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Grow up, Ron Paul

Posted: 01/10/12 01:25 PM ET

Like most other little kids, all I wanted to do was eat junk food, play video games and goof around with my friends. I didn't like being made to go to school, going to bed at 9 PM, eating vegetables, doing homework after school, or taking out the garbage. And like most other little kids who don't like abiding by the rules of their parents, I sometimes fantasized about what it would be like to run away from home. But when I packed my backpack full of clothes and individually-wrapped packs of peanut butter crackers from the pantry, I could never go through with my plan. I knew if I ran away, I'd be hungry, cold, lost, and eventually found by the police and returned home.

Libertarian views of government regulation are very similar to how the 6 year-old views the authority exerted by their parents. Ron Paul's every-individual-for-themselves rhetoric appeals to young, radical libertarians with simplistic viewpoints of authority, and an ignorance of why government exists in the first place.

In Ron Paul's ideal America, safety regulations imposed on employers by the Occupational Safety and Health Administration would be a thing of the past. Clean air and water regulations imposed by the Environmental Protection Agency would be no more. Taxpayers would save money since Ron Paul would abolish the Department of Education and cut the Food & Drug Administration budget by 40%. Employers would save money by paying workers as little as they wish, since Ron Paul would abolish the Davis-Bacon Act. Corporate giants would be free to monopolize markets, since Ron Paul opposes federal antitrust legislation. And employees would no longer be required to pay into Social Security.

So what would this libertarian utopia look like, if Ron Paul were elected and followed through on his campaign promises?

-Families grieving for loved ones lost due to Massey Energy's negligence in the Upper Big Branch coal mine explosion would have to accept that their relatives were casualties of the invisible hand of the unfettered free market. And Massey would've gotten off scot-free for polluting Martin County, Kentucky's drinking water supply with 300 million gallons of coal slurry.

-Millions of college students dependent on Pell grants would be forced to move back home and work minimum-wage jobs, no longer financially able to further their education. Oh wait-- what minimum wage?

-Food recalls would be a regular occurrence when tainted meat and vegetables hit supermarket shelves and cause record outbreaks of e-coli. And risky new drugs will avoid FDA tests and hit the express lane to the pharmacy, endangering the health of millions.

-Too-big-to-fail banks like Wells Fargo, Citi, Chase and Bank of America would be allowed to merge and/or buy out their competitors, as would oil giants like ExxonMobil, and Chevron, as would cell service providers like AT&T and Verizon.

-The Social Security trust fund would become insolvent, making retirement that much harder for those who paid into it all their lives.

Ron Paul and his right-libertarian ideology does espouse a new kind of freedom, just as rebellious children who fantasize about running away from home dream of a new kind of freedom. But as much as we may have rebelled against our parents as little kids, we eventually matured and realized that the rules and regulations our parents imposed on us were meant so we'd grow up to be responsible, functioning adults in society.

An unregulated little kid free to eat junk food and play video games all day won't ever learn the responsibilities of adulthood. And an unregulated society where every individual is out for themselves will quickly collapse.

 

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Like most other little kids, all I wanted to do was eat junk food, play video games and goof around with my friends. I didn't like being made to go to school, going to bed at 9 PM, eating vegetables, ...
Like most other little kids, all I wanted to do was eat junk food, play video games and goof around with my friends. I didn't like being made to go to school, going to bed at 9 PM, eating vegetables, ...
 
 
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11:41 AM on 01/17/2012
Watch this short Ron Paul youtube commercial and you will fall in love with Ron Pau! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtWhmx2-zWs
11:44 AM on 01/13/2012
Carl Gibson,

The term 'ignorance' ought not be used in your article towards libertarians, but instead towards yourself. An employer could not pay people 'as little as they wanted' because of market forces. An employer would pay someone what they are worth. And too-big-to-fail banks would go out of business, prompting banks to go back to what banks should do -- lend and hold money for clients. Instead of taking on high-risk knowing that they'll get bailed out if they do make incorrect bets.

