Carolita Johnson, born in New York, has been regularly contributing cartoons to The New Yorker since 2003, when she came back from accidentally spending fifteen years in France trying her hand at just about everything from Medieval Anthropology, selling cigars to rich posers, and constructing hand-made mosaics, to translation, software testing, and fashion modeling. She pays for her cartooning habit by selling as many cartoons as possible, and also by modeling and doing freelance illustrations.

She has written for Print Magazine, and appeared twice in The Rejection Show, where she presented not only her rejected New Yorker cartoons, but also her success story as a short, "ugly" fashion model in Paris after being known as "Ape-Face Johnson" in her tender, adolescent, formative years. Her rejected cartoons have appeared in Matt Diffee's "Rejection Collection," to her unending satisfaction. (She continues to produce rejected cartoons on a weekly basis.) She is featured in Liza Donnelly's book, "Sex and Sensibility" with many other notable and noted women cartoonists of The New Yorker and other publications. She writes a blog called newyorkette.com and paints scenes of New York when she should be doing her taxes.

Blog Entries by Carolita Johnson

The Potential of Blackmailing Other TV Hosts

Posted October 7, 2009 | 11:11 AM (EST)


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Debating Health Insurance with Joe Schnook

4 Comments | Posted September 22, 2009 | 11:24 AM (EST)


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Let's Ban Smoking Outside Too!

40 Comments | Posted September 15, 2009 | 10:39 PM (EST)


I'm sorry, but I couldn't have a drink at a bar with my friends in NY till I was 37 (would have allergy attacks due to the smoke), which means I love Bloomberg for saving my social life. That also means I'm all for any kind of smoking ban, anywhere,...

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Obama's Zombification Of Our Children

267 Comments | Posted September 8, 2009 | 08:26 AM (EST)


He'll turn your children into zombies with his speech! It's madness! MADNESS!

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A Woman Walks Down The Street

14 Comments | Posted August 31, 2009 | 10:23 AM (EST)


Just a little reportage on the common day state of the sidewalk. A little slice of womankind's existence.



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RIP Teddy

6 Comments | Posted August 26, 2009 | 12:22 PM (EST)


All my life, in spite of all the good things he's done, when I think of Ted Kennedy I think of that vehicular homicide and how he got away with it due to his privileged position in life. However, he's done a lot to atone for it, probably more than...

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You Already Have A Death Panel

113 Comments | Posted August 25, 2009 | 09:23 AM (EST)


Funny how people think "death panels" don't already exist! I'd like to point out my friend who came down with breast cancer during a disqualifying lapse in premium payments while going freelance (sorry, girl, no coverage for you!), my other friend whose employer had to renegotiate her coverage for her...

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Slogans For Seniors

2 Comments | Posted August 11, 2009 | 09:58 AM (EST)


It seems the seniors are afraid we're going to kill them off so we can reduce the cost of health care. Where would a sunny bunch of folks like them get such ideas? Oddly, they're the only ones I hear suggesting it as a possibility!

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Bumper Stickers For Assholes

1 Comments | Posted August 4, 2009 | 11:07 AM (EST)


For all those vacationers on the road, or recovering from it....

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The White House Beer Date: Best and Worst Scenarios

48 Comments | Posted July 27, 2009 | 10:38 AM (EST)


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This Wouldn't Happen If You'd Sent Your Kids To Camp

Posted July 20, 2009 | 12:48 PM (EST)


...but today's economy means you're all in this together, wherever you're
going this summer!

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Has The Economy Hit Bottom Yet, Natasha?

Posted July 13, 2009 | 12:43 PM (EST)


Should we tax the rich to help overhaul the health system? The answer is easy. Why the heck not?

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Signs The Summer Has Gone On Long Enough

4 Comments | Posted July 6, 2009 | 09:26 AM (EST)





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Who Gave Me This Nasty Summer Cold? (SLIDESHOW)

Posted June 24, 2009 | 02:55 PM (EST)


The summer cold: where does it come from? Here are a few possibilities to consider.

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Things You Can Do With Your Butt On The Subway

7 Comments | Posted June 15, 2009 | 09:50 AM (EST)


Now that we're poor, what's the point in thinking about all the things you can't do with all the money you don't have? Think about what you can do with what you've got left, and learn to appreciate the smaller pleasures in life...



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Cars for the New Green Economy

Posted June 5, 2009 | 10:04 PM (EST)


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The Bailout Slide Game!

Posted April 13, 2009 | 12:18 PM (EST)


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Do Your Part By Signing Up For A Bailout Credit Card

Posted April 6, 2009 | 11:23 AM (EST)


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How the Economy Works

Posted February 23, 2009 | 12:10 PM (EST)


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Some of Our Presidents' Afflictions Seem Noble, Some Not So Much

Posted February 16, 2009 | 09:48 AM (EST)


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