For us, MPH stands for Move Post-Haste - the correct reaction to those moments when you need to escape your living room, cubicle or dentist's chair and head off to the horizon in a hurry.
The onset of some very soggy British weather has had us at Black Tomato searching for a quick escape route on wheels.
Whether in racing cars or vintage bikes, we've picked our five favorite ways to take to the road this week.
In Japan the race cars skid and drift all over the track, but it's all under control, we promise. Experience some serious G force in the passenger seat.
Tackle Botswana's desert landscapes on a quad bike for a very different safari drive. No crowded Jeeps in sight.
Think road trip, think California. This is the classic trip, except we have the inside scoop on the pit stops you haven't heard about...
The classic car defines the road trip, so how about a vintage World War II motorbike? Take a seat in the sidecar and zip around South Africa's stunning coastlines.
We've left the true challenge for last. The Australian outback roads are tough but with the right car, a map, and some perfect accommodation along the way, you can take on one of the harshest places on earth...
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