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Bonnie Fuller

Bonnie Fuller

Posted: December 12, 2008 07:07 PM

Naked Jen's Delicious Revenge on Brangelina!


Looking hot is the best revenge!

That's clearly the strategy that Jen Aniston has finally settled on after watching Angelina bewitch her ex-husband Brad...and the rest of the world.

And thank the Lord, Jen. Going into battle unabashedly nude with a body toned to perfection, is a far superior strategy against Brangelina than the endless whining that has been your hallmark style since your post-marital split.

Now everyone knows that Jen's body truly is a wonderland. 2008-12-13-JAN1.jpg Playing the "poor, sad Jen" role would never make Brad eat his heart out. And we all know, Jen, that making Brad second guess his decision to leave you has been your goal all along.

Every woman who's ever been dumped understands this. No matter how much time passes or how fabulous your new boyfriend, you always want your ex to yearn to have you back... and your ex's new love interest to feel sick about it.

What better way to achieve this than to have the entire male global population drooling?

Everyone, even in Brangelina-land, would notice that.

It's the only offense that Jen could take. She can't compete against Angie's glamorous earth mother routine, which has so effectively hypnotized Brad.

After all he's talked more than once about wanting to have nine kids " we're looking for a soccer team," he has said.

That left Jen with unabashed sexuality as the only way to go. 2008-12-13-JAN5.jpg "Her old look was victim. She looked like a sad puppy dog. Now she's powerful she's realized that she's a sexy goddess," says Match.com relationship expert Whitney Casey, the author of the new book, The Man Plan: Drive Men Wild...Not Away!

It's also Jen's reputation game changer. She has needed to irrevocably change the public perception about her, as a spurned wife.

"This says, 'I'm a beautiful, sexy woman, hear me roar... now go see my new movie,'" points out psychotherapist, Dr. Jenn Berman.

Nudity has also been a career-enhancer for Jen in the past. It was a Rolling Stone cover showing her lying on a bed, with a bare exposed tush, that first set her up as the "friend' to watch on the show that introduced her to the world. Later, post the Brad divorce, she had a memorable scene in the $100 million film, "The Break Up," in which she strolled naked past her co-star Vince Vaughn, as he regretted their split in the movie.

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The price of all this gorgeousness has not been cheap. Jen's monthly regimen to tone and tighten her body with private instruction from top LA yoga guru, Mandy Ingber, and other personal trainers, costs over $3,000 a month, according to the National Enquirer, and I believe them.

She apparently has a private chef, preparing only high-protein, low-fat organic meals for $3,500 a month. She reportedly had a nose job, courtesy of Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Dr. Raj Kanodia, for about $12,000. She has anti-cellulite spa sculpting treatments for $1,000 a session, twice a month, and regular spray tanning sessions, which cost about $90 a pop.

Yes, that may add up to an investment of well over $400,000 in the four years since Brad and Ange first met on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

But, the value of knowing that Brad's jaw dropped when he saw her nude GQ cover: PRICELESS!

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