Chelsea Peretti

It's one of those old-timey call and answer type jokes--and extremely political--so I think you all will love it.

CP:
How did the doctor become invisible?

Crazed Liberal HuffPo Readership & and Crazed Trolling Right:
HOW?

CP:
My healthplan did not allow me to see him.

Tom DeLay
James W. Ellis
John D. Colyandro
Adam Kidan
Jack Abramoff

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Which did you like better The 40 Year Old Virgin or Wedding Crashers (40 or WC)?

Current pictures on Flickr with the Katrina tag.

From my last visit to New Orleans:

Guys, exciting news on the Kim Jong-il front!

According to...er.........an article "on a Web site run by North Korea":

• Kim surprised a group of North Korean officials attending a meeting in 2002 by recalling all their phone numbers "with lightning speed."

"SURPRISE!!"

• On a day...

DIE DIE DIE

I'LL BUY YOU A PLOT OF LAND BESIDE MAX JOHNSON PLEASE DIE FOR ME DIE!

EVERYONE DIE!

Huh? What the? Kids take heroin and IM each other?

Whatever happened to logical deviant trends like phone sex? Why would anyone want to be messed up on heroin and then log into IM? And why coordinate from different townships to both shoot up at...

REMEMBER US?

SHARKS!

WE'RE STILL IN THE WATER, WE STILL SWIM GOOD.

OUR TEETH ARE STILL SHARP.

PLUS, NOW WE KNOW OUR WAY AROUND YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD.

TIME I WAS TOLD TO ARRIVE AT JURY SELECTION: 8:45AM.
MAATAJS (My Actual Arrival Time at Jury Selection): 9:30AM.

I was expecting to join a handful of people, had no idea it would be freaking Ellis Island style, anonymous, DMV type masses waiting for their names to...

Due to the recent shark attacks in Florida (Fla.) and beyond, we are offering a refresher on Shark Safety.

DO:

DO NOT:

SURE, DO:

NO WAY, DON'T DO THAT

Associated Press Celebrates with: Most Disappointing Slideshow Ever Assembled.

Due to the recent shark attacks in Florida (Fla.) and beyond, we are offering a refresher on Shark Safety.

DO:

DO NOT:

~TO BE CONTINUED~

(Tip team: Chelsea Peretti and John Mulaney)

"Schwarzenegger left the stage almost immediately after his speech, speeding across the infield in a golf cart surrounded by sprinting security guards. Across the field, he pulled up toward a waiting SUV and a large steel gate was closed behind him."

It seems like liberals want to act all brave like "oh, I'll talk about whatever, I'm very openminded" etc, etc, until the topic of the end times being nigh is brought up. Then all of a sudden no one's so open to differences of opinion anymore. Well, that's not how...

Any help would be appreciated...C

"Can anyone tell me, are they going to bring back the draft? I have three sons -- all nearly teenagers -- and am terrified that they will. Why don't they make it that just Republican kids get called up?"

I agree! Yes.

Children should die!

Great job on The Executioner's Song!

It used to be on my Friendster profile of favorite books, but then due to a glitch in their set-up Friendster erased it :(

Will be back up there soon tho, thanx for a great read.

CUL8R NM!

Nice post with the Bolton video. I can't believe the there's a cameo in there by the guy who said "I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti." What's his name....oh yeah: Erskine Childers.

This save-our-trees petition had an urgent tone and enchanting, sun-dappled forest background. So I took political action via email. I always feel a little guilty doing this when I don't take the time to research the cause or understand the issues or "care a bunch" but I do...

Thanks to the internet, we know little Danny Stricker interviewed Arianna Huffington in 2001 and was 2003's "TIME for Kids" reporter. We also know that at some point (probably around '93) he read Cirque du Freak II.

But where is...