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Vatican: Vatican't! (Newsflash to Rome From Joan of Arc)

Posted: 05/27/2012 11:03 pm

I'm what they used to call a "fallen away" Catholic -- though I haven't fallen so far that I'm out of reach of the latest rotten apples dropped (or flung) from the twisted Tree of Rome. I weathered 16 years of Catholic education, some of it soul-deadening, some of it inspiring. Most of the inspiration came from the nuns who taught me -- the soul-killing part was provided by the self-proclaimed Great Educators, the Jesuits, long considered the "brains" of the far-flung Church body -- just under the big Papal hat and the crooked miter.

I had exemplary grades on graduating from Our Lady of Peace High School in St. Paul, long ago, but my well-off but tightfisted father balked at Sarah Lawrence's tuition bill -- yet wouldn't let me apply for scholarships -- so I ended up at Creighton University in Nebraska. This was the 60's -- but Creighton was preparing its students (as per tradition) for any crisis of the 12th century. Creighton had recently become "co-ed," but cheerful time-honored misogyny was everywhere. Is there really such a great distance between the Jesuit who taught me Logic (Aquinas' first proof of God is that God exists) who asked a classmate sitting near me to "please cross" her legs -- then announced to the class that, "The gates of hell are now closed" and a recent letter I received from the Creighton president -- as an alum?

This letter promoted the Vatican anti-woman agenda on contraception, cloaking its attack on the Obama administration as concern over "an unfortunate infringement on religious liberty" rather than its actual agenda -- a not-subtle attempt to suppress women's reproductive rights. (Creighton's own teaching hospitals and their new statewide partnerships prohibit a woman's right to choose -- they refuse to provide abortion procedures to any woman, under even life-threatening circumstances, thus forcing, like an unwelcome advance, Church doctrine on women's health care. From the New York Times: "Catholic hospitals that merge or form partnerships with secular hospitals often try to impose religious restrictions against abortions, contraception and sterilization on the whole system.")

The nuns who taught me were not plenipotentiary censors, like the Great Educators who halted publication of the Creighton literary magazine the year I was its editor, because a contributor's poem I published made a flippant reference to "breasts." The nuns who taught me were, for the most part, smart, tough, liberal-minded and (12th century news flash!) they had breasts! Yes, they were women, but they did not wear long flowing dresses or towering party hats like the bigshot bishops, cardinals or the Pope -- nor did they ask believers to kiss their rings. They wore no jewelry at all, just ropes of wooden rosary beads. They also did not ride in bullet-proof bubbles -- neither were they waited on by fawning minions (including double-crossing butlers!) -- and perhaps most revealing, not one of them raped a child, then covered it up!

No sister has launched an "investigation" into the integrity of the Great Educators, the bishops, the cardinals, the Pope -- as the all-male church hierarchy has recently done to convent activists and some nonprofit community organizations (this ongoing inquiry is designated, with an nod to the Mob, The Visitation). No, these aging committed women have remained loyal to the godfathers -- even as they themselves are subjected to hostile questioning, not for the kind of corruption that Rome has routinely painted over -- but for working with the poor, striving for social justice, and for not speaking out against abortion or gay rights, as their "investigators" have so consistently and shamelessly done. At a time when Planned Parenthood has found itself under fire (and firing back!), a nonprofit like tiny Companeros, in the diocese of the Pueblo in rural Colorado (devoted to aiding poor Hispanic immigrants with basic needs like access to health care) has been threatened with the cancellation of its Church funding. The "issue" was not only the focus on immigrant rights, but the coalition's connection with a gay and lesbian advocacy group.

A stinging reprimand from the Vatican was directed at all nuns, but in particular, the "Leadership Conference of Women Religious," which had challenged church teaching on homosexuality and the male-only priesthood and (according to Rome) had promoted "radical feminist themes incompatible with the Catholic faith."

According to the New York Times, whose columnists have jumped all over the padded holy asses of the church hierarchy for going after the nuns (Nicholas Kristof: "So, Pope Benedict, all I can say is: You're crazy to mess with the nuns"... "If you look at who has most closely emulated Jesus' life, Pope Benedict or your average nun, it's the nuns hands down"), the Vatican also issued a reprimand of American nuns for worrying too much about the poor and challenging the bishops, "who are the church's authentic teachers of faith and morals." Yeah, right. And how are those child molestation cases coming along, guys?

The Times noted that nuns were brave and heroic -- among women the first feminists, PhD's, doctors, nurses, teachers, missionaries -- fearless in standing up to "warlords, pimps and bandits" in dangerous battle-worn areas of the world.

The good news is that Catholics across the country responded to the Vatican's attack by standing up for the good sisters; according to the National Catholic Reporter, several petition drives are underway and one at Change.org has gathered 15,000 or so "You go, girl!" signatures.

