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Disney Murders Man At Theme Park

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Well, actually, I am not sure exactly what happened during this roller coaster accident at Disneyland in 2003. But before the man got on a ride at Disney's theme park, he was alive. After climbing aboard their ride, he was dead.

Using the creative license Disney/ABC affords itself in determining what led to the death of almost 3,000 people on 9/11, I can only conclude they murdered him. Now off to send this message out to our school children, so they know not to take a chance with their lives by climbing aboard any Disney ride, as Disney executives are apt to kill people.