Chris Holt is a New Jersey-bred freelance writer currently residing in San Francisco. He’s written for humor sites, sports blogs, restaurant newsletters, college newspapers, dating websites and most recently, tech magazines.

Once, a satire he wrote about ninjas rampaging through his college campus was mistaken for actual news by MSNBC. True story.

Blog Entries by Chris Holt

Dispatches From the Whole Foods Produce Aisle

Posted November 10, 2009 | 11:01 PM (EST)


In the heart of a community where political statements occur on t-shirts and in bay windows, it is best to be dressed to impress. Especially when purchasing groceries.

You don't just go to Whole Foods to pick up groceries. The only place you're guaranteed to run into someone with...

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