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Speeding Tickets for Embryos? As Personhood Bills Proliferate, Could Be

Posted: 02/22/2012 4:00 pm

Remember the "Defense of Marriage" ballot measures?

Ah, those were simpler, more innocent days. Back then, the religious right contented itself with trying to scare up backwoods voters with church-basement videos about the "Gay Rights Agenda" and gay recruiters in high schools. It all seems so Bush-league now. The dark forces of Old-Time Religion have moved on to a more sophisticated campaign.

"We need to get back to the respect for life that we used to have in this country that's been lost," Virginia pol Robert Marshall tells CNN. Respect for life, eh? Perhaps he was thinking of Virginia's 1928 anti-lynching statute, put in place nearly 50 years after white mobs began the habit of dragging black men to a public square, torturing and then hanging them. Not that the law was often enforced, but you can see how it would show a due respect for life.

In any event, Marshall is the proud sponsor of a bill that would give fetuses the same rights as "other persons" from the moment of fertilization. The implications may be mind-boggling, but the GOP-dominated House of Delegates sent it sailing through nonetheless. If the Virginia Senate follows suit, life in the Old Dominion state will never be the same.

In future elections, will pregnant women vote twice? Once for themselves and once for their embryos? And if a pregnant lady is pulled over for speeding, will the cop have to ticket junior along with mom? After all, the bill states that "unborn child at every stage of development [shall have] all the rights, privileges, and immunities available to other persons, citizens, and residents of this Commonwealth."

But let's not descend into silly conjecture. After all, the real implications of this bill and its companion piece mandating pre-abortion vaginal probes are outrageous enough. To enact into law the religious dogma that a person springs into life at conception is to do violence to women, medicine, science, religion and a rational civilization.

If doctors are legally bound on pain of possible murder charges to consider a fetus at any stage the equal of its mother, then a number of women will die horrible and unnecessary deaths. Pregnancy is dangerous. Our evolutionary history (rather than any alleged misdeed by Eve) has made human pregnancy the most dangerous of all. In places where modern medicine is unavailable, women have a one-in-16 chance of dying in childbirth. Doctors sure as hell don't need fanatical lawmakers tying their hands as they try to treat women with life-threatening pregnancies.

Of course, if the religious zealots were right -- if there really were two fully realized people in one body from the moment of conception -- it would be a different matter. But they are wrong. Deep down, they must know this, for they rely on selective quotations from the Bible and then hitch them to selected trimmings from science.

You've probably seen this snippet, usually with an attribution to God: ""Before I formed thee in the womb, I knew thee." It's presented as a biblical argument for personhood from conception. Just one problem: the whole quotation clearly shows that God is talking not about babies in general but about one Jeremiah, whom He has specially selected to be a prophet.

"Before I formed you in the womb I knew you,
before you were born I set you apart;
I appointed you as a prophet to the nations."

What's more, it's not God talking directly, it's Jeremiah recalling what God supposedly told him. (Much as God supposedly told GWB to invade Iraq.) In some places in the Bible, breathing seems to be the criterion of life, and elsewhere "quickening" -- that is, the noticeable movement of the fetus in the mother's belly. It's not my purpose to rehash that whole argument here, but only to point out that pro-lifers aren't above giving Scripture the same treatment they inflict on evolutionists: distortion through selective quotation.

Now, as for science: Pro-lifers, some of them with medical degrees, will tell you science shows that a person forms at the moment a human sperm fertilizes a human egg. "As soon as he is conceived, a man is a man," testified the late Dr. Jerome Lejeune before the state Tennessee legislature. Such pronouncements are bunk, and happily you don't need a medical degree or scientific training to see it for yourself.

The claim that "life begins at conception" trades on a linguistic shell game. It is trivially true that a new and unique genome is formed at conception. A genome, however, cannot possibly be mistaken for a person. To prove this, pluck a hair from your head. You are now holding a unique genome in your hands. But, you will doubtless agree, it is not a person. Otherwise, bald men would be goners.

The switcheroo takes place when pro-lifers use "life begins at conception" to refer to a person, as in the LeJeune quotation above. To see that this is complete nonsense, just click here. You'll find yourself at National Geographic's recent feature on twins. "Identical" twins, it notes, are not really identical. And however similar they may appear, they are certainly not the same person! At the moment of conception, there is not a scrap of science that can tell whether one, two or no persons will result.

So, we're back to religion and politics. In that vein, will someone please remind Rep. Marshall and his band of pro-life, probe-happy fanatics: E pluribus unum does not mean "One dogma to rule them all and in the darkness bind them."

