HILLARY CLINTON: Hello?
RICK PERRY: Hi, Hillary!
HILLARY: Uh, hello... who is this?
RICK: It's Rick Perry! How are you?
HILLARY: I'm sorry, Rick who?
RICK: Governor Rick Perry?
RICK: ...you know, of Texas?
HILLARY: Okay, yes... hi, Rick. May I ask how you got this number?
RICK: Not important. Listen... I assume you heard I decided not to seek re-election in Texas.
RICK: And, uh, I assume you know I'm running for president in 2016.
HILLARY: Um... I don't--
RICK: Well, it's been in the news, you know. Everyone expects me to run.
HILLARY: Rick, listen... I'm really busy, righ--
RICK: Hillary, I just want to wish you the best of luck. I can't wait for us to run a good, clean campaign against each other.
RICK: Any tips for me?
HILLARY: What is the difference between your ass and a hole in the ground?
RICK: It's um... uh... um...
HILLARY: Before you announce, make sure you learn that.
RICK: Well, that's great advice! Thanks, Hil!
HILLARY: Okay, well, this has been fun, Rick, but...
RICK: Oh, of course! Ya gotta save the world or whatever. But good talk! We'll do it again, soon.
BILL: Who was that?
HILLARY: The hopes and dreams of the Republican Party.