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Brett Gallaher
Brett Gallaher is founder of and He is also the author of 'Broken Scythe'. Brett dreams of a world where atheists, theists, and everyone in-between can unite under common goals and principles to make the world a better place. If you would like to join Brett's peaceful revolution, follow him to

Entries by Brett Gallaher

5 Reasons Jesus Isn't Coming Back This Year

(2) Comments | Posted August 4, 2014 | 1:13 PM

Sure, Christians would love their Messiah to come back soon. But things here on Earth keep indicating that won't be happening anytime soon. While no one can know the exact time and circumstances of his arrival, here are five reasons we know it isn't going to be 2014.


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Breaking Up With Jesus

(69) Comments | Posted May 8, 2014 | 6:12 PM

So I used to be a Christian.

It's such an odd statement for me to make. It makes it sound like I was a Christian long, long ago. Really, the unraveling began several years ago, but the loss of the title was rather recent. There was a struggle inside me...

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Why You Really, Really Don't Want to Live Forever

(45) Comments | Posted February 19, 2014 | 1:21 PM

I remember a time when "Heaven" was the lens through which I saw all of life. I was taught, as were many of my peers, that life here on Earth was a test. Nothing mattered except getting into Heaven. Nothing. Suffering was fine, as long as we ended up in...

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Please Don't Should on Me!

(0) Comments | Posted January 22, 2014 | 2:28 PM

So I went to see an R-rated movie the other day. Well, first I sat through the 45 minutes of commercials about buying the giant discount popcorn bucket, and then I watched an R-rated movie. Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself again. After the popcorn propaganda came the previews (including...

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Return of the Rabbi: A Short Story

(5) Comments | Posted November 4, 2013 | 7:07 PM


The time had come when Jesus decided to make his glorious return to Earth. Before his departure from Heaven, Jesus called a council meeting to discuss the details with the saints, angels, and those multi-eyed animals from the Book of...

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Four Reasons Why Jesus Would Not Call Mark Driscoll After a First Date

(58) Comments | Posted November 1, 2013 | 9:48 AM


And what a handsome phone he has. [image]

DISCLAIMER: There are clearly very obvious reasons why Jesus would not call Mark Driscoll after a date (e.g. Jesus isn't really the "dating" type, Mark Driscoll is married to what can...

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Four Reasons Why You Are Probably Not Going to Hell

(1722) Comments | Posted October 24, 2013 | 7:33 PM


This may come as a shock, but despite what your ex says about you, you're probably not going to Hell. Relieved? Good! But I hate to break it to you that your ex isn't going to Hell either. What was that?...

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Five Cool Things Fundies Should Know About Christianity

(392) Comments | Posted October 11, 2013 | 12:22 PM


If you know anything about Christianity, you know that beliefs vary. We use terms like left-wing and right-wing, conservative evangelical and liberal protestant, Calvinist and Arminian, Orthodox and progressive, and the list goes on. Oh, I guess there's a few "Catholics" out...
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