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Prosperity Gospel: Will Jesus Buy Me a Double-Wide or What?

Posted: 11/19/10 08:15 PM ET

2010-11-17-willjesusbuymeadoublewide.jpgIn her new book, Will Jesus Buy Me A Double-Wide? ('Cause I Need More Room For My Plasma TV), veteran journalist Karen Spears Zacharias takes on prosperity gospel hucksters. What began as a humorous look at a troubling phenomenon took a serious turn when the U.S. economy tanked in 2008, and another when Zacharias lost her job. Prosperity preaching wasn't just something to report on; it was a personal attack on her faith.

I know what that's like. After Janet Jackson scandalized U.S. audiences by exposing her breast at the 2004 Superbowl, I wrote an essay on the indecency of Christian television. In it, I critiqued a married televangelist couple's shows. A producer from one of those shows invited me to be a guest for what she thought would be a "lively discussion." I politely declined. The host e-mailed me directly. She took me to task, saying my article was misleading and that I was pompous. Never mind that she had claimed gold was literally raining down in her studio in one of the episodes I examined. She wrote, "The bottom line is that you have a small theological box that you live in and it wouldn't matter what I said because until you open your mind and heart to the supernatural things of God, you will be quite content writing your cynical judgmental articles and watching your public television station," which her network was suing to purchase against its wishes.

In her trumped up thinking, the fourth estate is spiritually bankrupt. I don't see that any more than I saw the gold on my TV screen. Instead, I see prosperity theology as truncated, deceptive and dangerous, as do many Christians and as does Zacharias. In the introduction to her collection of stories about how people view the relationship between God and money, she writes, "It's a terrible theology for the poor and downtrodden. When hard times hit, it must mean that God is put out with us. We've been unfaithful or otherwise not measured up." Her scope is broader than any particular denomination, however. "We Americans," she writes, "want to believe that God loves us best of all and that all of our nation's riches are the result of our faithfulness to God. ... Entitlement theology may very well be the bastard-child born from the mating of Calvinism's strong work ethic with Capitalism's get-all-the-goods-you-can mentality." Ouch!

Zacharias is a braver woman than I am. She did a 700 Club interview about her book with Pat Robertson's son Gordon. As the interview unfolded, Robertson said, "In reading your book, I notice that you don't particularly like TV preachers and I was trying hard not to take it personal, but you're really starting to skewer some of my friends in here." To which Zacharias retorted, "Some of your friends in there deserve to be skewered." A friendly debate about Joel Osteen ensued and Zacharias concluded, "When you go before the masses and tell them that their 'best life now' is tied up into the things that they own, the size of their garage or anything materially oriented, I think you're missing it." In the book, she says, "If there's a secret to living your best life now, it's this: Stop imagining all the ways in which the universe can serve you and start figuring out how you can serve others."

I talked to Zacharias as she was preparing to travel from her home in Oregon to Washington D.C. for board meetings of the Vietnam Veteran's Memorial Fund and the Vietnam Women's Memorial Foundation. She serves both organizations for good reason: her father was killed in Vietnam when she was just a girl. (She tells that story in her memoir, After the Flag Has Been Folded: A Daughter Remembers the Father She Lost to War -- and the Mother Who Held Her Family Together.)

She said, "The thing I'm trying to address here is not just about money. It's about saying to the 14-year-old girl whose father died in Vietnam that I didn't measure up, that I wasn't enough or that my mother wasn't. [There is in prosperity theology] no taking into account that the Vietnam War had more to do with capitalism than it had to do with Christianity."

She continued, "The problem with the whole formula of God's faithfulness plus my obedience equals untold riches is that it's a great formula as long as life's going your way. ...The moment it all comes crashing down, you don't have a faith because that God doesn't exist anymore."

One of the many compelling stories Zacharias tells in Will Jesus Buy Me A Double-Wide? is about a friend of hers who she calls "the Redhead." After the Redhead was diagnosed with cancer, her husband lost his job. She cleaned houses so they could afford to attend their child's wedding in Australia. Zacharias grew up in a single-wide trailer and yet couldn't imagine herself cleaning other people's toilets, much less envision her elegant friend doing it. The Redhead told her that she prayed for her clients as she did her work. "It's a kingdom choice to live with a grateful heart in the midst of all this," she said. Zacharias reflects, "That's not the power of positive thinking; it's saying, 'No matter what, I trust You.' ...That seems to me to be what faith is about."

