Heidi Montag: your new triple D implant fembot look and immovable collagen and botox filled face, have so horrified top casting, TV and film directors, that a backlash against too much fakery has begun!
"If your face is unproportionately filled with plastic, no one wants to hire a Mr. Potato Head," says one film casting director.
"All the women look the same: the little noses, the big eyes, the lipo-sucked bodies, the huge breasts. EVERYONE is looking the same," adds award winning casting director and independent producer Lauren Lloyd.
And as for Heidi and her ambitions to further her career by "perfecting" herself: "Heidi's implants won't help her become an actress -- you still have to have talent and drive," says Lloyd, the founder of Big TV. "She's limited in what she can play -- her plastic surgery is so obvious that she can't play the girl next door roles."
Whoops Heidi! I bet that's not what you had in mind when you went under the knife to become "an upgraded version of me." You claimed in interviews after your surgery that you were in a "cut throat industry" that necessitated your plastic makeover.
Well I can tell you that not only are casting directors not running to hire you now, but my own two teenage daughters were dumbstruck in disgust after seeing you on the premiere episode of The Hills earlier this week , unable to move your jaw to eat or talk properly. "She looks scary," was my older daughters' instant reaction.
Read to find out what plastic surgeries are in and out in Hollywood!
For more on Hollywood's obsession with perfection:
Kristin, You Look HOT By The Pool In Vegas & You're Not Totally Fake Like Heidi!
Crazy Pressure to Get Boob Jobs! Why Stars Like Kate & Heidi Inflate!
Heidi Montag Reveals Her New Assets! She Says They're Not Big Enough -- Do you agree?
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