Naked Jen's Delicious Revenge on Brangelina!
Looking hot is the best revenge!
That's clearly the strategy that Jen Aniston has finally settled on after watching Angelina bewitch her ex-husband Brad...and the rest of the world.
And thank the Lord, Jen. Going into battle unabashedly nude with a body toned to perfection, is a far superior strategy against Brangelina than the endless whining that has been your hallmark style since your post-marital split.
Now everyone knows that Jen's body truly is a wonderland. 
Playing the "poor, sad Jen" role would never make Brad eat his heart out. And we all know, Jen, that making Brad second guess his decision to leave you has been your goal all along.
Every woman who's ever been dumped understands this. No matter how much time passes or how fabulous your new boyfriend, you always want your ex to yearn to have you back... and your ex's new love interest to feel sick about it.
What better way to achieve this than to have the entire male global population drooling?
Everyone, even in Brangelina-land, would notice that.
It's the only offense that Jen could take. She can't compete against Angie's glamorous earth mother routine, which has so effectively hypnotized Brad.
After all he's talked more than once about wanting to have nine kids — " we're looking for a soccer team," he has said.
That left Jen with unabashed sexuality as the only way to go. 
"Her old look was victim. She looked like a sad puppy dog. Now she's powerful — she's realized that she's a sexy goddess," says Match.com relationship expert Whitney Casey, the author of the new book, The Man Plan: Drive Men Wild...Not Away!
It's also Jen's reputation game changer. She has needed to irrevocably change the public perception about her, as a spurned wife.
"This says, 'I'm a beautiful, sexy woman, hear me roar... now go see my new movie,'" points out psychotherapist, Dr. Jenn Berman.
Nudity has also been a career-enhancer for Jen in the past. It was a Rolling Stone cover showing her lying on a bed, with a bare exposed tush, that first set her up as the "friend' to watch on the show that introduced her to the world. Later, post the Brad divorce, she had a memorable scene in the $100 million film, "The Break Up," in which she strolled naked past her co-star Vince Vaughn, as he regretted their split in the movie.
The price of all this gorgeousness has not been cheap. Jen's monthly regimen to tone and tighten her body with private instruction from top LA yoga guru, Mandy Ingber, and other personal trainers, costs over $3,000 a month, according to the National Enquirer, and I believe them.
She apparently has a private chef, preparing only high-protein, low-fat organic meals for $3,500 a month. She reportedly had a nose job, courtesy of Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Dr. Raj Kanodia, for about $12,000. She has anti-cellulite spa sculpting treatments for $1,000 a session, twice a month, and regular spray tanning sessions, which cost about $90 a pop.
Yes, that may add up to an investment of well over $400,000 in the four years since Brad and Ange first met on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
But, the value of knowing that Brad's jaw dropped when he saw her nude GQ cover: PRICELESS!
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If the senior Pitts (Bill and Jane) ever see that GQ cover -- and I'm sure they will eventually -- I'm betting their reaction will be, "Thank God this person is no longer connected to us!"
I think they did that already when she came out with that Vanity Fair 'Tell All,' that aired her and Pitt's dirty laundry, and tried to ruin his career and reputation.
Yeah, Brad's jaw dropped at the massive embarrassing mortifying and even bigger, JOKE that she's become. lol By the way, uh, I think Fuller is being sarcastic - grow brains will you? lol Afterall, who's gonna be surprised at Aniston's stripping, she's done that on beaches from Malibu to Mexico like clockwork in the skimpiest suits for going on a year or more. Typical Aniston move.
Fuller goes on to say that it's the fantasy of every dumpee to have the one that dumped you, second guess his decision -that's Jen's sad fantasy.
Face it, Brad's never been a Leo DiCaprio kind of guy who went for 'perfect looks,' anyway - chasing a benchmark of beauty like Angelina down was a first. If he was that superficial, he sure wouldn't have been with Aniston, a woman who could stand-in for Dustin Hoffman's Tootsie, to begin with. LOL.
Fuller's also getting yet another dig in at Aniston by inferring that every move she makes is a reaction to 'Brangelina.' In other words she has no life, and yes - is as pathetic as she seems to be.
This piece, along with telling you about Aniston's plastic surgeries and high end maintenance the cost of which could feed small countries, her oft-repeated habit of dropping trou is pointed out as well, so Fuller is also saying (to Jen) that no one, even Brangelina (if they happened to care) would be surprised at her tactics.
LOL ROFLMAO!! $400,000 to make herself look good and she still can't keep a man. When is she ever going to learn that what's inside is more important than what you've got outside?
Jen could dance down the middle of Rodeo Drive in her birthday suit and Brad couldn't care less.
As for Angelina, she has Brad and their children. Jen doesn't even exist as far as she's concerned.
Now that Jen has done this nude photo, does this mean she is finally ready to move on with her life?
Brad is happy. Brad and Angie are doing great. She should do the same. She has enough money to get her life jump started so it stays in gear. This nude photo thing was a sad attempt to say what?
Hey, I have sex appeal too? Get on with it Jen.
Well Jen told me she's totally over Brad, and that she really couldn't care less. Brad said he could be friends with Jen, but then he said Jen was all, like, still into him. But Jen said she's not all into him, he must just still be into himself, but like, you know, whatever, and that Angelina was really jealous of her. I said I didn't think that was true, but then Jen got all pi.ssy, and was like, whatever. So should I call her? Not so much. But then, you know, like maybe she was PMSing or whatever.
