Things You Can Do With Your Butt On The Subway

Now that we're poor, what's the point in thinking about all the things you can't do with all the money you don't have? Think about what you can do with what you've got left, and learn to appreciate the smaller pleasures in life...

Comments

[Clavis]

I like to play Sudoku with my butt on the subway...

[Carolita Johnson]

Bored? Read "Things you can do with your butt on the subway" and get going!

[Holypat777]

LMAO!!!!

No subway here either (except those pesky restaurants)

If the seat your on is squeeky, you can make a variety of sounds to annoy or entertain people.

[KatarinaNolte]

Exercise: squeeze and release.

[LMPE]

No subway here in Portland. Although I might be able to press my butt on the corner of a metal plank holding up one of the bridges over the Willamette River.

[FatBoy1953]

It can also be used to clear people from your 'personal space'.

[Carolita Johnson]

that's part of a move that's too hard to illustrate, where one clenches one's butt to slide it into the seat between two people, then releases and expands into the seats on either side, giving about a third more "personal space" to the clever butt deployer.