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12/21/2010 01:14 pm ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Prince William & Kate's Wedding Snub of the Obamas Is A Snub Against America!

Holy Royal Diss! What are they drinking over in Buckingham Palace? Does it have hallucinogenics stronger than salvia?

What else could explain the snobby snub of President Obama and First lady Michelle? I don't care how much William and Kate Middleton want to have more of a "people's wedding." I don't care that William's not a sovereign or a direct heir to the throne. I don't care that the wedding will be smaller and less ostentatious than Prince Charles' wedding to Princess Diana.

None of that, in my opinion, can excuse the biggest potential rift between Great Britain and the U.S. since, well, the War of Independence!

I mean come on William -- your St. James Palace spokesman said "it is certainly not the case that all foreign heads of the state will be excluded. The guest list is still being drawn up and could change, but as things stand it's right (to say the Obamas will not be invited)."

Ewww! That's a double diss. You and Kate will find room for other heads of state like French President Nicholas Sarkozy and his wife Carla Bruni, but not the President of The United States?

Why are they more worthy? Are you afraid that they'll chunnel into Westminister Abbey no matter what? Do you not realize that the U.S. is Great Britain's biggest ally? Don't you remember William how your mother Princess Diana loved coming to America because she felt more free here?

Or is this payback for Michelle Obama breaking with precedent and hugging the Queen on her first visit to England? Are you afraid that The First Lady might get to touchy, feely again?

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