Cindy Schweich Handler is a writer with an impossible-to-pronounce maiden
name, and a consequently long byline. A former magazine editor, she's
authored Growing Up Drug-Free, a publication of the Department of Education, and edited "Bright Foods," a nutritional neuropsychiatrist's guide to brain-healthy eating. Her work has appeared in The New York Times, Newsweek, O: The Oprah Magazine, Redbook, Good Housekeeping, Parents and numerous other print and online publications.

After years of talking back to--okay, yelling at--candidates on the TV
screen, she found vicarious thrills writing The Beginner's Guide to World
Domination
, a comic novel about a suburban work-at-home activist who, with the help of an amorous speech-writer and a group of eccentric lefties, saves a presidential campaign. She is currently working on her second book, about the mother of a college-age sperm donor who goes in search of her biological grandchildren. Originally from St. Louis, Missouri, she lives in Montclair, New Jersey with her husband, three kids and dog.

Blog Entries by Cindy Handler

What Congress Could Learn from the USTA and MTV

Posted September 14, 2009 | 09:54 AM (EST)


Until this week, it probably would have been hard for most Americans to answer the question, "What do Kanye West, Serena Williams and a formerly obscure congressman from South Carolina have in common?" But now we know: They've all become over-emotional in public and displayed some very bad behavior. But...

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The (Legally) Armed Flasher: too Close for Comfort

32 Comments | Posted July 31, 2009 | 04:33 PM (EST)


To hear a lot of Republicans with microphones lately, you'd think that America's foundation is a big pile of hardware -- specifically, guns. On Sonia Sotomayor's last day of Congressional hearings, Senator Tom Coburn seemed to imply that if slaves had only been armed, they wouldn't have been slaves, as...

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Trigger-Happy in America

Posted April 7, 2009 | 01:24 PM (EST)


Lately, if I turn on the news and I'm in one of my more mordant moods, I start wondering why the NRA hasn't launched a lucrative travel channel show. They could start each segment with "Today's shooting comes to you from..." and do a travelogue on this particular American locale,...

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Anti-Abortion or Anti-Sex?

Posted March 16, 2009 | 05:34 PM (EST)


The news that Bristol Palin and Levi Johnson have split up has been confirmed for a few days now, and so far, I haven't heard any conservative outrage directed at this very public unwed mother who chose to bring a child into the world without benefit of heterosexual marriage....

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Ann Coulter: Move Along, Nothing to See Here

Posted January 6, 2009 | 05:33 PM (EST)


It's Ann Coulter Promotion Season again, and even the most committed among us will have a hard time avoiding her. As usual, the first thing you think of when you happen upon an interview with her is, "There is nothing this woman won't say." And clearly, this is the...
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Sarah Palin: If People Choose to be Gay, Do They Choose to be Shallow?

Posted October 2, 2008 | 11:23 AM (EST)


With each leak from Katie Couric's Sarah Palin interview, the damning evidence that the governor is supremely unfit for the VP job -- or any public office -- approaches flood level. If you're looking for consistency in this topsy-turvy world, look no further. She says she's well-situated "as Putin rears...

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Ixnay on the Alin-Pay

Posted September 11, 2008 | 10:40 AM (EST)


How have Obama supporters gotten any work done this week? Ever since Sarah Palin was trotted out on to the national stage, I must have received a dozen viral e-mails about her on a daily basis. These have included the Eve Ensler piece from these pages, the one about the...

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Sarah Palin: Resuscitating the Fourth Estate

Posted September 8, 2008 | 10:57 AM (EST)


In the short week and a half that Sarah Palin's been on the national stage -- though sure, it feels like an eternity -- she's brought tens of millions of Americans together and animated them to wage a no-holds-barred fight to take back the presidency. I'm talking, of course, about...

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What's Dumb About the "Elitism" Debate

Posted May 6, 2008 | 03:47 PM (EST)


Yesterday on MSNBC's Morning Joe, the eponymous Joe Scarborough and his colleague Mika Brzezinski were having an intellectual smack-down over Hillary's emblematic gas tax holiday scheme, and whether it grew from the candidate's desire to help the little guy or her own political future. Personally, I think it's the...

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What We Talk About When We Talk About Miley Cyrus

Posted April 29, 2008 | 05:12 PM (EST)


As the mother of a 13-year-old girl, I couldn't resist trying to use the Miley Cyrus media tempest du jour as an opportunity to engage in one of those much-heralded parent-child teaching moments. So this morning, between bites of breakfast, I tried to engage my daughter in sharing her...

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Of Pedicures, Pistols and Presidents

Posted April 10, 2008 | 10:51 AM (EST)


So I'm reading the New York Times at the local nail salon while getting a pedicure, when a front-page article titled "Power to Build Border Fence is Above U.S. Law" grabs my attention. And maybe it's the way the attendant is massaging my leg with warm water, or the late-afternoon...

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Why Being A Health Insurer Means Never Having To Say You're Sorry

Posted March 4, 2008 | 10:38 AM (EST)


Yes, reading about health insurance is so dull it can cause hysterical blindness. But please bear with me, dear reader, as I share a snippet of an illustrative phone encounter I had with my family's healthcare provider the other day. I promise to keep it short.

ME: Hi. I'm...

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A Modest Proposal

Posted February 18, 2008 | 05:00 PM (EST)


The news of yet another shooting spree--the latest, as of this writing, at Northern Illinois University--begs a question that's rarely asked these days. Not "Why did he do it?" It's human nature to want an answer to that one, of course, even though the headlines move on well before anything...

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And Cell Phone Makes Three

Posted February 14, 2008 | 04:24 PM (EST)


Reading Heather Cabot's persuasive plea for a cell phone-free Valentine's Day (so romance can happen absent a jingly ringtone serenade), I'm inspired to piggyback with my own argument for making the experiment permanent. The work/life balance isn't my issue, though; I'm in front of a home computer all day,...

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