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The Trouble With GCB -- It Needs More C

Posted: 03/ 6/2012 1:13 pm

The new show GCB (formerly known as Good Christian Bitches) is a lot of fun. But it's also a missed opportunity. Set in a wealthy Dallas neighborhood where the wives of the 1% worship the twin deities of Jesus and Neiman Marcus, the show presents us with a familiar set of Southern mean girls. It's The Real Housewives of Atlanta or The Help, only whiter and with more punch lines and Bible verses.

The show satisfies our familiar recession-era desires for cartoonish rich women we can envy and enjoy and feel smugly superior to. Kristin Chenoweth is delightful as Carlene, the Bible-quoting Queen B, and Annie Potts is great as Gigi, the matriarch who testifies that "God often speaks to me through Christian Dior." But despite its guilty pleasures, the show still isn't what I was hoping for: a knowing, affectionate-yet-satirical look at the absorbing and sometimes bitchy subculture of churches and church ladies. The religious aspects of the show feel almost incidental. Honestly it's not clear what we'd be missing if the Christian part of GCB were taken out.

Part of the problem is that in GCB there's no real difference between the world of the church and the mansions and malls around it. In GCB, church isn't a distinct subculture: it's a seamless part of the surrounding culture, and it follows exactly the same rules.

This may be true for upper-crust Dallas-dwellers, but for many church-going Americans it's not. I've been a member of or worked in five different congregations, and what I've found most fascinating and satisfying about Christian culture is that it's an odd, intense microcosm that brings together people who would never ordinarily hang out. Sometimes churchgoers have nothing in common except church.

And the very best sitcoms about Christianity (which are also incidentally some of the best sitcoms ever) have exploited the comic potential of church's strange social heterogeneity. The addictive British shows The Vicar of Dibley (1994-2007) and Father Ted (1995-1998) bring together a motley assortment of characters who have profoundly different backgrounds, ages, styles, desires, beliefs, and aspirations. Because they all happen to be Anglican parishioners or Irish priests, these absurdly mismatched people have to figure out how to relate to each other. It's hysterical, and (for the theologically inclined) it's also kind of beautiful.

In GCB, women strive for exactly the same kinds of success and meaning in their Christian lives that they do everywhere else. But in real life, and in the best church fiction and comedy, the Church Lady or "GCB" is striving for completely different prizes and completely different kinds of spiritual and social fulfillment.

The beauty of being a Christian B is that you don't just exist in the same world that everyone else does. You also exist in a parallel world of Sunday School, small groups, church council, choir, Bible studies, rummage sales, soup kitchens, and picnics. And the stakes in Christian world are both far lower and far higher than anything the mall or country club might have to offer. What matters is not Louboutins and boob jobs, but coffee-hour cookies and the power of prayer; your opinion of the new organist and your relationship with Jesus; whether you approve of the new stained-glass window and what you think about eternal salvation. The battles are so fierce because the stakes are both tiny and total. It's transcendent and absurd.

America is due for a great Christian-themed sitcom or dramedy, and GCB is not it. It doesn't do much with its Christian premise beyond the John 3:16 references and Amazing-Grace ringtones. But it's still pretty satisfying as a show about badly-behaved Southern belles. Even though GCB is not as Christian as it could be, it's good enough and bitchy enough to keep me watching.

 
 
 

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The new show GCB (formerly known as Good Christian Bitches) is a lot of fun. But it's also a missed opportunity. Set in a wealthy Dallas neighborhood where the wives of the 1% worship the twin deiti...
The new show GCB (formerly known as Good Christian Bitches) is a lot of fun. But it's also a missed opportunity. Set in a wealthy Dallas neighborhood where the wives of the 1% worship the twin deiti...
 
 
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11:44 PM on 03/10/2012
I rarely comment on TV shows I haven't seen. But because the commercials for this show and articles I read about it made it look like it smears a people group of which I am a member - Christians, I am going to comment on it even.

