Hey Bishop Eddie Long, who knew you had such creep potential? Well, we've obviously had our doubts about you. You're anti-gay, believe in conversion therapy, and are adamant that homos are destroying the fabric of society.
Don't you know by now that all this translates to one thing? To paraphrase my idol, mentor and make-believe godfather Jeff Foxworthy, "You might be gay if... "
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