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Caprice Crane is the author of four novels and a writer for both television and screen. Her newest novel, "With a Little Luck," hit shelves July 26th, 2011. Her recent past included staff positions writing for hit TV shows such as 90210 (2.0) and the revamped Melrose Place. Crane currently divides her time between New York and Los Angeles, depending on the mood of her dog, Max. Her website is: www.capricecrane.com

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Ten Things I Hate About Your Tweets

Posted July 26, 2011 | 10:16:11 (EST)

So, you love tweeting? Me too. But since we're still in the wild wild west of Twitter, allow me to share a list of helpful suggestions for what NOT to tweet about. You'll thank me later.

Good Mornings. Twitter is an information sharing system. Say something interesting or make...

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Twelve Days of Christmas Cleaning: Turning Everyday Crap Into Something Gift Wrapped

Posted December 22, 2010 | 15:25:27 (EST)

Let's face it. We all know regifting is tacky as hell, from the totally obvious (scented candles are the perfect way to say, "I refuse to put any thought into your gift.") to the downright bizarre ("How did you know I didn't already have an Al Roker snow globe?").

With...

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Heavy Patting: Turkey Day and the TSA

Posted November 22, 2010 | 10:39:35 (EST)

Thanksgiving should be a relaxing and enjoyable holiday, chock-full of turkey, stuffing, family drama, name-calling, over-eating, binge-drinking, tears and perhaps an aunt's nipple-slip. But this year, the holiday is tinged with worries over TSA pat-downs, and it's true -- there is an excellent chance that you'll find yourself up close...

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I Want To Date Your Family

Posted September 29, 2009 | 09:21:54 (EST)

"Inlaws." Even the mere word causes fear and revulsion. Think Jane Fonda in that horrific Jennifer Lopez flick. Or FDR's mom, who friggin' tortured Eleanor Roosevelt, of all people. Who is so evil they would torture a saint? Eleanor Roosevelt's mother-in-law, that's who. In-laws are evil... or so I hear....

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