ImSorryRush.com

Picture this. You're a Republican who just accidentally offended your leader Rush Limbaugh. You know that your only option is to bow down to King Rush and offer a groveling apology. But you have to do it fast before Leader Rush calls you out. What can you do?

Luckily, we've uncovered the secret Republican Apology Machine. Check out www.ImSorryRush.com, the fastest and easiest way for a Limbaugh-Loving Republican to express the error of their ways to the king himself.

Now you can draft your own "apology" to Rush just like the pros do it. Best of all, we'll share your "apologies" with Rush personally.

Check it out.

Comments

[OtayPanky]

What a bummer!

As a (library) card carrying independent somewhere between Huggies and Depends, I want to write my own damn apology. But this site won't let me.

[endex05]

Not to worry: Mike Steele is having the RNC print generic apology forms to Rush. All individuals will have to do is sign and date them when they transgress. He promises to send them to all would-be GOP leaders, and of course keep a stack for himself.

[OtayPanky]

Thanks. I feel better now.

[ThomasMc]

I'm looking forward to Rush's leadership bringing the GOP to new lows.

[Copeword]

Can Democrats apologize too?

[realitychecks]

i did,hoping he's bombarded with em'

[IslandGyal]

I welcome your esteemed leadership and look forward to where you lead the GOD party.
I haven’t yet done or said anything that I need to apologize for, but I will apologize in advance; Rush, I am soooooooo sorry for anything that I can think of that I will say about you, that will need apology.