So, you love tweeting? Me too. But since we're still in the wild wild west of Twitter, allow me to share a list of helpful suggestions for what NOT to tweet about. You'll thank me later.

Good Mornings. Twitter is an information sharing system. Say something interesting or make...

Let's face it. We all know regifting is tacky as hell, from the totally obvious (scented candles are the perfect way to say, "I refuse to put any thought into your gift.") to the downright bizarre ("How did you know I didn't already have an Al Roker snow globe?").

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Thanksgiving should be a relaxing and enjoyable holiday, chock-full of turkey, stuffing, family drama, name-calling, over-eating, binge-drinking, tears and perhaps an aunt's nipple-slip. But this year, the holiday is tinged with worries over TSA pat-downs, and it's true -- there is an excellent chance that you'll find yourself up close...

"Inlaws." Even the mere word causes fear and revulsion. Think Jane Fonda in that horrific Jennifer Lopez flick. Or FDR's mom, who friggin' tortured Eleanor Roosevelt, of all people. Who is so evil they would torture a saint? Eleanor Roosevelt's mother-in-law, that's who. In-laws are evil... or so I hear....