I'm not big on New Year's resolutions, never have been. Except for resolving to shed the few pounds I gain as soon as the ocean temp drops enough to dictate a winter wetsuit. Okay, that hardly constitutes a resolution. Resolutions are steeped in firmness of purpose not firmness of buttocks.
0 Comments | Posted December 18, 2006 | 4:30 AM
I have to admit, I haven't yet gotten into the holiday spirit...um, whatever that is. As I ready myself for my own company holiday party, the most spirit I can muster is slipping into a green vintage velvet gown and applying enough cover-up to mask my decidedly red nose brought...
0 Comments | Posted October 30, 2006 | 3:11 PM
My journey to the "emerald city" started about 10 years when I moved to Malibu and became closer to nature. I was driving my big ass Suburban - come on, I had a bunch of dogs and horses and horses are, you know, big and well I needed a big...
0 Comments | Posted October 16, 2006 | 8:19 PM
Remember when green was just a color in a box of crayons? Or the lollypop nobody wanted? It was also the depressing color of chalkboards, scary dental equipment, and lets not forget my parents' velour sofa which was covered in plastic to protect it from Cheez Whiz and the occasional...


0 Comments | Posted January 2, 2007 | 5:22 PM