 
 
 

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02:40 PM on 03/03/2012
What we need is a twin's rights amendment. Defining personhood as beginning at conception implies that identical twins are together a single person.
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french queen13
my beloved is mine and I am his
04:24 AM on 02/24/2012
Excellent article and I love the near-quote from Sauron at the end ... very apt for this lot.
01:04 AM on 02/24/2012
As a Christian I do think serious thought has to be taken, by the Male and Female when in fact a new human being has begun the process leading to hopeful birth.
My question is, should the process of birth started by Human biology be terminated by medical intervention?
Men and Women need to answer and give account for their actions not run from them.
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french queen13
my beloved is mine and I am his
04:26 AM on 02/24/2012
Fine, but it's not for anyone, especially any man, to insist they know better than the woman who's risking her life. It is her life in every sense, both in the physical danger of pregnancy and in the upheaval of having a child - which almost invariably will affect her far, far more than the man.
08:44 AM on 02/24/2012
I am placing the responsibility in part for sex on Men, to often men RUN from the dicision that has been literaly placed in a Women. It's takes two to tango!
04:32 PM on 02/23/2012
I'm going to sue my mother for false imprisonment...she kept me in a sac filled with my own urine and would not let me out for 9 months!
12:12 PM on 02/23/2012
Please stop calling these people "pro-life". Most of them support endless war, poisoning of the land, air and water, and letting people suffer and die without medical care.

Let's call them what they are: FORCED-BIRTHERS.
10:46 AM on 02/23/2012
Newsflash: Not everyone in this country believes in the bible. This country is made up of all sorts of people who believe in all sorts of religions including atheists. Separation of church and state is there for a reason. If they can't live with that, then be prepared when other religions start lining up at the congress to start passing their own agendas.

It is a pro-lifers choice to believe those things...i.e life begins at erection, life begins with sperm, life begins at conception, etc. Pro-lifers need to mind their own business and stay out of our uteruses and our sex lives...PERIOD.
02:30 PM on 03/03/2012
The Bible states that the spirit enters the body at first breath and exits the body at last breath. The Bible identifies the unborn child, not as a person, but as the property of the patriot. The initial religious objection to Rowe vs Wade was that the government was taking the God given right of the patriarch away and granting it to the woman. Anti-choicers referencing the Bible are either misinformed or being deceptive.
07:54 PM on 02/22/2012
In several places the Bible defines life as breathing, and I found
no place where it defines life otherwise. For example, Genesis 2:7,
which also defines the entrance of the soul: "and breathed into his
nostrils the breath of life, and man became a living soul". Other
references are Ezekiel 37:10, I Kings 17:17-21, and James 2:26. Since a
fetus doesn't breathe, it isn't life and doesn't have a soul, according
to biblical definition.
Additional evidence that a fetus is considered to be less than a
human life is that the biblical penalty for causing a miscarriage is
only a fine to be paid to the woman's husband (I don't know what is to
be done if she doesn't have a husband!), while for an injury to a born
person, it is life for life, eye for eye, etc. (Exodus 21:22-25,
Leviticus 24:17-21). Even an infant under the age of one month is
considered to be worth a lot less than an adult (Leviticus 27:1-8,
Numbers 3:15,28,34,39,40,43). Also, the god once punished David by
killing his newborn son (II Samuel 12:14-19); so apparently the
right-to-life of the infant was not important.
12:13 PM on 02/23/2012
Since 25 - 50% of all pregnancies end in miscarriage, i.e. a "spontaneous abortion", that makes God the biggest abortionist in the universe.
02:36 PM on 03/03/2012
The fetus does breathe amniotic fluid prior to birth. Perhaps, in the eyes of God, this is first breath. I don't know, because God refuses to answer me when I ask this question. I think he is leaving this answer up to the mother.
07:05 PM on 02/22/2012
Damn...who are they gonna go after next? First gays, now women.

Jesus...save us from you followers!!!! They misunderstood what you were teaching everyone! Love and oneness.
07:00 PM on 02/22/2012
If a fertilized cell in the womb is a person, then a woman who's body undergoes a spontaneous abortion (some scientists think this happens many times for some women that have trouble getting pregnant), then that women is guilty of murder (or at least her body is guilty).
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08:30 AM on 02/23/2012
" then that women is guilty of murder (or at least her body is guilty)"

Or you could argue that, if you are a Creationist as many anti-choice activists are, then God is guilty of murder in that instance since he designed the human reproductive system.
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05:37 PM on 02/22/2012
You make many good points but then cheapen them by making silly by making silly what-if scenarios when there are real-life consequences to these types of bills. We all know an embryo can't get a speeding ticket because the legal age to drive (at least in CA) is 15.5 with a learner's permit. We all know a pregnant woman couldn't vote twice because the legal voting age is 18. However there would be real consequences to a so-called personhood bill. These laws would make IVF illegal and would take away the hopes and dreams of infertile couples to have a baby. Thanks to modern medicine I am currently pregnant. If it were up to these right-wingers, not only would I not be having a baby, they'd view my marriage as somehow inferior to their own because apparently marriage is only for procreative purposes.
09:33 PM on 02/22/2012
Yes, as you may have read in my essay, I agree that the "silly what-if" scenarios are irrelevant compared with the real-life consequences of this kind of bill. I was simultaneously making fun of and taking advantage of the way these issues get play in the media. Sorry if you got the impression that I don't take the serious consequences seriously.

Regards,

Clay
05:36 PM on 02/22/2012
"When we hear claims about whether an embryo is a human being or when life begins, we may say, 'These are pseudoquestions. Our genuine question is, 'All things considered, how ought we to treat this being?' That question calls for a decision rather than an answer." (The Morality of Embryo Use, Guenin, 2008, Cambridge University Press, p.163)