Sh*t Happens, Parenting Style

Sh*t happens.I am aware that sh*t is happening.
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Helicopter Parenting: Sh*t happens. Where? I'm on my way!

Cloth Diapers: Sh*t happens, and then you scrape it. Young Dad: Sh*t happens. #gross.

Tiger Mom: Sh*t happens. Now spell it!!!! Mindful Parenting: I am aware that sh*t is happening. Authoritarian Parenting: Sh*t happens. But not on my watch.

Nursing: Sh*t happens. And it's liquidy and yellow. Playful Parenting: Sh*t happens. Tickle, tickle. Cry It Out: Sh*t happens. Shh. They'll get over it. Elimination Communication: Sh*t happens, sometimes on my lap. Hypnobirthing: Sh*t happens. Keep calm and keep breathing. Mommy Wars: Sh*t happens, and mine's organic. Simplicity Parenting: Sh*t happens, and it makes nice play dough. Jewish Parenting: Sh*t happens. Oy. Adam Mansbach: Sh*t happened, so did pee, you've had two snacks and three drinks of water, now go the F**k to sleep!

Hanna Rosin: Shit happens, and it makes kids stronger. Louis CK: Sh*t happened. Now pass the Cinnabons. Bill Cosby: Doody happens. Let's keep it clean, people.

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