Portraying the government as my 'parent' is one of the dumbest things I've read. Unless of course you had terrible parents growing up, then I concede to your argument. This government cannot even run the US Postal Service without its going bankrupt. Get a clue bud.
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Giovanni Campanella
10:23 PM on 01/12/2012
Carl Gibson,

Under libertarianism, property rights are strictly enforced instead of regulatory agencies. In other words, instead of regulatory agencies charging fees that only large corporations can afford, pollution is fought at an individual level, with community courts and property rights. With libertarianism, no individual or corporation can pollute your land, water or air.

With regulation, the agencies in charge are always captured and then exist to serve the very corporations they are supposed to regulate.

Here Carl, educate yourself before you post nonsense:

Libertarianism In One Lesson:
http://thedailybell.com/3350/Tibor-Machan-Machans-Archives-Essay-on-Libertarianism-in-One-Lesson
01:11 PM on 01/12/2012
Ummm, wait. You're forgetting the part of the story where the kid grows up.

You're not going to convince me to see myself as a child. I'm an adult, you child.
09:31 AM on 01/12/2012
Has this dude ever heard of the biggest monopoly the world has ever seen? that being the federal government, they monopolize everything they put their dirty, corrupt little hands into. They also have a monopoly on the use of aggressive force and violence. Corporate giants only become corporate giants by going through the federal government to incorporate...how the hell would a business in a truly free market incorporate? They wouldn't be able to, competition would be the true 'check' on business keeping them from monopolizing. Only the federal government can use force and aggressive violence to impose their monopolizing, also by forcing out the competition by throwing them in a cage. This dude, Carl Gibson is clueless..
07:39 AM on 01/12/2012
As Bill Anderson says; "I find it supremely ironic that this guy is claiming that we "grow up" by viewing ourselves literally as children in need of a government parent". With RP pulling a second in NH, we see that most don't agree, fortunately, with you, Carl.
Henry Ford demonstrated what a fallacy minimum wage is. In the early 1900's, Henry decided to pay good money to get the help he needed, other manufacturers followed. The same would be true today.
OSHA came to my shop, at my request for an inspection, and then told me; "We don't care about you, you only have 10 employees." Obviously, with only 10 employees, no one could ever get hurt... My tax dollars at work.
Whether we agree with you or not, and I see that almost all do not [ one would think that this alone might encourage you to educate yourself], our government is crumbling under its own bureaucratic, corrupt, war mongering weight.
03:24 AM on 01/12/2012
friend, government "regulations" aren't there to protect anyone but the industries they were crafted to "regulate."; protect them from upstart competition. your partial view on the minimum wage is wrong, and i wish you had spent the twenty minutes you took to write this piece doing something useful instead.

educate yourself.
06:46 PM on 01/11/2012
The people who need to grow up are the people who want their mommies and daddies (i.e. the President and Congress) to feed them, clothe them, tell them what to learn, and do everything else for them, because they are too immature to take care of themselves.

So thank you for this wonderful analogy. In the real world, the parents go out and work and then the children don't have to work. As you literally explained in this article, children trade freedom of choice for not having to go out into the real world and take care of themselves. They stay with their parents and follow their parents' rules so they don't have to work like their parents do.

The childish fantasy is thinking a few bureaucrats in Washington can do the whole country's work for them in exchange for giving up freedom of choice. It is a childish fantasy to run away from reality and personal responsibility and hope that, as long as you just do what you are told, you will get everything you want.

Ron Paul 2012
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06:32 PM on 01/11/2012
continued...

In case you hadn't noticed, food recalls happen regularly even WITH the FDA wasting our tax dollars, so what do we really have to lose by firing them, and letting the market develop the inspection industry, similar to UL and Consumer Reports?

TBTF banks HAVE been allowed to buy up their competitors, AND they have been given bailouts at taxpayer expense, by the govt you expect to protect you from their predations. You seem to fear a market monopoly, while ignoring govt-protected monopolies, which are far more powerful and dangerous.

