- BIG NEWS:
- Barack Obama
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- Joe Lieberman
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- Sarah Palin
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- GOP
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REMEMBER US?

SHARKS!
WE'RE STILL IN THE WATER, WE STILL SWIM GOOD.
OUR TEETH ARE STILL SHARP.

PLUS, NOW WE KNOW OUR WAY AROUND YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD.

SURE. THERE'S MORE PRESSING NEWS.

'NOTHER DAY, 'NOTHER HEADLINE.

FAIR ENOUGH.
SHARK! SHARK ATTACK!
THAT'S SOMETHING YOU MIGHT BE HEARING SOON.
SWIM TO SHORE!

SWIM TO aaaRGHAGbbbbLUBBLUB!

BlubBLUBBBGRHRHAABBHB!
THAT'S ALSO SOMETHING YOU MIGHT HEAR.
~ CIAO FOR NOW! ~
Oh yeah and THIS is bullshit.
Australian Eric Nerhus had half his body inside a shark's mouth, which is kind of gross and also really bad for Eric Nerhus because -- as seafaring attack animals go, sharks are pretty much the worst.
Jayne Lyn Stahl: Pouncer-in-Chief
Hillary's newfound love affair with the Second Amendment is her way to reassure the gun guys that, if elected, she won't take their toys away.
Susan Smalley, Ph.D.: The Power Of Words
As I ponder the power of the word to incite and divide, to calm and connect, or to create and effect change, I am ever more cautious in what I say and how I listen to the words around me.