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Bob Franken

Bob Franken

Posted: September 19, 2007 01:16 PM

Gays and Children


While, in my opinion, the Maryland Appeals Court got it wrong with its decision upholding the state's ban on gay marriages, the ruling was precisely correct in defining what the uproar is all about.

Here's what the majority wrote: "Marriage enjoys its fundamental status due, in large part, to its link to procreation".

They're right on the money. Matrimony is not about living happily ever after, or even until the couple splits up. It's about the primal need to maintain the species. The same instinct that rules the entire animal kingdom, for that matter, the plant kingdom too. Which means we're just like worms and trees. As Cole Porter wrote "Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it". To my knowledge, birds, bees and educated fleas don't get married. But Cole Porter was gay. He wouldn't have been able to marry another man in Maryland either. But I digress.

It's not love we're talking about here, it's grinding out the next generations. What the Maryland judges remind us is that marriage is mainly the business arrangement to keep baby creation somewhat orderly in humans. That sure takes a lot of the romance out of it, doesn't it? Not all of it mind you, because reproduction can be pretty damned nice for a few minutes or so, depending on one's, uh, skill. But again, I digress.

Of course no one has ever come up with a satisfactory answer to why a man and woman who plan to remain childless can legally wed.

What we get instead is something like "Marriage between man and woman is sacred and must be protected." Period. Funny enough, that's a battle that's already lost. Men and women divorce and it's probably because they shouldn't have tied the knot in the first place, had they not been shamed or propagandized to doing so. Got to keep those offspring coming after all. Never mind that the kids caught up in the shambles of the breakup suffer mightily while they grow up and get ready to procreate.

So why should gays even bother about marriage? Why not simply settle for the same legal and financial rights? Putting aside the resistance to even that, for the moment, the answer is that marriage confers legitimacy on couples. Not only are children born out of wedlock still known as illegitimate, but so, in much of society's view, are same sex lovers.

Prejudice against gays will probably be the roughest oppression to overcome. Because, whether they know it or not, the homophobes are really scared humans won't procreate. Just ask those Maryland judges. It's a mighty primitive way to define morality. Some might argue an immoral way.

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03:51 PM on 09/19/2007
great post!

at this point in the marriage debate there is nothing to do but laugh at the absurdity of it all. the arguments that these old men (presumably) in black robes fabricate are nothing but a big joke. ha ha!

did i say only thing? let me add we can vote. and support the candidates that support us. and read satirizing posts from incredulous observers. and write our own posts satirizing those old men. and only occasionally think bitter thoughts.

these are fun times!
02:22 PM on 09/19/2007
If they are really interested in procreation they would be for polygamy... I know I am biased, but I can't believe that judges in 2007 can't see the ludicrousness of this decision.
02:03 PM on 09/19/2007
Maybe gay marrage is like a non-profit corperation. It confers benefits on it's participants. It is also beneficial to society as a whole. But it doesn't fulfill the primary reason for which people usually form a corporation.
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01:44 PM on 09/19/2007
...."Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it". To my knowledge, birds, bees and educated fleas don't get married..... People don't have to get married to procreate either. Marriage was and is about chattel. It wasn't about procreation, it was about who has control of the child production and who gets to inherit the estate. From that flows all sorts of legal rights and responsibilities like deciding what treatment your comatose spouse or child gets.
04:21 PM on 09/19/2007
Exactly. Thank you. The Glorious Marriage of Olde was nothing more than a means to transfer property.

The property (woman) was bought from the owner-father by the new owner-husband. He paid for her with a dowry.

That's it. A business transaction (hello, some cultures STILL have arranged marriages) that transfers ownership and then forever binds the property (woman) to her new owner-husband.

By the way, might I add that these days marriage is a completely CIVIL institution. You may choose to marry in a church with permission of a priest, but you get your legal license from THE STATE! Last time I checked, the state was 1. supposed to stay out of religious matters and 2. was NOT supposed to discriminate.

Where's your argument now, trolls?