Due to the recent shark attacks in Florida (Fla.) and beyond, we are offering a refresher on Shark Safety.
DO:

DO NOT:

SURE, DO:

NO WAY, DON'T DO THAT

"But surely this fella seems like he could be okay?" NO. DON'T.

"Not this guy either?" NOPE.

HM. NOT SURE WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THIS ONE. BETTER DON'T.

DO.

DO--------------------------------------->>>>(KIDDING. DON'T.)

"Hey what's that over there, let's go get Deb and Mike and check it out."
SMACK!! DON'T. D.o. n.o.t. ( S-h-a-r-k-! )

LOTSA DOS

CURTAINS, FELLAS! NICE TA KNOW YA. (DON'T.)

AH, THE DO TWINS!

YOU'RE PUSHING IT! BUT I LIKE IT! DO.

OH MY GOD!

YOU CAUGHT THAT?

OH. MY. GOD!

GREAT SUIT. DON'T GO IN THE WATER.

OOOOHHH MMYYYYY GGOOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!!

EPILOGUE
OTHER SEA CREATURES TO AVOID:

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