Chris Kelly

Chris Kelly

Posted: April 1, 2008 01:48 PM

British Sex Scandal: The Obvious Hillary Connection

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Max Mosley is the president of the Fédération Internationale de l'Automobile, the governing body for Formula One racing. He's also been implicated -- and by "implicated," I mean "videotaped" -- in an unpleasant new British sex scandal involving concentration camp cosplay and getting whipped by hookers in a basement in Chelsea.

Oh, look, here's some videotape.

My favorite part is when they all have tea, afterward. There will always be an England.

The video has shocked a lot of tabloid-readers in Britain, because it doesn't feature Prince Harry. In most other places, people have been modestly creeped out. But not our friends at the National Review Online (and Fascism Clearinghouse). They saw the story behind the story: The salient point of this whole brouhaha?

Liberals are fascists.

And it all comes back to Hillary Clinton.

Here's Jonah Goldberg:

"Mosley's (Oswald Mosley, Max's father) sister-in-law Jessica Mitford, one of the Mitford Sisters (natch'), was a committed Communist who wrote The American Way of Death (which by many accounts is a good book I have yet to read). When Hungarian freedom fighters were slaughtered by the Soviets, Mitford said they were "fascist traitors" who had it coming. Jessica married the Stalinist California lawyer Robert Treuhaft (this NYT obit is hagiography), for whom Hillary Clinton worked as an intern."

If the mainstream media would just connect the dots!

Where to start? The clause "Which by many accounts is a good book I have yet to read" should be included in future grammar texts as an example of how not to write if you don't want people to think you're a retard. Who keeps these accounts of Goldberg's unread books? Sounds like a full-time job.

Is even one single word where it belongs?

And the rest of it? It won't even be sophistry when it grows up. It's just the loneliest kid in the cafeteria eating boogers to get laughs. The saddest part isn't that boogers are bad for you. The saddest part is he thinks he's cute.

Max Mosley was clearly screwed up by liberal parenting.

Signed,
Jonah Goldberg, Fascist Bootlicker.

P.S. Wanna see me eat pepper?

So, was Oswald Mosley a liberal, like his sister-in-law's husband's intern, Hillary? Or was he something else?

Here's a picture. That's Oswald Mosley, on the right.

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Oswald Mosley was the leader of the British Union of Fascists. Its program included declaring all of England's Jews foreigners, as well as those "who have placed the interests of Jewry before those of Britain." They opposed England's entry into World War II, which, Mosley claimed, was started in the interests of "international Jewry." Members of the BUF wore black shirts, used the Nazi-fascist salute and sang the Horst Wessel song with English lyrics.

Or, as Jonah Goldberg would call them, hippies.

Mosley's autobiography, My Life must be another of those good books which by all accounts Jonah Goldberg has yet to read.

Which is weird, since William F. Buckley was chairman of the company that published it.

Max Mosley is the president of the Fédération Internationale de l'Automobile, the governing body for Formula One racing. He's also been implicated -- and by "implicated," I mean "videotaped...
Max Mosley is the president of the Fédération Internationale de l'Automobile, the governing body for Formula One racing. He's also been implicated -- and by "implicated," I mean "videotaped...
 
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- julieeiluj I'm a Fan of julieeiluj 3 fans permalink

What are you talking about? More importantly, why are you allowed to take up valuable space on this cool site?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:33 AM on 04/06/2008

The big deal, if we can call Formula 1 racing a big deal in the States, is that Grand Prix racing teams -- BMW, Mercedes, Honda and Toyota among them -- plus the AAA and several former driving greats are all calling for Max Mosley to resign because he is harming the image of the sport. Problem is, they say, this is not the first time scandalous sex has been linked with his name.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:02 PM on 04/06/2008

why would you use the word retard?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:50 PM on 04/05/2008
- mikekev58 I'm a Fan of mikekev58 8 fans permalink

Because it's funny in certain contexts? (See Matt Dillon in "Something About Mary")

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:00 AM on 04/06/2008
- LeoMarvin I'm a Fan of LeoMarvin 35 fans permalink
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Not to seem ungrateful... I enjoy all your posts, but hasn't it been too long since we've heard from Michael Medved?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:46 PM on 04/03/2008
- davidly I'm a Fan of davidly 18 fans permalink

Oh dear, Chris. I think you meant sophomoric, not sophistry. It would make more sense as it relates to the "growing up" part. Funny post, though.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:53 PM on 04/03/2008
- LeoMarvin I'm a Fan of LeoMarvin 35 fans permalink
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Mmm, I think he meant sophistry.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:23 PM on 04/03/2008

I still have no idea what the message behind this article is............