The Social Security trust fund IS insolvent: It can't BECOME what it ALREADY is. The real question then, is how do we transition to something that actually is solvent? Are the 'status-quo' politicians getting us there, or are they just patching the holes til they can escape with their plunder, while placating you with feel-good do-nothing legislation?
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06:29 PM on 01/11/2012
So, even as a child, you didn't need a law to force you to obey your parents, because once you had examined the prospects of making your own way, you decided to do what was right for you, rather than following your childish impulse?

As adults, shouldn't we enjoy similar freedom in our lives?

How did those safety regs become laws, anyway? Typically, because someone was sued first. Lawsuits that punish negligence discourage the unsafe environments targeted by 'preventative' regulations, but make improvements a voluntary undertaking, rather than something to be done under the threat of govt sanction.

Do minimum wages raise wages for poor people, or just outlaw the entry-level jobs they'd otherwise able to find, and which have been shipped overseas? Think about it. If the price of gas doubles, does that change your consumption habits? Same goes for the price of labor. We like to imagine that raising the minimum wage raises overall wages. What if we legislate a minimum driving experience, which outlaws any car of lesser quality than a Mercedes Benz. Will that mean that suddenly, everyone will be driving new Benzo's? Or that a few people who can will upgrade, while millions of people who used to drive will no longer be able to?
06:15 PM on 01/11/2012
How funny. How sad. To say that liberty is childish. Despite what this writer would have you believe, government is not benevolent, not your friend, and does not help you. Take OSHA for example. Occupational Safety and Health Admin. If you say you want to get rid of OSHA and this guy would think you want to get rid of workplace safety.

As business grows and the economy grows people can spend more money on safety. When they are starving, safety is not as important. OSHA loves to say that it decreased workplace accidents by X percent. That is true. But, if you look at the years before OSHA, workplace accidents were decreasing by the same percentage. Workplace safety got better because we as a nation moved out of poverty and we could turn our attention to making working conditions better. No business WANTS to hurt its employees.

Let's not forget the COST of OSHA. When people talk about how grand gov is, they forget it costs money. Lots of YOUR money. The people who don't talk about the things we could have spent that money on are the real children. Those silly kids think gov just happens....poof....like magic. They never stop to think of all that's lost because of those sunk costs. Only a child thinks that if you can't see it, it isn't there.

Seeking more gov is like the chicken begging for the protection of the big strong fox. It is pretty childish.
08:17 AM on 01/12/2012
Mmmm intelligent female supporters of Ron Paul *_ *
09:45 AM on 01/12/2012
Yes, very...
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06:06 PM on 01/11/2012
Wanting gov't to take care of you = wanting mommy and daddy to still take care of you.
Liberty = being a responsible adult and taking care of yourself.
05:27 PM on 01/11/2012
Carl, if Ron Paul needs to grow up, you need to get a real job. You know, the type where you contribute something of net value to society.
05:05 PM on 01/11/2012
"Like most other little kids, all I wanted to do was eat junk food, play video games and goof around with my friends. I didn't like being made to go to school, going to bed at 9 PM, eating vegetables, doing homework after school, or taking out the garbage. And like most other little kids who don't like abiding by the rules of their parents, I sometimes fantasized about what it would be like to run away from home. But when I packed my backpack full of clothes and individually-wrapped packs of peanut butter crackers from the pantry, I could never go through with my plan. I knew if I ran away, I'd be hungry, cold, lost, and eventually found by the police and returned home."

I felt really weird after reading this, I'm sure a part of him wanted everyone to read this and fixate on it. When I read it, I read something like "I wasn't explained things using principles as a child. I didn't like to initiate actions to take care of myself. Many times I felt that it would be more valuable for me to leave my home than to stay, and the reason I didn't is because I would inevitably be forced back here. I didn't want to give my parents would have the explicit knowledge that I didn't want to be here."
04:33 PM on 01/11/2012
You just made the analogy that the American citizens are children that need Father State to take care of them and make them behave... but it is Ron Paul that needs to grow up? Give me a break. And let's not forget that Father State is nothing more than a group of fellow children...