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An Open Letter to Denzel Washington

Posted: 02/13/2012 2:45 pm

Dear Denzel Washington,

This weekend, I saw your latest movie Safe House. I was sandwiched in the theater between a crying baby and two chatty Kathys, but I managed to survive and enjoy your action flick set all around South Africa. Your performance as a rogue agent with the Bond villain name of Tobin Frost was effective and your trademark laugh was infectious. The chemistry you had with the normally sarcastic Ryan Reynolds brought out the best of him and was reminiscent of you and Ethan Hawke in Training Day (minus the PCP-smoking, of course). I felt my money was well spent.

Your audience, of which I am a member, is loyal to you, Denzel. Safe House made almost $40 million this weekend, making it one of the biggest openings of your career. It's a bonafide hit at the box office in a normally sleepy month of February. All the dudes without Valentine's went to see your movie instead of The Vow. It's obvious your fans will flock to whatever project you're involved in. You made two consecutive movies about trains and people still went to see them both. You're one of the most reliable financial draws in Hollywood because people like to see you kick ass. I get it.

Denzel, you are one of the greatest living actors. You are a two-time Academy Award winner. Your body of work is filled with some of the greatest contemporary American films. You have an unbelievable natural talent.

With that being said, I have one simple request; stop making the same movie over and over again and get back to being a serious thespian.

In the past eight years, I feel like you've worked with your buddy, director Tony Scott, way too much. You've made four films together (Man On Fire, Deja Vu, The Taking of Pelham 123 and Unstoppable). They all feel the same, look the same and act the same. There's gritty and nauseating fast cuts, odd color hues and they ultimately waste you. You're Denzel Washington, not Steven Seagal!

Why are you drawn to these movies? Did Scott save your life and you feel indebted to him? I'm guessing you don't do it for the money -- you're probably set for life -- but what are your motives then? When I first saw the trailer for Safe House, I immediately thought it was another pairing between you and Scott and to my surprise, It wasn't. It is, however, the best Scott homage (rip-off) I've ever seen. Stop trying to appease your audience.

Denzel, remember when you made movies that didn't have guns or explosions or trains or Dakota Fanning? Can you recall that your Robert DeNiro/Martin Scorsese, actor/director relationship was not originally with Scott and instead was with the visionary Spike Lee? You guys had an incredible run. You played a trumpet player in Mo Better Blues, a convict father of a basketball star in He Got Game and Malcolm freaking X in Malcom X! None of those movies were popcorn action movies and they contained some of the best roles and performances of your career.

You used to be an actor's actor. You starred in movies with rich characters that allowed you to dominate them with your masterful craft. Tell me if these movies ring any bells, Denzel: Glory, Training Day, The Hurricane, Philadelphia, Remember The Titans, Antwone Fisher. Surely you must remember the parts you once took that relied on your performance and not a filmmaker's gimmick. You played an angel helping the late Whitney Houston in The Preacher's Wife, man! Why have you strayed away from potential Oscar-nominated movies in exchange for mindless, albeit entertaining, schlock? Is it because George Clooney is taking all the roles?

Your next movie coming out is called Flight and is about a pilot who saves the plane from crashing. Seriously, Denzel? Because you have such a strong, hypnotic grasp on me, I will probably end up seeing it and contributing more dollars so you can continue making movies with transportation devices. Damn you!

I'm just asking that you reconsider the next time you get a script that says Untitled Denzel Washington Cruise Ship Project. Return to the character studies and add another golden statue to your already immortal resume. Make an independent movie. Hook up with a director like Spike Jonze or Paul Thomas Anderson. Send Tony Scott's calls to voicemail. Reach out to Spike Lee. Have co-stars that aren't solely up-and-coming Caucasian dudes. Avoid explosions.

We miss you; I miss you, Denzel. Come back home.
 
Best Wishes,
A fan

 
Dear Denzel Washington, This weekend, I saw your latest movie Safe House. I was sandwiched in the theater between a crying baby and two chatty Kathys, but I managed to survive and enjoy your action ...
Dear Denzel Washington, This weekend, I saw your latest movie Safe House. I was sandwiched in the theater between a crying baby and two chatty Kathys, but I managed to survive and enjoy your action ...
 
 
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07:51 PM on 02/20/2012
I was wondering why I haven't been rushing to see Denzel's movies lately. Now I know why. You hit the nail on the head. I want the "Mo Better Blues" Denzel back too.
09:24 PM on 02/14/2012
Thumbs up - we've been thinking the same thing! Why's he doing nothing but mindless entertainment in recent years? Then he goes to the theater for something serious...
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12:04 PM on 02/14/2012
Funny but true. I like the "Why are you drawn to these movies? Did Scott save your life and you feel indebted to him?" line.

