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The Fantastical Crackpot Cult of Ron Paul

Posted: 01/11/2012 9:18 pm

During Tuesday night's New Hampshire Primary election coverage, Lawrence O'Donnell hilariously and saliently described Ron Paul as "not a candidate," therefore Jon Huntsman was the realistic second place winner, though not technically since he placed third on paper. Likewise, Mother Jones' Kevin Drum recently wrote that Ron Paul is a "crackpot."

Naturally, they're both correct. Times a thousand.

But a million Elvis fans can't be wrong. Or can they? In other words, Ron Paul supporters are easily some of the most exuberant, die-hard, overzealous political activists around, and you'll probably get a hearty sampling of that zealotry in the comments below this post. Nevertheless, the perpetual question about a movement like this is: how can so many people be so completely delusional?

The word "cult" is often employed in political contests, but seldom in recent history has it been more appropriate than when describing the so-called Ron Paul Revolution. Specifically, Ron Paul has no chance of winning the nomination (and he doesn't really want to); if a miracle happens and he actually does win the nomination and, subsequently, the presidency, he has no chance to successfully govern; and his libertarianism is pure hocus-pocus science fiction, evidenced by the fact that it's never been successfully implemented. Ever. But Ron Paul's supporters don't know it. Or, at least, none of them can describe a single instance in history when such a system has prospered without serious consequences and horrendous side-effects.

To paraphrase the underpants gnomes from South Park, the Ron Paul supporters' plan for success is as follows:

Phase 1: Vote for Ron Paul.
Phase 2: ?????
Phase 3: Liberty!

At the risk of over-explaining the joke, the question marks represent the un-electability of Ron Paul. No matter how vocal and activated the fanboys might become between now and the would-be nomination of Mitt Romney, there aren't enough votes. There is no conceivable path to the nomination, and an even narrower path to the White House. Why can't he win anything? The aforementioned crackpot factor. During every general election cycle each party has a crackpot candidate. Ron Paul is the quadrennial Republican crackpot. (On the Democratic side there was Mike Gravel in 2008 and, this year, domestic terrorist Randall Terry.)

Perhaps Ron Paul is self-aware enough to realize this, but he sounds almost as delusional as his people.

"I've been electable. I've won 12 elections already," he said on CBS. "It's amazing that I do so much better than those other candidates that are all electable. They're in fourth, fifth and sixth place and they're electable. All of a sudden they say I'm not electable. I don't know how that adds up."

An eighth grade social studies student knows why this is a ridiculous line of reasoning. It's significantly more achievable to be elected by a relatively homogeneous community of 100,000 voters than it is to be elected nationwide by 100 million. So the notion that he was elected 12 times in his congressional district is meaningless on the national stage.

For this and a variety of other reasons, very few people take Ron Paul seriously outside of his imaginary Galt's Gulch cult compound. The reality is that our political system has remained relatively intact for 224 years because most people, despite their gretzing, are actually comfortable with the continuity it provides. If voters were as militantly anti-system as they claim to be in anecdotal conversations, they would elect fewer incumbents and more fringy third-party challengers. Ron Paul would have a better shot if anti-system fantasy replaced comfy, complacent reality.

Only slightly better.

The election of Ron Paul is a minor conundrum compared with implementing his libertarian ideas. If we presuppose that he wins and then achieves any of his proposed changes to the system in the face of a divided electorate, few working coalitions and no party support in Congress, those policies would absolutely crush the economy and, ultimately, the very "liberty" which Ron Paul cultists repeat like hiccups in response to any challenges to their leader.

Despite an era when deregulated corporations and financial institutions pushed the world economy to the brink of another Great Depression, Ron Paul's agenda would remove almost all restrictions on the market.

Certainly, rich white men would continue to prosper under the laissez-faire policies of a Ron Paul administration. Until the inevitable crash. More on that presently. But minorities and women would fall prey to free market discrimination and subjugation. While "liberty" is the calling card of a Ron Paul supporter, they don't appear to understand how liberty would be denied to women and minorities.