I'm going to take a little "You go, girl!" detour here, bear with me. What if these Vatican "Visitation" dudes heard that Joan of Arc had returned -- only this time around, she was not fighting for the Dauphin or the "holy kingdom of France"? In 1429 or so, the original Jeanne d'Arc was "investigated" by English "inquisitors," declared a heretic and burned at the stake -- followed later by an Inquisitional reversal wherein her heretical status was "nullified" and she was granted status as a martyr and saint of the Catholic Church. She was a legendary heroine, brilliant military strategist and astute rhetorician (despite the fact that she was an impoverished illiterate peasant) -- the transcripts of her trial give us her eloquent "voice". In terms of her persecutors, times haven't changed much -- the fact remains that Joan of Arc was torched because she fought for and won the coronation of a French king -- though the final charge on the books boiled down to cross-dressing! That's what they got her on. (Joan, La Poucelle, Virgin Maid, wore men's clothing an armor at all times -- to protect herself from rape and to pass in disguise through enemy lines.)

Would Joan of Arc have fought for this crowd in Rome? How would they have "contained" her -- just as they seek to "contain" the good nuns? Would she have died for the Vatican Boys Club? Or would she have raised the banner of the Sisters?

It just so happens that the young nun who long ago was my first grade teacher at Holy Spirit School in St. Paul, Minnesota was named Sister Jeanne d'Arc. This exuberant unforgettably luminous 19-year-old sister (the age of the actual Joan of Arc) held out her hand and conducted me into the kingdom of literacy. She inspired me to write my very first poem/story -- no censoring of my efforts! Later I dedicated a poem in one of my books to her. She was the most important teacher I ever had.

Amazingly, Sister Joan of Arc showed up at a poetry reading I gave at the University of Minnesota a month or so ago, brought there by childhood friends of mine, who had somehow found her. She is now in her eighties. She told me, after the reading (which I dedicated to her), that after twenty-some years in the convent, she left, married a former priest, adopted children, and continued as a "social activist."

Her "new" name is not for publication -- and, anyway, she will always be Joan of Arc to meWhen I told her that I wanted to write about her, and about her activist work, she gave me one simple quote. It's a quote which I believe "answers" the Investigators, the Inquisitors, the anti-woman conspiracy, the Vatican pillars of sleaze.

"Jesus" said Sister Jeanne d'Arc, "was a radical."

Got that? Jesus: a radical. Jesus, who along with the original Joan of Arc, would likely have suggested moving the seat of power, the keys to the kingdom, away from the current Imperial Vault to a hardworking convent or community (gay? lesbian? straight? feminist? ethnic? Immigrant?) center or a soup kitchen, to a center of Catholic relief services -- thus setting The Faith back on the course that he intended. That would be a faith inspired by compassion and justice -- as radical and kick-ass as that little French girl on horseback, charging forward, unfurling her radiant banner -- or J.C. himself, knocking over the money-changers' tables, fearlessly shouting down power and corruption, cleaning out the holy temple, in what can only be described as a truly radical style -- yes, a true and proper "Visitation"!