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:27 PM on 04/03/2008
- LeoMarvin I'm a Fan of LeoMarvin 35 fans permalink
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What would you like it to be?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:41 PM on 04/03/2008
- peachfuzz I'm a Fan of peachfuzz 11 fans permalink
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I guess it can be anything i want it to be.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:24 AM on 04/05/2008
- lisakaz I'm a Fan of lisakaz 27 fans permalink

Why does anyone take that doofus Jonas Goldberg even remotely seriously. He has no understanding of Mussolini, much less anything else. He's an intellectual embarrassment. Only in Goldberg's mind does this make any sense.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:22 AM on 04/03/2008
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The far right loves having people like Jonah and Coulter because it makes their own position look more sensible. Hence, a soapbox at the National Review from which he can toss bad analogies. Remember, Limbaugh seems to think he's The American Mainstream, even though the only people to the right of him are the Birchers and the God Hates F*gs guy.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:08 PM on 04/06/2008
- Cybesq I'm a Fan of Cybesq 26 fans permalink
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Actually Goldberg's Clinton/Mosley connection makes perfect sense. He used the same quality research and analysis in writing his book, "Liberal Facism."

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:29 PM on 04/02/2008
- jalowe1957 I'm a Fan of jalowe1957 36 fans permalink
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Does anyone remember the Elvis Costello "Less Than Zero," where Costello attacks Oswald Mosley and Britannia's fascination with fascistic solutions?

Does that make the Clintons and the neocons "Less than Zero" as well?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:56 AM on 04/03/2008
- lisakaz I'm a Fan of lisakaz 27 fans permalink

Mosely was not terribly popular in Britain and did time in jail during WWII.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:24 AM on 04/03/2008
- HB I'm a Fan of HB permalink

Goldberg's remarks read like lots of word-magnets thrown onto a refrigerator door. It's not just that his associations are loose (when aren't they?), it's like word salad. Euphemistically speaking, Goldberg's thinking is unique. Considering the times we live in, it's not odd that he has a national voice, is it?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:55 PM on 04/02/2008
- anghiari I'm a Fan of anghiari 22 fans permalink

Also I think he has possibly identified the the wrong Mitford Sister...there were three Mitford girls. .One was a facist, but I am pretty sure it wasn't Jessica who lived in the Bay Area for a number of years before her death and enjoy great popularity among liberals and progressives.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:17 PM on 04/02/2008
- lisakaz I'm a Fan of lisakaz 27 fans permalink

Indeed. Jessica and her sister Diana were rivals and probably not close. That is, the fascist and the communist did not see eye to eye, except in Goldberg's foggy mind.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:27 AM on 04/03/2008
- bauersox I'm a Fan of bauersox 4 fans permalink

Jessica Mitford is correctly identified as Oswald Mosley's sister in law. Mosley was married to Diana Mitford, Jessica's sister.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:40 PM on 04/06/2008
- NickOhio I'm a Fan of NickOhio 2 fans permalink

#1 - as an F1 fan, I know not to trust anything Max Mosley says or does, but to just roll with the whole issue and consider the source.

#2 - in having read Jonah Goldberg in the past, I cannot put anything past him when it comes to very strange criticisms of any Liberal or Dem (liberal or not).

#3 - this post came about on April Fools Day, so try not to get all wrapped-up in the story. The only item of any fact, is the Max Mosley debacle and that he is the son of the guy who was a Nazi/facis­t/national socialist/???

Hey, how about those Reds? (Okay, how do you take that comment? Am I referring to Communists or the Cincinnati Reds?) People jump in and associate the wrong things at the wrong times for the wrong reasons, without substance.

Leave out Obama, Clinton any other US political figure when discussing the life of a wealthy British personality. It is not relevant unless something deems it to be a close tie, like forensic evidence of some sort.

Happy April 2!!!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:51 PM on 04/02/2008
- Beaux510 I'm a Fan of Beaux510 7 fans permalink
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Actually the story came out March 31st (in the UK) and sadly is no joke.

I am also an avid (some say rabid) F1 fan, so to me this wasn't surprising at all since Mosleys' a nazi wanker anyway. In fact, it makes Elliot Spitzer look like a celibate social worker who looks after abandoned puppies and kittens in his spare time.

Agreed though, leave out the irrelevant connections to US politicians, that's just desperate grasping.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:42 PM on 04/02/2008

Where to start? The clause "Which by many accounts is a good book I have yet to read" should be included in future grammar texts as an example of how not to write if you don't want people to think you're a retard. Who keeps these accounts of Goldberg's unread books? Sounds like a full-time job.


LOL!!

Chris, you always make my day, but ESPECIALLY when you after that corpulent little whiner, Goldberg.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:48 PM on 04/02/2008
- EinChicago I'm a Fan of EinChicago 33 fans permalink

Be careful. On the Obamapost, this is likely to become gospel as a true connection because it is anti-HRC.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:00 PM on 04/02/2008

Oh, I get it... April 1st. April Fools.... (nah. wasn't that funny).

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:31 AM on 04/02/2008

What a half-assed piece of dot connecting! Surely the rule for Clinton-related dot connection is that you're not allowed to stop until you have that coveted Whitewater connection.
This will be the subject of my forthcoming book "Blackshirts - Whitewater", which by many accounts is a good book I have yet to write.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:21 AM on 04/02/2008

You did mean White shirts - Blackwater, me thunk?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:27 AM on 04/05/2008
- andhakari I'm a Fan of andhakari 5 fans permalink

That was Vicki Iseman on the left. One mystery, at least, is now solved.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:38 PM on 04/01/2008

agreed

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:15 PM on 04/01/2008
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