I've always thought that if I could have faith in light of other people's suffering, then I best not second guess it in the face of my own. Zacharias and I have this in common. The television host and I, not so much; she closed her e-mail by saying she was content to let God judge between us and hold us accountable for our sins. I'm pretty sure that was a prayer for God to rain judgment down on me.

 

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Ma Lucille
a crack ~ that's how the Light gets in
09:22 PM on 11/28/2010
and we the taxpayers subsidize this...
02:29 PM on 11/27/2010
As an atheist I'm OK with Christians who are truely trying to cultivate a mature and useful and compassionate life and not force their views on others through the legislative process......I can understand how it's troubling for them that these "huksters" amoung them are hoodwinking people into believing that greed is a higher calling....makes it easier to live their own obscene livestyles out in public like the slick Joel Osteen...unbelievably he and people like him are actually viewed by many as credible guides to a spiritual life......
10:55 AM on 11/27/2010
Christ did not come to enter our world, is the farthest twist and spin of the Word of God. Christ came to invited all to enter God's World. Christ offers freely to all, God's Grace, an invitation to enter God's World. Christ came to start God's world on earth. 2 worlds now on earth.
10:28 AM on 11/27/2010
What got Christ crucified, was that Christ disturbed, threaten those who were teaching a false prosperity, twisting and spinning the word of God, fear mongering, using violence, threats, to maintain their power and wealth over others.
Why Christ said. My Fathers House is a House of Prayer, not a den of thieves. Christ knew what all were doing behind closed doors and ties with Government powers that ruled. Win win for Both.$$$

Christ did not charge anyone $$ to preach the word of God. But strong rebuked those who did. 
Christ came to start God's world on earth, and God's Kingdom his true church (us) on earth. Christ stayed with all poor sinners, some also were believers (all sinners also) and non believers, pagan, heathens all skin tones, all races, etc.

Christ chose to REMAIN poor,  and served all  poor sinners,  ate with, served,  preached to the poor, walked among the poor, cured the poor of their health ills, freely, cried with the poor, forgave the poor, feed his listeners who were all poor sinners, and laid down his life for all poor sinners, all who h*ted him., paid in full the crimes of all human beings sins, freely in full.  Offered, distributed God's Grace, freely  to ALL human beings, righteousness, equality rights to all, for all to share in.

God said, I have given FREELY to all, so no one can boast.  Never is about money. Satan the great deceiver tempts all human beings, with money, riches, power, self glory, self worship, (like an idol themselves) Satan uses money as his weapon of choice, to steal and destroy many many souls.

Satan knows money has no value, is dead, worthless, Satan knows where the greatest treasure lies, it is ones soul. Satan does not need your money, Satan wants to steal and destroy you soul. Satan was created by God, Satan cannot create anyone, cannot be a King, without a Kingdom right? Need souls rights?
09:58 AM on 11/27/2010
Told warned, do not accept any gospel other then the one handed to you. Do not accept. Come out of her my children.
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bryanzth
Honest to Goodness USA Patriot!
06:59 PM on 11/28/2010
Sunshine, how does one know that the "gospel" handed to you is legit? With so many "translations" and updates, which one is correct? And which context of almost the same writing is to be accepted?

Mormons, Witnesses, Fundamentalists, Quakers, Catholics, Anglicans, Lutherans, Methodists, Orthodox, all have about the same things. But which group alters it the least from the original? Also, which group enhances it the best for the current era? ;0)

BZ.
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shatner99
02:11 PM on 11/29/2010
Legit? I know only that all of them are false.
09:32 AM on 11/27/2010
"I would beg God to deliver me from Calvary-denying sermons which leave people feeling falsely hopeful because biblical principals are presented as formulas for making life work."
- Larry Crabb - Shattered Dreams
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missouriwatcher
military veteran, veteran teacher, father, grandpa
10:43 PM on 11/26/2010
I'm still waiting on my Mercedes Benz, color TV and night on the town.
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Venicelady
Ignorance is NOT bliss.
10:51 PM on 11/26/2010
"Oh, Lord, won't ya buy me a Mercedes Benz, my friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends".....
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missouriwatcher
military veteran, veteran teacher, father, grandpa
12:47 PM on 11/27/2010
You got it!  ;-)
10:16 PM on 11/26/2010
As a Christian, the prosperity gospile teachings drive me 100% CRAZY. God cares about your character, integrity and your compassion for helping those less fortunate. The Bible has thousands and thousands of verses about helping the poor and the sick. If I won the lottery and made $50,000,000, my first thought was how can I use that money to help those less fortunate. But many Christians worship God on Sunday mornings and the almighty dollar the rest of the week.

