One of the New York Times most popular articles this week centered around a trove of letters written over several years by a young Hillary Rodham to a friend she met in high school, now a professor in California. The Times sums up the discovery of the letters thusly:...

I've thought about this a lot.

I loved it.

I'm sorry it's gone.

Who would have been the Pirate Master?

Now we'll never know.

Tonight ten Republican presidential hopefuls participate in their first debate at Ronald Reagan's Presidential Library. Debate night? More like Date Night! We'll be participating in our first lecherous appraisal of their stern, tax-cutting hotness: Economics ain't all that'll trickle down, nngg-kay? My colleagues and I are rating the candidates...

On MSNBC at 7PM tonight, eight Democratic contenders debate each other... for your delectation! We're rating them on a scale of 1 to 4 JFKs. Which of these hopefuls would *you* sing "Happy Birthday" to (in the full knowledge the Mafia would murder you in your Hollywood bungalow with...

The winners of the 2006 Pulitzer Prizes were announced Monday afternoon. Congratulations to these distinguished writers and artists... on their HOTNESS! My decidedly UNdistinguished colleagues and I have rated some of our faves on a scale of 1 to 4 Moleskine notebooks.

INVESTIGATIVE REPORTING
Brett Blackledge of The...

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Vanessa Williams (Power Forward)

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Beyonce (Small Forward)

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If lasciviously evaluating the British sailors and Marines newly freed from Iran is wrong, America doesn't want to be right! Pip-Pip, Cheerio, these 14 blokes and 1 bird are HOT. My colleagues and I are rating the hostages on a scale of 1 to 4 handheld GPS units showing they...