03/18/2010 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

James Cameron Saves Late Night

It's time for you to step up, James Cameron, and get your team of presti-digital-ators
to create a colorful wacky world where all talk show comedians can live in late night harmony. After years of engaging in special effects, morphing is old school for you and should take minimal effort to combine Conan, Jay, and Jimmy into O'Falleno, the ultimate late night host. The positive effects of morphing may not show immediately -- it took years for the star of Terminator to become governor and now California has the same fiscal future of NBC. Coincidence? I think not.

Time is wasting. Fox is trying to slip Sarah Palin into their lineup while late night comedians are too busy joking about each other to focus on the induction of a pundit who promotes the NRA even though she cannot spell it. Wait! Maybe instead of Conan O'Brien you should morph Jay and Jimmy with Schwarzenegger's "Conan" and create the quintessential quipster capable of not only joking about the Conservative's ridiculous take on terror but actually single handedly conquering it.

Why stop travelers from wearing underwear as a security measure when this new Morphed Monologist can make people laugh their pants off for instant weapon detection? If you don't act now, James Cameron, the late night comedy ship may sink like the Titanic and I guarantee that not even the Republicans are looking forward to an era when the last thing they hear at night is Hhherrrrre's Sarah!