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02/14/2014 03:49 am ET Updated Apr 15, 2014

12 Reviews of 'Endless Love' That Make Me Concerned About My Garbage Man Screenplay 'Piece of Garbage'

New York Post
" ... endlessly lame ..."

San Francisco Chronicle
"... too much endless and not enough love ..."

Boston Globe
"... Zefferelli's version... made you feel the love. This pallid replay just seems endless ..."

Digital Spy
"... seemingly endless ..."

Chicago Sun-Times
"... love may or may not be endless, but there's no limit to what can be contrived in a movie like this ..."

USA Today
" ... endlessly dull ..."

Chicago Tribune
"... more about endlessness than love ..."

Seattle Times
" ... mercifully, not an endless movie ..."

Daily Herald
"... loveless, never-ending ..."

The Oregonian
"... well, they got it half right. At least it seems endless ..."

St. Louis Post-Dispatch
"... this stinker is only good for endless laughs ..."

Village Voice
"Endless Love Earns Its Title the Bad Way"