 
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06:03 PM on 06/08/2012
I have news , I believe Joan of Arc has come back to earth , her name put back on the tree of Life
01:30 PM on 06/08/2012
You lost me on the first sentence. To twist the life of a saint to meet your own personal aim at creative writing is a farce. The professional demeanor of this essay would have been better done in fat crayon on wide ruled paper. You forget that St. Catherine of Sienna and Therese of Lisoux were both Doctors of the Church. Also your forget that Blessed Mary Ever Virgin said "I am the hand maiden of the Lord, let thy will be done" Sometimes that is the example that women like you seem to forget in an order to promote your culture of feminism. Seems to me like you know too much about the plight of women's lib and not enough of Catholic Doctrine to call yourself a subject matter expert. Stick to Puff the Magic Dragon and children's books.
Emereaux
Cerca trova
12:37 AM on 06/07/2012
Great Blog! I'm a fan!
02:01 PM on 06/06/2012
Eve was framed!
05:25 AM on 06/05/2012
Saint Joan Of Arc The Greatest Christian Martyr Ever She Bravely Sacrificed Her Life For The Freedom Of France Fighting The tyranny of corrupt church bishop and evil english
04:08 AM on 06/05/2012
Joan of Arc was a very pious girl, who is a poor choice as a model for your essay. The Church made her a saint. I doubt you will find many nuns as obedient as her..
04:59 PM on 06/01/2012
YES!
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Meerrinhuff
12:55 AM on 06/01/2012
Joan would have been on the side of the Vatican, as she was at that time as well, and she would have opposed any type of heresy, as proposed by a few, but far from a majority of women who used to be members of the Church. This small group of women became pagans long ago. They should simply make it public and be honest about it. The good news is that hese dissidents are in their twilight years, and the next generation coming up is much more faithful to Mother Church. TJC
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bxgrrl
Everything's subject to change without notice.
11:14 AM on 06/03/2012
Referring to the deeply misogynistic R.C. Church as "Mother" is an insult to women.
12:14 PM on 06/05/2012
You didn't give any justification for calling one billion Catholics "misogynistic". It's also a bit ironic, given that the Catholic Church venerates the Virgin Mary above all other saints, having ruled that she was granted the supreme position of authority (second only to God) after her ascension. St. Catherine of Siena, St. Therese of Lisieux, and many other female saints are among the most popular in Catholicism. But if you go into any Catholic church you'll see plenty of pious young women in their late teens and early twenties who attend Mass even on weekdays and Saturday mornings. You don't speak for them.
06:57 PM on 05/31/2012
This article acknowledges that Joan of Arc was convicted by a pro-English tribunal on deliberately misleading charges ("cross-dressing" only out of necessity, which was allowed by the medieval Church - see the Summa Theologica), and the article seems to allude indirectly to the fact that the conviction was overturned shortly after the war (7 July 1456) as the result of an appellate trial conducted by a second Inquisitorial tribunal which declared the first trial to have been a corrupt and heretical process motivated by a secular agenda. But the article nevertheless implies that Joan rejected orthodox Catholicism. To see Joan's religious views, we need only look at the ultimatum to the Hussites which she dictated to a scribe (Jean Pasquerel) on 23 March 1430, in which she threatens to lead a crusading army against the dissident group unless they "return to the Catholic faith and the original light", and to "eliminate your false and vile superstition and relieve you of either your heresy or your life". Pope Martin V had called another crusade against the Hussites shortly before Joan dictated her letter expressing her wish to join the crusading efforts against the group and have her troops wipe them out. Here's a translation of this letter:
http://archive.joan-of-arc.org/joanofarc_letter_march_23_1430.html
Would Joan support the LCWR nuns? They deviate from orthodox theology to a far greater extent than the Hussites ever did, and look at what Joan thought about the Hussites.
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Soulmentor
"To thine own self be true...."
06:15 AM on 05/30/2012
Ouch!!!! And brilliant. F&F.
05:27 PM on 05/29/2012
How anyone male or female, could possibly support the Catholic Church, given what we know now, is beyond me. Just like the Republican Party, for that matter...
02:22 PM on 05/29/2012
Jeez, you people have no respect nor shame. They educate you and then you turn around and bash them every chance you get. Just like Voltaire. Build a school and do their work, otherwise just shup up and be thankful.
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conscioushope
"There is no darkness but ignorance." Shakespeare
10:24 AM on 05/30/2012
"Shut up and be thankful" ????

What an absolute ignorant thing to say!
02:16 PM on 05/29/2012
Love that the author cited Joan of Arc. She was indeed a paradox. Recognized by the French for her divine feminity at the onset; later vilified by the English; and still later Cannonized; Joan is precisely and exquisitely the epitome of the divine feminine. Shun it if you will, Catholic bashers. Women have always held a position of awe in the Judeo Christian world. Spirit and Wisdom, both feminine. Things are not always what they seem.
04:37 PM on 05/29/2012
Firstly, a position of awe in doctrine has not always necessarily translated into action. Secondly, what's considered "feminine" has been left up to men to decide, and these very men have their pleasure sought to enforce on women the things that they consider to be "feminine." Thirdly, while it is true that the Mary, and various other saintesses are revered figures throughout the Church's history, but people would also do well to remember that the Church has always held the woman ultimately responsible for man's downfall. This sentiment, especially in the 14th and 15th centuries, led to a visceral persecution of women under the pure guise of destroying "witchcraft." Malleus Maleficarum is a telling example of what the Church has historically regarded women as.
06:58 PM on 05/31/2012
Historians have long debunked the idea that the Malleus Maleficarum was approved or used by the Catholic Church - the book itself implies that it was, but the other 99.9% of the evidence shows how absurd that claim is. For an article on this subject by a historian who is also a Neo-Pagan, Jenny Gibbons, see the following:
http://www.summerlands.com/crossroads/remembrance/_remembrance/malleus_maleficarum.htm
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conscioushope
"There is no darkness but ignorance." Shakespeare
10:25 AM on 05/30/2012
Thanks for your wonderful post! proud to be fan #1!
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Barry Bunes
02:12 PM on 05/29/2012
Remember Joani was toasted by her co religionists....how little has changed, but the violence has calmed a bit for now
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Keagan86
Breaking normal thought patterns
12:49 PM on 05/29/2012
Every human institution be it religion, school, or politics is tainted by human Ego. When we learn to let go that ego, and step back to see true objectivity we learn some really important things about ourselves and the direction we are headed in. However, if we blindly go through life not questioning or understanding the important questions then we will never grow as a species. Equality, peace and love are not abberations of mankind, but our true nature. Let's pursue that to the fullest.