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17 Groan-Worthy, Pun-Filled Jokes Only A Dad Could Get Away With

(784) Comments | Posted June 17, 2015 | 8:28 AM

To qualify as a dad joke, a joke must be:

1. Told by one's father
2. Lame
3. Groan-worthy
4. Pun-filled
5. Embarrassingly bad
6. Demonstrated during a wedding or 18th/21st birthday speech

After meeting said criteria, the possibilities really are endless....

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17 πρωταπριλιάτικες φάρσες που θα αναστατώσουν τους φίλους σας

(2) Comments | Posted March 26, 2015 | 4:24 PM

Η πρώτη Απριλίου είναι η μέρα εκείνη που κάνουμε φάρσες. Οι συνάδελφοί μας στην Αμερική μάζεψαν τις 17 πιο ξεκαρδιστικές και συνάμα ακίνδυνες φάρσες που μπορείτε να κάνετε στους φίλους σας.

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17 poissons d'avril faciles à exécuter (PHOTOS)

(0) Comments | Posted March 26, 2015 | 10:09 AM

Si vous avez toujours rêvé de piéger quelqu’un à l’occasion du poisson d’avril, vous venez de trouver une véritable mine d’or de tours de dernière minute faciles à exécuter.

Simples, efficaces, inoffensifs, mais non moins hilarants, voici 17 tours à jouer à vos amis, vos collègues de travail, vos enfants...

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간단한 만우절 장난 10가지(사진)

(1) Comments | Posted March 25, 2015 | 10:09 PM

무해한 데다 너무나 간단해서 아무 때나 써먹을 수 있는 만우절 장난 10선!

*이 기사는 Huffingtonpost US의 17 Easy April Fools' Day Pranks To Play On Your Friends를 번역, 편집한 것입니다.

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17 Easy April Fools' Day Pranks To Play On Your Friends

(7) Comments | Posted March 25, 2015 | 10:32 AM

If you've always wanted to prank someone on April Fools' Day but you never think of a plan in time, stop dreaming. You've hit the last-minute prank jackpot.

The Internet is here to help you execute a perfectly simple, yet hilariously harmless prank. Check out these 17 easy gags to...

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Everything You Know About St. Patrick's Day Is Wrong

(631) Comments | Posted March 17, 2015 | 11:33 AM

St. Patrick's Day is here! Typically, we associate the holiday with drinking, drinking, and drinking. Oh, and being Irish and green things.

But there's a lot more to St. Patrick's Day than most people know. Truthfully, you've probably been living a lie. When you learn all the facts, this...

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11 Unhealthy Things That Are Actually Salad In Disguise

(11) Comments | Posted March 9, 2015 | 2:04 PM

Looking to shed those winter pounds? Boy, do we have the diet for you.

This diet has one simple rule: Just eat salads. We know, we know, salads are boring. But if you use some creative thinking and look at your food a little bit differently, we promise you're...

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9 Funny Someecards That Will End The Week On A High Note

(1) Comments | Posted March 6, 2015 | 9:08 AM

Dear Winter: We are so done.

We're done with your snow, your slush and your wind. We're done with your gray skies and your lack of sunshine. And, dammit, we are done with your cold.

We don't know how to further express how incredibly over you we are,...

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'SNL' Skewers 'Fifty Shades Of Grey' In Cut Sketch

(2) Comments | Posted March 3, 2015 | 10:24 AM

"Fifty Shades of Grey" is coming back, and this time, Anastasia is getting a new playroom.

In this cut "SNL" sketch, we get a sneak peek of the sequel, "Fifty Shades Darker." We find Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey, played by Dakota Johnson and Kyle Mooney, checking in on...

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The Funniest Autocorrect Fails February 2015 Had To Offer

(1) Comments | Posted February 27, 2015 | 1:42 PM

Another month, another batch of autocorrect victims.

We all make the occasional texting slip-up, but most of the time, these mistakes stay between the texter and the textee. Thankfully for us, Damn You Autocorrect compiles the greatest fails of each month for our enjoyment. This month's victims...