These con artist prosperity Preachers that use religion to get a mansion, Rolex and a Bently are nothing more but a bunch of robbers that use God to get paid......
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missouriwatcher
military veteran, veteran teacher, father, grandpa
10:46 PM on 11/26/2010
I agree.  The only ones prospering off of these shennanigans are the krooks preaching it; and it isn't God that is rewarding them, it is those they are duping.  Sooner or later, these wolves in sheep's clothing will get what is coming to them.
09:44 PM on 11/26/2010
Motivation - your heart - is an open book to God. Abraham, Job, David, Solomon - they were all very rich. God Himself is the wealthiest Being in the Universe. If industriousness and good education results in wealth, so be it, but we need to search out the motivation behind our search for comforts. Solomon said everything is vanity and a seeking after wind. If everyone who credits God for their wealth (and claims a great love for God) were to love Him even if they were destitute, then good for them. What would happen if they were tested like Job was?
10:11 AM on 11/27/2010
God is the richest of all for all creation are his, what is seen and unseen, Universe you name it. But all forget God does not worship money, why would he need to, all things are his. Prosperity  its spiritual meaning as nothing to do with money period. Why all the woes woes woes woes woes woes to the rich. Read them all. 

God is Love, gives only all that is Good, All truth, All sharing,  all mercy, compassion, nonviolence.
Righteousness, means the distribution of 'Equality Rights" to all, for all to share in, all that has been FREELY GIVEN.
God said: Does I not send  rain upon the good and ev.v1 l?-yes it does
God said: Do not both good and ev. 1 l, breath the same air?  yes they do
God said: Does not the sun shine upon ALL? Yes it does.-the list goes on.

Why the -Crucified Christ- (God) came, nonviolent,  offering God's Grace-of mercy to ALL. It is finished once and for ALL-the offer of free righteousness and equality rights were offered to ALL on earth, from that day forward, right till today. God said. Not till all the gentiles have heard-all on earth, then all will have no excuse, all have heard, all chose for themselves, accept the offer of God, or go to your chosen destination one has freely chosen then. Accept, believe or not believe, equality rights given to all, God forces no one to Love him.
12:05 PM on 11/26/2010
What i want to know is; our Lord said he didn't even own a place to lay his head; told folks to pick up their cross and follow Him; told the "Rich Young Ruler" to sell all he had and give to the poor; Why all this emphasis on "prosperity"....Jesus called us to a life of service to others, not of building wealth..."Go ye into all the world and preach the Gospel, baptizing them in the name of The Father, The Son, and the Holy Spirit"
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Vieux Charles
Educating America, one liberal at a time
10:37 PM on 11/25/2010
This is one of the few areas where my far-left-of-center American brethren and I see eye-to-eye. I have no problem with Christians seeking wealth, as I believe you can do a lot of good with wealth, but I have a huge problem with this Mega-Church cargo-cult correlation between wealth and righteousness.

From the penniless Lazarus, to the humble origins of Christ the message is clear - money don't mean jack in God's eyes.
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mabinog
My micro-bio is a desolate wasteland
10:33 PM on 11/24/2010
for many Christians it seems that practicing organized religion is a exercise in crafting your faith to suit your politics and greed, hate, anger, fear, you get the idea. Does wonders for your esteem when you discover that God is just like you.
02:30 PM on 11/23/2010
great article, I'm buying the book!
10:55 AM on 11/23/2010
Emo Philips: When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
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Vieux Charles
Educating America, one liberal at a time
10:32 PM on 11/25/2010
funny
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VirginiaJeff
I voted for him, I'm holding him accountable.
01:22 AM on 11/23/2010
 
I got to this article late, but I'm glad I found it.  (It was linked in another article, "Does Jesus Want His Children to Be Rich," posted on the blog  http://onthefencewithjesus.com/ .)
 
Excellent piece!  And thanks for introducing me to Karen Spears Zacharias!