Among other monikers, Ron Paul fancies himself a "constitutionalist," but that strict adherence to the Constitution ends with the 14th Amendment. The Supreme Court, in accordance with its judicial review powers, decided that the 14th Amendment includes a right to privacy and, thus, the right for a woman to have an abortion. I fail to understand how constitutionalists and those who cling so dearly to the ideals of limited government and "liberty" can so casually and oppressively order strict government regulations dictating what occurs within the bodies of every woman of child-bearing age.

Furthermore, with the rolling back of the Civil Rights Act, entire sectors of the free market would be free to discriminate on the basis of race, ethnicity and gender. At the state and local level, we would see an inevitable return of Jim Crow laws that allowed, among other things, poll taxes and neo-slavery, and so the growing American minority population would find itself trapped in a new American apartheid without any recourse for justice.

But, you know, "liberty!"

About that inevitable crash. Ron Paul would cut $1 trillion in spending from the budget in his first year. That's not $1 trillion spread out over a number of years -- he's talking about $1 trillion in 2013 alone. Without robust consumer spending, low unemployment and high GDP, these cuts would lead to a massive and inextricably deep depression. And I mean inextricable. There wouldn't be any means of escape since his subsequent budgets would continue to slash and burn everything in sight . Meanwhile, the aforementioned deregulated businesses -- the ones that aren't destroyed by the crash -- would swoop in like vultures to exploit the disaster, and the divide between the super wealthy and everyone else would grow beyond comprehension.

Then again, pot and heroin would be legalized and the United States would wall ourselves off from the rest of the world -- a policy that worked out really well in the 1930s. By the way, if you believe Ron Paul is anti-war, think again. Some of his top donors are defense contractors, he voted for the 2001 Authorization for Use of Military Force (AUMF) against terrorists, and he proposed HR 3076 which would have unleashed a government-financed private army of mercenaries and assassins to indiscriminately and unaccountably kill terrorists irrespective of nationality.

But, you know, "liberty!"

And Ron Paul cultists wonder why no one else takes their guy seriously.

See, Ron Paul isn't a candidate. He's a meme. Much like a popular YouTube video, Twitter hashtag or literary blog metaphor, if you're aware of it, you're savvy -- you're one of them. Ron Paul is a shibboleth for nihilistic hipsters. If you can work "Ron Paul" and "liberty!" into a tweet, you're one of them. You're anti-establishment. People who are devoted to Ron Paul appear to be more interested in the fantastical, fictitious idea of President Ron Paul than the realistic manifestation of President Ron Paul.

Nevertheless, this underpants gnome will soldier on as a spoiler, potentially weakening Mitt Romney's efforts by emboldening the right flank against the moderate frontrunner who's awkwardly struggling and desperately failing to appear more right-wing. And that's fine with me, but don't expect too many non-cultists to take Ron Paul seriously enough to win, much less govern.

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During Tuesday night's New Hampshire Primary election coverage, Lawrence O'Donnell hilariously and saliently described Ron Paul as "not a candidate," therefore Jon Huntsman was the realistic second pl...
During Tuesday night's New Hampshire Primary election coverage, Lawrence O'Donnell hilariously and saliently described Ron Paul as "not a candidate," therefore Jon Huntsman was the realistic second pl...
 
 
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07:37 AM on 02/09/2012
great entry - but you'll have no luck converting the Ron Paul fanatics to reality
11:45 PM on 01/23/2012
You will always have people who believe their views are correct because of the knowledge they have obtained (this is called a founded-opinion.)

This article is meant to persuade at face value because it cannot do so in context with its lack of factual backing. He offers no example of why Ron Paul is "Not electable" or a "Crack pot" he simply gives quotes of other people saying so. He exclaims that, we the followers, are easily magnatized to a cult-like leader. If he were to read the polls, other than the ones so fitting to his own bias desires, he'd see that Ron Paul voters are considered the most well versed in political understanding. He says that americans are, (my turn to quote) "The reality is that our political system has remained relatively intact for 224 years because most people, despite their gretzing, are actually comfortable with the continuity it provides." If you look at history, and the polls, you'd understand that it's not their comfort in this systems continuity, but their surrendered hope in it's change and functionality.

