Look, does it weird me out that a guy who was once roasted by Comedy Central is running for president? Of course. Does the thought of a guy who has a personal vendetta against Rosie O'Donnell leading the free world sicken me to my core? Absolutely. Do I, a Mexican man, find his comments about getting rid of the immigrants already in this country horribly offensive and racist? Yes. But if it means he'll deport the stupid fucking idiots I'm related to, I'm on board, baby.
Donald Trump has made claims that Mexican immigrants are rapists without any actual statistical backing, and stated that he wishes to kick all of them out of the country. While I do think that he is greatly generalizing Mexican American immigrants, and has potential to be creating an enormous economic burden, if at least some of that money goes to stopping whichever one of the greedy bastards I call my "brother" from continuously leaving an empty toilet paper roll hanging in the bathroom without replacing it, then that's fine.
Yes, this man has claimed he's going to spend trillions of American dollars to kick out Mexicans and build some enormous wall in a similar vein to the one the people of Westeros built to keep out White Walkers in Game Of Thrones. While that is upsetting to me and is a clear attempt to appeal to the racist attitudes of middle America, it's not quite as upsetting as how much my dumb ass cousin José keeps sending me Mafia Wars invites. It's like really dude? I said no the first time, why are you still sending me invites? Also, you still play Mafia Wars? What? Is it 2009?
I, in no way, shape, or form, support conservative politics. But until either Bernie, Hillary, or, fuck it, Lincoln Chafee, offer a viable plan on how to get my mom to stop asking which remote controls the Netflix (???), the "Snooki" of politics, Donald Trump, is going to maybe get my vote. Let's make America great again, by getting rid of everyone who STILL misspells my name on Christmas cards. Christmas cards that include USED gift cards to the Boston Market as gifts.
Your move, Democrats.