Hi Chrissie...Hope you got my video submission. Are they going to be posted today? I was waiting before putting it on youtube.
Thanks, HC

Well, the reason i've been looking so cocky in my yellow pantsuits these past few weeks is because i've been on the threshold of seeing all of my hard work come to fruition. As you all know, i have a 35 year history in "bimbo management." And in the past several days, you've all been able to benefit from my significant achievements in that area. Working closely with the Canadian Ministry of Bimbo, i was able to carefully orchestrate a sequence of events and accusations to prove what a "one speech wonder" my opponent really is. Having said that, i would be honored to have him as my Vice President, because while he has no qualifications to be President himself, he's eminently qualified to be one heartbeat away from the Oval Office as long as that heartbeat is mine.

~~ with microphone still engaged ~~

I fucked up that last line. Can we have a do-over?

1. Senator Obama purchased his family's home with their money and credit, so Rezko did not "assist him in financing". Try playing in the realm of facts for a change, MizJ.

2. Billary, I would like to know the details of your Dubai quid pro quo that stands to net you $20 million in a lump sum when the deed is closed, said, and done.

3. Billary, I would like to know the details of the ~$1 million in funding from you corrupt friend and long-time political financier Norman Tsu that was donated to your current presidential campaign. As you know Mr. Rezko didn't donate any money to Obama's presidential campaign, although he was a political donor earlier in his career. Wasn't your friend, Mr. Tsu, already convicted?

4. Hillary why have you not released your past tax returns? At a minimum 2006 taxes have long been completed and file so what is the hold-up there. Other candidates have long since released; a sign that they will be as honest and efficient while working in the White House for the people. It is clear that there is something to hide there but you must do what you need to to win in your style. Exactly how long does it take a Clinton to make a photocopy of tax returns and should we expect the same mind-boggling delays and shadowy action from yet another Clinton administration?

5. You are not vetted Hillary and your husbands activities since the White House are held suspect by your own lack of transparency and intentional stalling. Will you and your co-candidate release the Bill Clinton Library donor list (probably with names like Rezko and Tsu on them) and your papers documenting your "actions" as First Lady (afterall the fulcrum of your ready-on-day-one claim is experience via osmosis while planning menus for state dinners and selecting Christmas decorations/themes) anytime this decade?

Question for Obama: As the rep from the district that was awarded monies to Rezko to rehab those buildings, did you ever confront him about the fact that nothing was being done? Did you ask him where all the money was going to? Why would you allow this man, whose reputation was already sullied, to assist you in financing your home? What was that all about? You speak so much about your time as a community worker that it must have been pretty evident that nothing was being accomplished for the poor of those neighborhoods. How are we to interpret that lack of judgment for someone wishing to be president?

The phone rings at the Obama household at 3 a.m. and it is Hillary on the line.

"Okay, so you won. Can I be your vice presidential running mate?

"You know the slash and burn, hack-type politics expected of the No. 2 person comes naturally to me."

Obama: "Hillary, I said you should believe in hope, not miracles.

"No thanks, no way."

Can someone explain how a lead is maintained when someone in this case Hillary won three states.

And Ohio and Texas are big states.

Question for Obama : What about Rezko connection and just how clean are you on it because your
million dollar mansion has some connection to him or am I not well informed ?

Go Obama!

I'm sorry I don't have a video camera. I hope you will accept this "press release" in light of my current technological deficit.

"Chrissie, thank you for inviting me. I am delighted to answer your questions regarding my two abscences during discussions on Afghanistan in the Foreign Relations committee.

On January 31 of this year, while there was a presentation in the committee on possible approaches to the transition in Afghanistan from our control to international control of military forces, I was unable to attend because the meeting conflicted with one of the national debates being held between myself and my rival candidates. Although I would have liked to reschedule that debate to accomodate the no-doubt excellent presentation I missed in committee, I was unable to convince the national media to reschedule.

Back in September of 2006, the 21st to be precise, if you will recall, was in the middle of mid-term elections in which we Democrats retook control of the Senate for the first time since President Bush took office. Although I cannot recall exactly what committee business I may have missed on that day -- please refresh my memory if you can -- I am fairly certain that I weighed its importance against the importance of helping our Democratic friend Jim Webb in his campaign bid to win his Senate seat against his Republican opponent. Of course, I was campaigning for Jim on that day, and although there is no way to tell if I was actually able to help, he did win his Senate seat and helped to give control to the Democrats.

Shall we start looking into the meetings that Ms. Clinton has missed and ask her the same questions?"

Thank you for this opportunity, Christie!!! I do hope you will honestly report on the facts tomorrow and not go for the low road.

Hint: September 21, 2006, campaigning for Jim Webb's Senate seat in Virginia.

Say, who schedules those pesky mid-term elections, anyway?

Obama keeps delegate lead
By STEPHEN OHLEMACHER, Associated Press Writer 54 minutes ago


WASHINGTON - Sen. Barack Obama survived defeats in three primaries Tuesday with his lead in the delegate race essentially intact

Hint: January 31 candidates debate. Who set that schedule, anyway?