07/26/2010 03:39 pm ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Stop Bashing Kate Gosselin's Mommying: I Want to Be One of Her Kids! Don't You?

Stop, stop the bad mom attacks on poor Kate Gosselin.

There are far worse mothers in America, I can assure you, than the infamous mom of eight.

If you want to get all worked up about negligent mothers then I can direct you to the pages of the New York Post, for any number of examples of mothers who go shopping and leave their babies alone or worse allow their boyfriends or baby daddies to beat their little ones. Save your rage for them.

And when it comes to celebrity mothers, I'm fine with you finger pointing at Dina Lohan, who should take big blame for her hot mess of a daughter Lindsay.

But leave Kate alone! I have no problem with her turning her adorable eight into TV stars -- in fact, I want to be one of her brood.

I want to go camping with Kate and Sarah Palin in Alaska, which is actually happening this week. How fun would that be? Alaska is gorgeous, you can bet the Gosselins are going to get the best camp site, the best tents and the best cookout in the state.

And who wouldn't want to play with Willow, Piper and baby Trig.

For more on why Bonnie want's to be a little Gosselin click here!

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