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Bryan Safi

Bryan Safi

Posted: November 17, 2010 05:37 PM

When Logo's gay tastemaker "The A List" -- described as "Real Housewives with Balls" -- announced it was casting a Los Angeles edition of the reality show, I knew what I had to do. I filmed this audition tape (even though I'm basically a shoo-in).

How could the Logo network not take a man who shops at both Target AND The Gap, a jetsetter who splurges daily on two venti iced green teas at Starbucks to fill the cupholders in his Ford Probe? Help me make my dream of appearing on a real TV show come true. (Oops, sorry; I forgot about infoMania.)

And just in case you've never seen the reality show that teaches us that self-absorption is open to all regardless of sexual orientation, see some clips below.

 

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02:39 AM on 11/23/2010
i want logo now
03:05 PM on 11/19/2010
That was funny... and gay.
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Prousa
Intelligence and Tolerance are not unAmerican.
01:11 PM on 11/19/2010
Biryang is hilarious.
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psmarc93
Mean people suck
12:44 PM on 11/19/2010
"the A-List gets gay life dead on -- or dead wrong, whichever."
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Mr Jake
01:25 AM on 11/19/2010
Haha. I grew up wondering why I wasn't like the ultra chic gay men like on TV. It's nice to know there are normal gays with normal issues. I can't afford to shop at Gucci and I don't wear 80 dollar torn jeans...like most gays. Haha.
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AbsolutDemocrat
09:45 AM on 11/19/2010
$80? Try $480, sweetie. =P (Love the Gucci, btw).
10:07 AM on 11/18/2010
Love the Bryan Safi! Too funny!
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08:33 AM on 11/18/2010
but I think we already know what happens in the "end"
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PARepublican
Advocate for personal responsiblity
07:04 AM on 11/18/2010
This is a very hard show for me to watch, but I try.
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LMPE
I connect the most dissimilar things
01:37 AM on 11/18/2010
play listy for me
10:32 PM on 11/17/2010
Brian Safi is great. The A-List however is embarrassing. It sort of makes me feel as if (I'm gay btw) I went outside without my pants. Please make it go away...
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Indigo1941
Time Traveler
07:50 PM on 11/17/2010
OMG! It's all so true! I've been on several lists.