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'Smash' Recap: 42 Eyerolls From Episode 13, 'Tech,' In Chronological Order

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Previously on "Smash": "You have lost control of the rehearsal room." "You're losing control of her." "Stop messing about with me!"

Presented without commentary, the most absurd, comical, self-serious and/or humorless moments from episode 13, "Tech," in chronological order.

1. Ivy stroking a picture of her mother.
2. The company (and Ellis) laughing and running at Grand Central Station.
3. "I am a woman of many talents."
4. "That is why I love you."
5. "Really?"
6. "I kinda can't play DiMaggio."
7. Karen's Marilyn wig.
8. Julia flipping pancakes while wearing oven mitts.
9. Julia's pancake-flip laugh.
10. "No one saw fit to tell me that my leading man has left the show?"
11. "That's usually my thing."
12. "For you, anything."
13. Ellis' flannel shirt.
14. "No civilians during tech."
15. "I heard you were sick."
16. Julia's "Michael Swift?" face.
17. "End of discussion!"
18. "You're an amazing talent."
19. "You're really good to me."
20. [After nearly 30 seconds of kissing] "Sorry, I can't."
21. "No."
22. Rebecca's Marilyn-infused version of "Happy Birthday."
23. "I have millions on the line. I have everything on the line!"
24. "So do I!"
25. "Hey. It's just money."
26. "She was luminous. Like you."
27. Derek and Rebecca making out.
28. "They sent me out for a Neti Pot."
29. "Karen, will you marry me?"
30. "I don't know what to say. I'm in tech."
31. "No, it's not a yes or a no. It's 'I'm in tech.'"
32. "We are gonna have a sing-off."
33. "I know he's screwing Rebecca."
34. "Top that, Iowa."
35. "Do you have any idea how much I sacrificed to you?"
36. "Whatever."
37. "I cannot decide to get married during tech."
38. Julia eating a banana with peanut butter.
39. "We're not going to let you quit your life."
40. "My name's Dev."
41. "Ivy."
42. "Cheers."

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