(I'm travelling today, so I asked vitriolic progressive blogger "Gotterdammerung" to guest blog for me while I'm away. I have no idea what he's going to write. Take it away, Gotterdammerung! -Bob)
Thanks, Bob. Before I get into it, I thought I'd warm up with some Cat Blogging. Here's one of my cats, Noam Crispin Garafalo, pooping on a George W. Bush action figure.
Smirky McChimp totally got pwn3d!
When I wrote for a progressive blog leading up to the 2004 election, and before I subsequently lost interest then regained interest during Katrina but then lost interest again, I spent most of my time documenting the corporate media'$ lies and how they regurgitate White House memes, missives, memos, and memorandi. I hate memes the most. By the way, that's pronounced "meeems" for all you BushCo automatons. The extra 'e' is for 'excrement' because most of the memes originate from the Diebold fax machine of Karl "Turdbosom" Rove.
So when I happened to tune in to Comedy Central's "The Colbert Report" last night it became clear to me that President Chimpy Looks-like-a-Monkey continues to infiltrate the MSM with his lies. I'm not sure why this Repuglican pundit Colbert is on Comedy Central. Unless Comedy Central has become Thief-in-Chief Central (Intelligence Agency of Nazi Propaganda).
But a serious bobblehead show on Comedy Central? I don't get it.
Der Fuhrer Colbert! What kind of question is, "George Bush: great president? Or the greatest president?" According to the latest poll data, Heckuva Job Shrub's job approval rating is 34 percent. So there. Another denizen of wingnuttia caught in a lie. When it comes to lying, you sir, are no better than Bill O'LIEly, Spitty McTweety (Matthews), or Sean Propagandi-hanitty.
And I investigated Col-LIE-bert's sponsor, the Prescott "Big Pharma" Group, and learned via Kos via Atrios via Bradblog via a video on C&L via Firedoglake via TPM via Kos (diary) via Young Turks by way of Think Progress and Americablog and up the chute of Buzzflash that the Prescott Group could be paying a certain grandson of Prescott Bush -- Prescott, eh? -- a stipend or stock option laundered through Diebold, ES&S, Bechtel, and KBR to legislate in favor of a bill which confuses elderly, gay, black, Katrina victims out of their therapeutic shoes. How can you sleep at night, Mr. SOLD-OUT-bert?
Colbert is a Nazi. Let's compare Joseph Goebbels to Colbert. Joseph Goebbels once said:
"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it."
And Stephen "Joseph" C-oebb-bert:
"The Splendiferous Zeppelin Escapades of Filliam H. Muffman."
A zeppelin, Mr. Colbert? A floating conveyance employed by Germany during World War I and II? Fascism is upon us! Therefore, we have to stand up and fight. And while you're standing or fighting or standing/fighting, be sure to order a copy of my first book, Blogging My Cat While He Poops On Bush: An Empirical Political Analysis of The Radical Right's Christofascist Agenda.
That's all for today. Until next time Bob let's me guest blog for him... Strength and honor, America!
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Gotterdammerung here. First, for those of you emailing me about what my name means, it means "doom of the gods" in Norse mythology. Get it? Also to those of you who think Colbert is satire.... I agree. The wingnut pundits have definitely become self-satirical. Their worship of BushCo despite Bush's incompetence is a joke. So I get it. That doesn't excuse Colbert and Comedy Central No Intelligence Agency from perpetuating the Repug's echo chamber of lies.
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