My problem isn't that some Christians are portrayed negatively in this show. If Hollywood produced a wide array of depictions of Christians - some positive, some negative and some neutral, I would not mind. Some people who ascribe to all belief systems behave badly and it's unrealistic to expect Hollywood to ignore that. But that isn't what we get. Almost every time I see Christians portrayed it is either in a negative light or played for comedy or their religion is seen as a weakness.

A review of this show (on this very site) says the show "revels in stereotypes" of Christians. What about the stereotypes of Christians working in soup kitchens (most soup kitchens in the country are run by religious people - not the government). What about the stereotypes of church groups travelling hundreds of miles to help towns rebuild after a tornado? I'm guessing these aren't the stereotypes being referred to.

It's easy to deal in stereotypes. If we stereotype people, we don't have to actually dialogue with them. We can just apply a stereotype and dismiss them without attempting to find common ground. But I think that tells other people more about the purveyors of stereotypes than it does
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10:00 PM on 03/09/2012
When I divorced my overpriveledged trophy/baptist/Dallas second wife, another female friend of mine from Dallas told me she always had me figured as too nice a guy to be married to a Dallas woman. I saw GCB and finally understood.
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NormdePlume
"Snark" is a family value
01:16 PM on 03/09/2012
The outrage isn't really about the show, although it was the catalyst.

I think the outrage is really an embarrassment that the show depicts how christians are perceived by a great deal of the general public.

It's just a "caught with their pants down" moment and they haven't figured out how to deal with it yet.
03:32 AM on 03/09/2012
It's interesting how this show is celebrated and Rush Limbaugh is condemned. That's quite a double standard.
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NormdePlume
"Snark" is a family value
01:47 PM on 03/09/2012
Well, it might be interesting but what it is not is a double standard. It's what's known as a false equivalency.

What rush said was slanderous and just wrong. The show is a reflection of how christians are perceived by a portion of the general public because of their un-christian-ly behavior.
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03:08 PM on 03/08/2012
obama has endorsed this show.
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jbarelli
I don't belong to an organized political party.
02:39 PM on 03/09/2012
Oh, really? Where? When?

Not, of course that there would be anything particularly wrong with him watching the show, just wondering why he would endorse any sitcom.

Or is this just another way to take a completely unwarranted cheap shot at President Obama?

Has anyone else noticed that the "obama" that the Conservatives seem to hate so much is a completely fictitious character having nothing whatsoever to do with President Obama? It's like a huge gossip circle with people just making stuff up and then passing it out as reasons to hate him.

Oddly enough, this link between the sitcom GCB and President Obama seems to be all over the far-right blogs. One even went so far as to state that since he was sure that NBC actively supported President Obama, this was just more evidence of that support.

Without, of course, noticing the fact that this show is on ABC. Oh, well, facts have never really been all that useful to Conservatives.

After all, facts have a known liberal bias.
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Michele Belin Beulah
It's all good, it's all God.
07:25 AM on 03/08/2012
Why oh why can't they just have a show that shows real Christian lifestyle and not the stereotype mess they have now??? (big sigh!!!!!)
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Jie Jones
"Eat me!" -- Jesus, at the Last Supper
08:49 AM on 03/08/2012
There is a show that shows the real Christian lifestyle...it's called GCB.
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09:59 AM on 03/08/2012
real christian lifestyle?
please tell us what that stereotype is?