While many Ron Paul fans will be upset, and it was even an anti-ron paul supporter link that lead me to this article, take pause for a moment. This is just another empty article, that when read fully, and broken down, is beneficial to Ron Paul and his cause and our ideals. It proves our point more than deter us from our knowledge based actions.
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11:55 AM on 02/13/2012
You know, I am a Detroit Lions fan. As is well documented, a few years back the Lions established a new record for futility by going through the regular season 0-16. They were bad, everyone knew they were bad, and they weren't going to be anything but bad. Similarly the last two election cycles, Ron Paul, himself is establishing a record for political futility-he's the equivalent of the 0-16 Lions-he's never won anything! He's currently in last place among GOP candidates and hasn't got a chance of winning the nomination. Sure, the year the Lions were undefeated in the pre-season, which I guess corresponds to Ron Paul's wins in various inconsequential straw polls, but they didn't win a single game. There were Lions fans who would show up for the games with bags over their heads, and there were former Lions fans who just tuned them out. What the Lions didn't have were supporters like Ron Paul's. No matter what anyone says about Ron Paul, his supporters harbor some ridiculous belief that Rep Paul is on the verge of getting the GOP presidential nomination, even though he's 0 for infinite. It would have been equally amusing for frustrated Lions fans if there were Ron Paul-style supporters who thought that after each drubbing that the Lions were going to make it to the Super Bowl.
04:04 PM on 01/16/2012
"I've been electable. I've won 12 elections already," he said on CBS. "It's amazing that I do so much better than those other candidates that are all electable. They're in fourth, fifth and sixth place and they're electable. All of a sudden they say I'm not electable. I don't know how that adds up."

Ok so you attack his logic in the first sentence of the quote. Which I understand, thats a valid statement. Simply because he's electable in one small community doesn't mean hes electable throughout the U.S. We get it. But you failed to argue the logic in the rest of his quote.... I know why, cause YOU CAN'T. Ron Paul has consistently been in the top-tier and yet the media paints him as being unelectable while at the same time have had field days with canidates lower then him in the polls such as Bachmann and Perry, one who already dropped out of the race and the other who will soon follow.
10:49 PM on 01/14/2012
Economically I agree, but at the same point, both the Republicans and the Democrats want to continue to spend an incredible amount of money, that we don't have (unless we tax the wealthy at Post WWII Levels)... The only reason I support Paul as an "Idea," is his belief on foreign affairs. Both the Republicans and the Democrats have incredibly poor judgement when it comes to Foreign affairs meddling around in other countries, trying to force Western ideas on them, ultimately costing us (middle class/ lower class citzens) to pay for these wars not only via taxes, but blood, sanity, and tears... He isn't a candidate, but a person whose attempting to change the dialogue or in my opinion a fresh look outside the Familiar parties...
10:20 PM on 01/14/2012
IM VOTING NUETRAL!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Robert Lee Harrington
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10:18 PM on 01/14/2012
Why didn’t Ron Paul ever pass legislation while he was a Congressman?

He only read the first sentence in the Bill of Rights:

“Congress shall pass no law.”
02:36 PM on 01/16/2012
Ron Paul achieved a partial audit of the Federal Reserve in 2011 where we found out 16 trillion dollars had been lent out at 0% interest to Big Banks, most of them foreign.
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Giovanni Campanella
07:02 PM on 01/14/2012
"...despite the long-term damage to the economy inflicted by the government’s interference in the housing market, the government’s policies of diverting capital to other uses creates a short-term boom in housing. Like all artificially-created bubbles, the boom in housing prices cannot last forever. When housing prices fall, homeowners will experience difficulty as their equity is wiped out. Furthermore, the holders of the mortgage debt will also have a loss. These losses will be greater than they would have otherwise been had government policy not actively encouraged over-investment in housing."

Ron Paul
U.S. House of Representatives
July 16, 2002

What a 'crackpot'.
03:56 PM on 01/16/2012
Unfortunately most Americans will not understand the process you just quoted. And will instead go to their beloved TV and trust who News stations tell them to vote for because they are too lazy to understand what is REALLY going on in our country.
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04:41 PM on 01/14/2012
America is a highly technological nation, and that is unlikely to change. It is also physically enormous. And, it faces real threats from messianic religious nuts to nuts running messianic totalitarian states. Finally, America is extraordinarily diverse – with people holding diverse philosophies and possessing different abilities and needs. That is its strength, and as James Madison explained in Federalist #51, that is its greatest source of safety for everyone’s rights.