Well this article is pretty useless in its detailing the minutia of Aniston's diet and trips to the plastic surgeon. But even more to the point, it overlooks one essential thing; Angelina Jolie is sexier by any standard. I'm pretty sure that Brad isn't looking at the GQ right now and thinking 'wow did I ever make a terrible mistake'.
Jolie, in profile, looks as if she was hit in the face with a frying pan.
If this DRIVEL must be hosted by Huffington Post, is there AT LEAST a way to personalize the page to make it never, ever appear when I view it?
So according to you, Bonnie, the best revenge for getting dumped is to appear nude in a men's magazine. Since when did desperation become attractive?
Whatever happened in their marriage, Aniston's so-called "hotness" was probably the least of their problems - and absolutely the LEAST of issues for Jolie who's in a league of hotness that Aniston can only dream about..
she looks hot no lie. But Brad Pitts probably at home right now sayin...whatever man, have you seen my woman and these beautiful kids...I think I made the right choice" So if she's trying to do something to Brad by posing naked, yah, I doubt its working. But hey like I said, atleast you look good.
I work and live in this din of depravity known as 'Hollywood.' What 'Jen' did was a reactionary bit of self-conglomeration for the sake of competing with Jolie. It's not even about Brad anymore. It's reduced to a moribund level of 'get-back' for the sake of saving face. Jolie rocked Pitt's world in a way Jen could not, and Jen can't stand it. So as to silence the noise, she puts her ass out there. Literally. It generates needed attention, as actors will do when their career is going flat. It generates buzz.
Jen is not exuding confidence by expressing her 'feminine sexuality'. What this crap is equates to nothing more than insecurity on parade. 'I'll show YOU!" True confidence would've NEVER allowed her to push this tired envelop in the first place. I have seen so much of this garish, boring behavior in this city its mind-numbing. I'm completely underwhelmed. Yawn..
Excellent point. Aniston's always taking her clothes off for publicity purposes, even being photographed for one shoot in a wet shirt on the Playboy Mansion grounds. How's this for a study of contrasts: the same month GQ features a naked Jen on their cover looking more like a porn actress than an A-lister, if she ever truly was one, Architecture Digest features Brad Pitt on its cover standing in front of one of the houses he helped get built for displaced residents of New Orleans.
It all makes me cringe. Everything is about how good she looks. She finally had to show everything but her ______ to prove her worth. I find it really sad in a way. And that bunny pose with her hands. Oh please.
Why is Angelina sexier,she admits her sexuality and she doesn't care what you think.
And when she's done with that she goes out and tries to help the less fortunate and doesn't ask for anything from anyone.
As fort Jenn, she should go find herself a normal everyday guy because all these "stars" shes attracted too, just leave her.
As for Brad, he's a father and family man as well as trying to help people. When he finds time , he still tries to elevate his craft and get better. Where does jenn fit in, the trains left the station, she doesn't/
nonsense and mildly embarassing - it appears her entire post-Friends career is dependent on reminding us that she was once married to Pitt - this from the woman who forgot her husband when she got her Emmy, spent $1million on her wedding, and then forced us all to watch him repeatedly beg for children w/everyone from Diane Sawyer to Wa-Wa - the obsession w/Aniston seems to be the best evidence for public confusion of a fictional character w/a real life boring B-lister.
This article is ridiculous. Pitt didn't want to be married to Aniston any longer for whatever reason. I'm sure it had nothing to do with whether or not she was "hot". He married her, so he obviously found her to be "hot" on some level. However, he made the choice to be with someone else for whatever reason. He finds more fulfillment with Jolie. To make that choice is his RIGHT. We don't require people in this country to stay married to each other. Simply because someone chooses not to remain married to someone doesn't make them worthy of revenge where we want them to "eat their heart out". You are assuming that something as superficial as looking good in a computer enhanced image would make a happy father of 6, whose girlfriend and mother of his children is hot in her own right, is enough to make him sorry he dumped her in the first place. Pretty silly to think that. I think he probably left the marriage for something more serious than whether or not Aniston was or was not "cellulite free". Also, if a person moves on with someone else it doesn't mean there was a problem with the first person. He didn't want to be married to her and wants to be with Jolie. Get over it people.
Somehow I doubt that Brad's jar dropped when he saw her naked on the cover of GQ. He's seen her naked before, so whatever. He is still with Angelina Jolie - no slouch her herself in the looks department. Frankly Jennifer Aniston is about as exciting as watching paint dry. She is a passably good light comedic actress who knows full well how to work the media for the best possible exposure (in more ways than one). Until she can show (and I mean more than her butt) that she has acting chops to keep up with Angelina and others - she will remain what she has always been. Someone who appeared in a long running TV show and parlayed it into worldwide fame. Good for her. She is now rich beyond belief and has worldwide name recognition. Not bad accomplishements in her world.
Do I understand this correctly? You think that Jennifer Aniston won some kind of war by allowing herself to photographed nude? Wow, that's scary. Since she probably has a lot of money and doesn't have to work, her nude magazine cover stunt seems to me to be a desperate, neurotic cry for the attention she is so afraid of losing.
Here here!
I can't tell if the author's trying to be ironic. Maybe. Maybe not.
I think she's trying to be ironic, but the funny thing is that Aniston's fans will take it seriously.
Exactly. Anyone who is secure in their own career and their own sexuality doesn't have to take it all off to prove a point. And if she's still obsessed with getting "revenge" after four freaking years, she's kidding herself. Angelina and Brad have each other and their children, and that's all that matters to them.
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