I am watching TCM month of Oscar winning movies and Glory is coming on and I will make my son watch it. Not because of Matthew Broderick but because of Denzel and Morgan Freeman.
10:33 AM on 02/14/2012
He'll make "Malcolm X....2"


Featuring Malcolm X with adamantium claws fighting injustice.
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Jazmo
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06:49 AM on 02/14/2012
Baby, I agree, but maybe, just maybe, the quality of movies being made these days sucks. If its not based on a Marvel comic book its a remake. Perhaps he is making the best movie he is being offered. I'll watch Denzel in anything over The Vow any day.
12:41 AM on 02/14/2012
I totally agree with you. Denzel is one of the best actors around and he keeps making these silly unforgettable movies. There are millions who would like to see you stretch as an actor Denzel and knock an amazing role out of the ballpark, like Hurricane Carter, Malcolm X, etc. Leave the action adventures to Bruce Willis, Arnold and Sly Stallone....we sure would appreciate it.
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aceshigh11
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10:35 PM on 02/13/2012
I've been thinking the same thing.

He really could be doing much more with his talents.

Look at George Clooney...his strategy was to do the Ocean's 11 pictures to finance his prestige films. Pretty smart tradeoff.

Denzel's the man no matter what he does, but I would love to see him get back to doing some truly serious, in-depth acting.
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11:11 AM on 02/14/2012
That's a great comparison and I totally agree. Even before the "Ocean's" films, he was going only for action blockbusters. Let us not forget this is the same man who played Batman with a nipple suit of armor and went on to become agruably one of the greatest actors around. Aside from The American and Leatherheads, even Clooney's "smaller," but still critically lauded films, have went on to perform well at the box office. His name alone can sell a movie, just like Denzel, but Clooney opts for films with more merit.
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themightyabealrd
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09:12 PM on 02/13/2012
Is it possible Washington takes the big budget action roles because from them he gets the clout needed to make pictures with a good deal more substance? That movie about the debating team may have been made possible by his participation in the mindless movies that make a great deal more money than it did.
I am in harmony with your wish that he collaborate once again with Spike Lee, however.
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06:25 PM on 02/13/2012
I understand what you're saying, but I feel like this situation can be likened to Gary Oldman's recent career choices. They're both serious, talented actors (with vastly different bailiwicks). But recently, while Denzel has been doing popcorn stuff like Safe House, Oldman has been in Harry Potter and Batman. Why? Because those movies are fun. It's probably not about the money and almost definitely not about the fame--it may be that these movies are just easier to play.
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08:28 AM on 02/14/2012
Oldman plays Commissioner Gordon in Batman. His role is critical to the Batman story. I don't know if he's doing that role just because it's fun. He is a crucial character.

One could say the same thing of his Harry Potter character, but HP hasn't been around since the late 1930s like Batman has.
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"Chris Krapek"
11:16 AM on 02/14/2012
Gary Oldman has made some odd career choices since the 90's -- although he redeemed himself with his Oscar-nominated role in Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. But the difference between Denzel's action flicks and Oldman's roles in Batman and Harry Potter is that the latter movies are billion dollar franchishes that get nearly universal praise. There was chatter that The Dark Knight and the last Harry Potter movie would be nominated for Best Picture -- the same can't be said for Safe House or Unstoppable.
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03:57 PM on 02/14/2012
I would say that the Batman movies and the Potter franchise, contrasting with Denzel's films, are not Gary Oldman movies. One of the things that appeals to me about Oldman (as much as I enjoy Denzel) is that he's not a 'star,' but that does mean he probably wouldn't be able to land a top-billed role in a $150 million dollar blockbuster--to his credit, because that means he can still do small films like Tinker Tailor and get major respect for it. Also, let's not forget how awesome he was in The Fifth Element.
Washington, on the other hand, already has his two Oscars and probably feels that he has nothing to prove anymore. Safe House, Unstoppable, Deja Vu (which I actually enjoyed quite a bit) may not get the critical praise that Dark Knight or Tinker Tailor did, but he's the star.
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Oooh- the inanity!
05:22 PM on 02/13/2012
Thank you! When I saw thr trailer for "Unstoppable", I said " How many times is Denzel going to make that movie???"
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c-tom
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02:12 AM on 02/14/2012
How many save the train movies has he made?
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04:50 PM on 02/13/2012
If it ain't broke, don't fix it. You're telling the guy to change his movies after having one of his biggest openings ever? Denzel is the man regardless of what role he plays, including American Gangster which was phenomenal.
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11:20 AM on 02/14/2012
Denzel can keep doing action films and we will all go see them. All I'm suggesting is that he takes those $20 million paydays, saves them for a rainy day, and works on a project that is a little more ambitious. The Book of Eli was an interesting attempt at Denzel doing something different -- it was a different take on the action genre. I just wish he would return to Academy Award-caliber acting roles and films.
03:13 PM on 02/13/2012
You're asking him to take a serious wage cut. He's a 1%er. And you kid yourself about that, eh?
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02:11 AM on 02/14/2012
He takes a serious wage cut and he's still a 1%er.