While the nation was busy waiting for somebody to sit in the stall next to us so that we could suggestively bump our foot into theirs and have a good chuckle about how nothing's sacred anymore, President Bush spoke on a relevant issue today.

Lucky for the president, most of...

Why Not?

Before all is said and done, soccer superstar David Beckham will be motorboating back to England with a quarter of a billion dollars piled up behind him. In his wake will be the burst bubble of American interest in a sport we'll never accept, with all the...