Unfortunately, there are those who think simplistic ideas can solve the problems of this complex nation, and the reason they advocate such ideas is their impatience and unwillingness to think and learn. Part of the problem is, they have been indoctrinated into thinking that an omipotent being controls the universe, and that, accordingly, omnipotent forces control businesses and economies, therefore they believe that in a single stroke, complex problems with multiple causes can instantly be solved by, for example, cutting American foreign policy action to nil, abolishing taxation and so forth.

This is infantile thinking about politics – the idea that some kind of omnipotent parent can swoop down and make everything better by flipping a switch. It is a political mind-set that is incredibly dangerous – as are politicians who exploit the kind of ignorance that finds comfort in it.
02:49 PM on 01/14/2012
I hope that one day ad hominem rhetoric will be replaced by substantial conversation about the issues. All superpowers/empires throughout history have piled on debt until their currencies are destroyed. These fundamentals apply to the United States today and there is no reason -- no reason at all -- to say that our empire will experience a different outcome.
03:49 PM on 01/16/2012
Heres Substantial conversation:

The dollar, today, has 4% of the value it did in 1913 when the federal reserve was created. The dollar is devalued by printing money which is first distributed to BIg Banks. It takes awhile for the market to realize their is more money in the system and that it is consequentially worth less (supply and demand) Because Big Banks received the money first the reap large profits because the dollar still had its initial value. By the time these dollars trickle down to the common American, the dollar has much less value. Essentially this is a transfer of wealth from the lower and middle class to walstreet and every American needs to understand this concept because it is bankrupting the American people.

Ron Paul 2012
12:44 PM on 01/14/2012
Spoken like a true socialist. The economy tanked because the housing bubble burst. The housing bubble was a result of federal regultions that made banks give loans to people who couldn't afford them, and the regulations that encourge meddling in our monetary system by governmental entities. It was NOT the result of a lack of regulation! The economy will not tank just because you eliminate redundant and inefficient bureaucracies. As for "no historical evidence of Libertarianism working", how about talking about all the examples of all the countries falling apart right now who had a system America is currently copying, and that you want to protect.
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11:24 PM on 01/14/2012
That is a very supply sided view of what tanked the economy. Putting an exclamation point at the end of the statement does not make it true.
03:40 PM on 01/16/2012
His view makes sense to me.... oh and it is also backed up by economist who predicted it 10 years before it happened. Or should we continue listening to the keynsians who falsely said there was no way our economy would enter recession or that the housing market would collapse?
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11:36 AM on 01/14/2012
Ron Paul - an enigma, inside a dilemma, wrapped in a Depends.
03:57 PM on 01/14/2012
I have no thoughts of my own other than exterior aesthetics. My brain is a shallow bucket of Bill Maher quotes.
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Robert Lee Harrington
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10:10 PM on 01/14/2012
Me too..I love Bill Maher.
10:20 AM on 01/14/2012
amazing how diluted people are...actually thinking our system works right now lol. what you call freedom how well you can shop online, buy gas, go to walmart, and get expensive healthcare and medicine, meanwhile the world is falling into global depression,war, and (soon soon soon) food and water shortages?...amazing...and what obama is going to snap his fingers and fix it all?
10:28 AM on 01/14/2012
your right, Ron Paul can't fix america b/c its full of morons for the most part who have been brainwashed and bought into submission via handouts,@$$wipes, and the shallow promises of bought and paid men from corporation who run the country...every time a republic starts down the road of democracy it inevitably leads to self-destruction, not to mention every inflated paper currency has failed (might wanna go read a history book or two for cofirmation of those last 2 points..put down the obama kool-aid, joint, or welfare stub you've holding and read a history book)
08:00 AM on 01/14/2012
Everyone seems to go on about how he is not electable. End of the day the people of America get to decide that, not the pundits and know it alls. The race is very interesting and all the statements so far have been reversed but 2 weeks later when x goes Boom.