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9 Funny Someecards To End Your Week On A High Note

(0) Comments | Posted February 27, 2015 | 11:12 AM

What do you mean February is over already? We blinked and POOF it was gone. We braved frigid temps and -- shudder -- Valentine's Day. Up next? We have "House of Cards" binge-watching sessions and (fingers crossed) warmer temperatures.

And on top of all that, we have this week's...

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15 Times Going 'Gluten-Free' Went Too Far

(2) Comments | Posted February 26, 2015 | 3:31 PM

When a real-life food allergy becomes a trendy dietary fad, you just know some people are going to take it too far.

One upside to the popularity of gluten-free diets is that more foods are being made available for people with actual gluten intolerances. But gluten-free haircuts? Gluten-free tires? Gluten-free...

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9 Hilarious Aziz Ansari Jokes That Prove He Just Gets Us

(29) Comments | Posted February 23, 2015 | 1:04 PM

Aziz Ansari's stand-up is consistently on point.

Whether he's explaining the insanity of marriage, describing Cold Stone Creamery as the "epitome of American excess" or giving chickenpox a shoutout, we're pretty much always in agreement with what he's saying.

In honor of his 32nd birthday, "treat...

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9 Funny Someecards To End The Week On A High Note

(0) Comments | Posted February 20, 2015 | 10:56 AM

Can't winter just be over already?

We are so done with this whole "cold" thing. With record-breaking temperatures across the country, the brutal weather doesn't seem like it's going to be letting up anytime soon.

Since you'll probably be spending most of your time inside today,...

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The 10 Best Moments From The 'SNL' 40th Anniversary Special

(35) Comments | Posted February 16, 2015 | 11:56 AM

Between the slew of nostalgic sketches, heartwarming tributes, homages to beloved characters and surprise celebrity guests, it's safe to say "Saturday Night Live" outdid itself with it's 40th anniversary special.

The three-and-a-half-hour broadcast delivered tribute after tribute to the legendary sketch comedy show, and while we're still reeling from...

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9 Funny Someecards To Keep You Laughing Through Valentine's Day

(0) Comments | Posted February 12, 2015 | 4:29 PM

You can run, but you can't hide. Valentine's Day is coming.

You tried to distract yourself this week. You listened to the continual onslaught of Brian Williams stories, you freaked out about Jon Stewart's choice to leave "The Daily Show," and you read every single review of "Fifty Shades...

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14 Valentine's Day Jokes That Laugh In The Face Of Cupid

(3) Comments | Posted February 10, 2015 | 2:23 PM

Does anyone actually like Valentine's Day?

Whether you're married to "The One" or find yourself as single as can be, Valentine's Day is consistently a huge letdown. Couples set high, impossible-to-achieve expectations, while single people are forced to celebrate something called "Singles Awareness Day."

You, dear...

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9 Funny Someecards To End Your Week On A High Note

(1) Comments | Posted February 6, 2015 | 2:19 PM

Week one of February -- check!

We did it, people. We made it through some wildly depressing Super Bowl commercials, listened to even more anti-vaxxer stupidity, and found out that Brian Williams is a big, fat liar. IS NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE?!

No one wants to go...

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9 Funny Someecards To End The Week On A High Note

(0) Comments | Posted January 30, 2015 | 2:56 PM

Andddd that's a wrap. We've officially made it through the first month of 2015.

In four short weeks, we've experienced the State of the Union, Deflategate, "The Nightly Show" premiere, and, of course, Snowmaggedon. Up next, we've got a Super Bowl,...

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19 Hilariously NSFW Cross Stitches You Won't Find In Grandma's House

(8) Comments | Posted January 28, 2015 | 1:19 PM

When you think "cross stitch," you probably picture a dusty, framed piece of embroidery in your grandma's bathroom that says "Home Is Where The Heart Is."

These, however, are not those types of cross stitches.

Thanks to irony-loving hipsters, grandma's outdated wall-hangings have gone through quite the renaissance. Today's...

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