Britney Spears Supports Biblical Literalism, Wise Use Movement

Posted October 29, 2007 | 12:50 PM (EST)



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"And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth."

- Genesis 1:28

"Eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it."

- Britney Spears

What's the problem? Give her her kids back.


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I say Britney makes a good running mate for any of the repig candidates. She's dumb, out-of-control, crazy, on drugs and alcohol and lives in a fantasy world. What better qualifications for repig VP. And she bleches with the best of them. I love to see a contest between her and Dumbya for best blecher
after a few beers.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:47 PM on 10/30/2007

It is time for the media to leave this poor woman alone. She was created by and for the media; and has been destroyed by it for the same exploitive motives. Further torment of her pathetic situation is just downright cruel.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:10 AM on 10/30/2007

Dear old Ma Britney. If she stays true to the hollywood model, she will find God, go on the religious channel [most of the bloggers won't see this, of course], maybe become a preacher, write a book, and cry on Oprah.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:08 AM on 10/30/2007
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Just in time for her mother's how-to book on child rearing.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:21 AM on 10/30/2007
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At my brunch club we were asked the question, "What item would you put in a time capsule?"

I said, "Britney Spears." (Ba-dump.)

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:02 AM on 10/30/2007
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i like it better when britney speaks w/ her other lips. she makes more sense that way.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:42 PM on 10/29/2007

Brittney is an easy target....stick with the Medved bashing. Medved's an easy target too actually, but stick with the Medved bashing anyway.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:25 PM on 10/29/2007

Yes, please....

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:08 PM on 10/29/2007

Unfettered capitlism is cancer on us, society. We didn't expect this monstrosity, when we sorta signed up for "capitlism".

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:50 PM on 10/29/2007

Chris,

You've had such great recent posts-why this?

Stop feeding the fire of Britney Spears and it will die out.

PLEASE!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:25 PM on 10/29/2007

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:59 PM on 10/29/2007
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ARE YOU KIDDING?? That girl is such a walking punch line, she's asking for it.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:59 PM on 10/29/2007

Yes, I was kidding.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:38 PM on 10/29/2007

Ok, yeah, but it's getting really boring, now!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:07 PM on 10/29/2007

Auughh..!!
You have not beheld the suffering and pathos she brings..

http://www.lorestorm.com/missive/_missive.1693176319339f9155127115ef9959017e6214010592865795124514152057044

And what is more, he got signed after this performance.. some show somewhere. Our Doom comes at us screaming, from under a blanket..

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:40 AM on 10/30/2007
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The Spears' movement is pretty washed out. This ode to excessive decadence, is something hard to dig, man. We need a new movement. She is making the beatniks and hippies look like geniuses. She is like stale air with white teeth, man. I am not saying this to continue the movement actually. She is like skin-eating bacteria, man. I am just telling you. That's all.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:53 PM on 10/29/2007
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Mukasey may be uncertain if waterboarding qualifies as torture, but I'll bet he'd agree the Britney-slaught certainly is.

I confess!

Make her go away!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:50 PM on 10/29/2007

You really gave it to her. Keep speaking truth to power!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:47 PM on 10/29/2007
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And PartyPartyParty read Mr. Kelly's post. And it was good. Amen.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:25 PM on 10/29/2007
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At least when she gets on "Larry King Live" she'll know what to say when he asks her what her favorite bible passage is.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:21 PM on 10/29/2007
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