the one with the hooded men with burning crosses?
the one where people speak in tongues?
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Michele Belin Beulah
It's all good, it's all God.
10:38 PM on 03/08/2012
u funny....NOT!
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anastasiabeaverhousen
Time wounds all heels
09:58 PM on 03/07/2012
I
Loved
It.
In
Spades.
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iknowscottyknows
07:20 PM on 03/07/2012
Even Stephen King can't write a religious character without resorting to the tired, lazy, unimaginative stereotypes.
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bhavanibbana
01:17 AM on 03/08/2012
Especially Steven King, yuck.
04:58 PM on 03/07/2012
Basically, this is what Desperate Housewives tried to do with Bree's character. However, she soon evolved into another entity entirely. She violated all of the beliefs that a fundamentalist woman would have. I greatly preferred the Bree of the first couple of seasons, who had strong beliefs--sometimes even repressed and hypocritical beliefs--but who was also capable of great heart when you least expected it. Now, she has all but lost her grounding in Christian faith. I miss the control freak who was hiding a heart of gold underneath it all. She had the power to make me laugh and feel convicted at the same time.
01:14 AM on 03/08/2012
You completely summed up my entire thought of Bree. She used to be my favorite. Now, her story is just blah. She used to be really witty and quick with a Christian-like come-back, but that's just completely gone now. They turned her into a drunken slut. I just about sigh when ever she comes on now because her scenes have become fairly boring.
rixter1965
I'll respect your beliefs, but at least be consist
12:12 PM on 03/07/2012
It's telling how two individuals can watch the same show and come to opposing viewpoints. The review in the local TV insert believed that the church was central to the show's premise -- where the characters come together and their "secular life" is refracted through a common worship space.

I thought the show falls under the category of "guilty pleasure" and I got a few laughs out of it. A handful of fictional characters -- even if based loosely on one author's recollections -- does not "smear Christians" as one poster put it, but rather represents one fictionalized person's experience.
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Party B
Split a piece of wood; I am there.
11:45 AM on 03/07/2012
I don't believe the writers and the production were meant to BE a Christian Themed Comedy, but a comedy about desperate women trying desperately to keep their relevance by clinging to the facade of being a good christian woman. The entire point is that these women are in no way Christian in their behavior and attitude, and that idea was best expressed in the Comment about how many churches were in Dallas per capita, and how many topless bars were in Dallas per capita, and the hypocricy that entails. These women are much like the ones I knew growwing up in a Baptist Church. Doing all the things they claim as not christian behavior on Saturday Night, and getting "forgiven" on Sunday Morning...
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12:29 PM on 03/08/2012
Which Baptist church in Dallas?... going to church every Sunday for years does not make anyone a Christian... just an unrepentant sinner.
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Party B
Split a piece of wood; I am there.
01:35 PM on 03/09/2012
and that applies to my review of the premise of the show how? I clearly stated that I believe that the intention is that they really are not "Christian" and that the show was not intended to be "christian". So, what, please, is your point?
10:19 AM on 03/07/2012
It comes from a book Good Christian Bitches by Kim Gatlin. This is not supposed to show mainstream Christian America.

The income levels of the characters alone should tell you this is not meant to be an accurate depiction.

Interestingly enough, take away the wealth of these characters, and it isn't really that different from what I have experienced growing up in Texas with Christians.
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03:08 AM on 03/08/2012
This is exactly what Texas "Christians" are like.
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Michele Belin Beulah
It's all good, it's all God.
07:26 AM on 03/08/2012
Are you trying to say real Chrstians are poor or not wealthy?
08:00 AM on 03/08/2012
Nope
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Jie Jones
"Eat me!" -- Jesus, at the Last Supper
08:55 AM on 03/08/2012
I think she's trying to say that "Christians", regardless of how much money they have, are at best, two-faced.
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O K Ali
Wash your hands, seriously.
01:10 AM on 03/07/2012
If you thought GCB was going to be like 7th Heaven, you've been misinformed.
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Cindbird
Using my head for something other than a hat rack.
12:28 AM on 03/07/2012
Like I said to my husband, Dallas with proselytizing .
08:27 PM on 03/06/2012
Bitch is a definition for a female dog. Or a nasty or complaining woman. Equating this word with Jesus Christ is nauseating. They should be ashamed.
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elblanc0
Whatever good things we build end up building us.
11:39 PM on 03/06/2012
Another humorless christian. You know, even the Buddha laughed.
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10:01 AM on 03/08/2012
wasting your time, doubt youtheman gets the Buddha reference, now a bubba reference...
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TheBluesGuy
I'm too old to be governed by fear of dumb people.
09:28 AM on 03/07/2012
Perhaps you could influence your fellow parishioners to be less bitchy.