Holiday Listing

It's probably not altogether fair, but there are certain words, when we see them together, that automatically inspire scorn and/or ridicule in just about all of us. Here's an incomplete list:

Chicago Alderman

General Motors

Internet Advertising

TV Pundits

Washington Lobbyists

Washington Redskins

Washington Nationals

Washington Wizards

Corporate Ethics

George W. Bush

Campaign Promises

Trust Me

Executive Bonuses

Government Bailout

Human Resources

Customer Support

License Renewal

Fair Taxation

Urban Schools

Rod Blagojevich

Road Repairs

Road Disrepair

Patriot Act

Cable Appointment

Quality Guaranteed

Caring Management

Tort Reform

Energy Independence

Economic Recovery

Home Listing

As you can see, this is random. Feel free to add your favorites and if there are enough, I'll create a second list.

And before you say it:

Bob Franken

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Comments

[Diogenes01]

As a commemorative act to celebrate the end of the Bush ERROR, I propose a national act; namely, that at precisely 12:30PM on January 20, 2009, at the moment that Barack Obama begins to take the oath of office, We have a "Universal Presidential Flush" where americans across the country simultaneously flush their toilet to indicate the ending of the Bush ERROR.

[MNinWI]

Theoretically, this is great symbolism but practically, it would cause huge water & sewer problems because of so many participants-we need another more sustainable action.