05/17/2012 09:01 am ET | Updated Jul 17, 2012

The 24-Hour Chicken Channel

by Sam Dean, Bon Appétit

Apologies in advance to any Canadians out there who've known about this for the past year, but apparently Swiss Chalet, which looks to be the Canadian equivalent of Boston Market, owns an entire cable channel that's dedicated to videos of rotisserie chicken. Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week, it's just videos of the chicken itself, on a rotisserie, rotating. No cooking shows, no talking heads, just chicken. Spinning.

Every once in a while, though, a guy dressed up to look like a container of Swiss Chalet's dipping sauce dances:

Oh, Canada!