I think Dr Paul's message is getting out there and average americans are not that dumb and they are talking about it. It will be a ground race and the energy and effort is for Paul. Media is for the rest and I just don't think the media has that power any more.

I could be wrong. A month ago I felt that if Paul could get 2nd then at least his message would get out there and we would see some change. Now I feel there is a real chance that he takes it and that would be a good thing for America and the world. One who uses his head to see around the problem and bring the US respect again.
03:28 PM on 01/16/2012
Thank god his message is getting out there. I'm glad we have an internet where we can go and research different opinions rather then having to swallow the opinions of the corporations which own TV, magazines, and most newspapers.
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11:32 PM on 01/13/2012
No matter how the Ron Paul campaign ends, Ron Paul ends up helping re-elect President Obama.

If Paul finishes 2nd or even a strong 3rd, Romney will have to let him speak at the convention.

And before and after Paul speaks, the media will go over the newsletters again, because...well, because they're odious and headline-grabbing.

When people tune in to get a look at the GOP nominee's speech, they will see a little ticker at the bottom of the screen that includes the words "Ron Paul" and "race war" and "22% of GOP vote" in the same sentence. What a great time for independents and mainstream voters who don't pay attention to what happens until there are two nominees to get to know Romney!

And if Paul doesn't get a chance to speak, his supporters will blame the GOP and either not vote strongly for Romney or not volunteer for him. They may vote for Johnson. All that is good for President Obama.

If Paul doesn't do well, he might blame the GOP party bosses and go 3rd party so he can get his message out -- and hand President Obama the election.

But even if he doesn't do well and simply fades back to running his publishing empire, he pulled and is pulling Romney farther right. Some of Paul's ideas are good, or at least sound good at first. But the vast majority of what he says is unrealistic, if not undesirable.
02:36 PM on 01/14/2012
"No matter how the Ron Paul campaign ends, Ron Paul ends up helping re-elect President Obama."

Looking at the field of GOP candidates right now, their quality is so low that Obama wins anyway.

I plan to vote for Paul in the hopes that mainstream politicians will eventually take notice of the sorts of change so many Americans are looking for now.

He's the only candidate I can recall from my adult life who doesn't campaign by solely pandering to emotion.
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03:42 PM on 01/14/2012
It's all good, as long as you vote for Paul instead of the GOP candidate. Encourage all your friends who are thinking of voting Republican to do the same.
03:24 PM on 01/16/2012
Name one of his policies which is "unrealistic, if not undesirable" The fact is he's the only one who actually has any real policies or principles. Watching the GOP debates every other canidate just talks about creating jobs and restoring America, but Ron Paul is the only one who actually gives a plan and backs it up with facts, statistics, and data.
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07:26 PM on 01/16/2012
Since when is publishing a racist newsletter, profiting handsomely, and refusing to print a retraction evidence of "real...principles?" What a joke.

Ok you wanted to know about a policy that is unrealistic if not undesirable? Easy. Paul wants to disband our foreign intelligence services. It's loony enough to think about bringing home ALL of our soldiers, sailors and airmen. But the idea that we would not only be defenseless abroad, but BLIND abroad, with NO idea what any of our enemies are doing because we no longer have a CIA, NSA, or any other foreign intelligence service, is unrealistic and undesirable, to say the least.

We don't even need to get into the undesirable Paul notions of taking away the federal government's ability to prevent and punish discrimination by state/local government or private parties.

You're talking about Ron Paul, who said that instead of fighting the Civil War, Lincoln should have just bought all the slaves and then freed them. Of course, that wouldn't stop slave owners from buying more slaves with the new money, or kidnapping free black people and then enslaving them. It would have bankrupted the Federal government and vastly enriched the people who thought it was okay to enslave black people. Why am I not surprised that Ron Paul came up with this idea? (He said it on Meet the Press back in 2007, and it's all over the internet, before you fall back on the standard denial defense...).
11:27 PM on 01/13/2012
Familiar with the term "projection"? Because the one who is deluded is you. Ron Paul may be our only hope. Surely you don't advocate this nation continuiing in its present direction.
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07:50 AM on 01/14/2012
Saw a great post from someone: "Obama can't seem to cure cancer. This time I'm voting for cancer!" That's basically your position.