has generously agreed to answer questions from readers of the Huffington...

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Dear Marty Fleck: I'm The Real Octomom

(3) Comments | Posted April 17, 2009 | 12:07 PM

(Marty Fleck is a self-help guru, the author of the international bestseller Where Can I Stow My Baggage? and the syndicated column "Baggage Handling." He is also the pseudonymous protagonist of Bill Scheft's new novel Everything Hurts. He has generously agreed to answer questions from readers of the Huffington...

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Dear Marty Fleck: Shea It Ain't So, Bernie....

(0) Comments | Posted April 14, 2009 | 9:37 AM

(Marty Fleck is a self-help guru, the author of the international bestseller Where Can I Stow My Baggage? and the syndicated column "Baggage Handling." He is also the pseudonymous protagonist of Bill Scheft's new novel Everything Hurts. He has generously agreed to answer questions from readers of the Huffington...

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Dear Marty Fleck: Why Can't Women Golf?

(2) Comments | Posted April 9, 2009 | 7:55 PM

(Marty Fleck is a self-help guru, the author of the international bestseller Where Can I Stow My Baggage? and the syndicated column "Baggage Handling." He is also the pseudonymous protagonist of Bill Scheft's new novel Everything Hurts. He has generously agreed to answer questions from readers of the Huffington...

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Dear Marty Fleck: What Would Jesus Nip?

(0) Comments | Posted April 7, 2009 | 10:34 PM

(Marty Fleck is a self-help guru, the author of the international bestseller Where Can I Stow My Baggage? and the syndicated column "Baggage Handling." He is also the pseudonymous protagonist of Bill Scheft's new novel Everything Hurts. He has generously agreed to answer questions from readers of the Huffington...

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Dear Marty Fleck: Dating Advice For Jennifer Aniston

(4) Comments | Posted April 2, 2009 | 10:20 PM

(Marty Fleck is a self-help guru, the author of the international bestseller Where Can I Stow My Baggage? and the syndicated column "Baggage Handling." He is also the pseudonymous protagonist of Bill Scheft's new novel Everything Hurts. He has generously agreed to answer questions from readers of the Huffington...

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Dear Marty Fleck: How Do I Recover After Being Fired By Dick Cheney?

(0) Comments | Posted March 31, 2009 | 1:58 PM

(Marty Fleck is a self-help guru, the author of the international bestseller Where Can I Stow My Baggage? and the syndicated column "Baggage Handling." He is also the pseudonymous protagonist of Bill Scheft's new novel Everything Hurts. He has generously agreed to answer questions from readers of the Huffington...

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Dear Marty Fleck: Why Is It Illegal To Have Sex With A Vacuum Cleaner?

(4) Comments | Posted March 26, 2009 | 7:47 PM

(Marty Fleck is a self-help guru, the author of the international bestseller Where Can I Stow My Baggage? and the syndicated column "Baggage Handling." He is also the pseudonymous protagonist of Bill Scheft's new novel Everything Hurts. He has generously agreed to answer questions from readers of the Huffington...

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Dear Marty Fleck...

(2) Comments | Posted March 25, 2009 | 11:34 AM

(Marty Fleck is a self-help guru, the author of the international bestseller Where Can I Stow My Baggage? and the syndicated column "Baggage Handling." He is also the pseudonymous protagonist of Bill Scheft's new novel Everything Hurts. He has generously agreed to answer questions from readers of the Huffington...

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