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Hillary Clinton Pen-Pal Reveals Letters: "A Portrait of the Grown-Up Dork as a Young Dork"

(61) Comments | Posted August 7, 2007 | 7:10 PM

One of the New York Times most popular articles this week centered around a trove of letters written over several years by a young Hillary Rodham to a friend she met in high school, now a professor in California. The Times sums up the discovery of the letters thusly:...

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My Summer Has Been Ruined by the Cancellation of Pirate Master

(6) Comments | Posted August 7, 2007 | 6:47 PM

I've thought about this a lot.

I loved it.

I'm sorry it's gone.

Who would have been the Pirate Master?

Now we'll never know.

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Sizzlingly Inappropriate Republican Debate Hottie Rundown!

(34) Comments | Posted May 3, 2007 | 5:49 PM

Tonight ten Republican presidential hopefuls participate in their first debate at Ronald Reagan's Presidential Library. Debate night? More like Date Night! We'll be participating in our first lecherous appraisal of their stern, tax-cutting hotness: Economics ain't all that'll trickle down, nngg-kay? My colleagues and I are rating the candidates...

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Democratic Presidential Debate Hottie Rundown!

(30) Comments | Posted April 26, 2007 | 4:45 PM

On MSNBC at 7PM tonight, eight Democratic contenders debate each other... for your delectation! We're rating them on a scale of 1 to 4 JFKs. Which of these hopefuls would *you* sing "Happy Birthday" to (in the full knowledge the Mafia would murder you in your Hollywood bungalow with...

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Gravitas-Challenged Pulitzer Prize Winner Hottie Rundown!

(21) Comments | Posted April 17, 2007 | 4:13 PM

The winners of the 2006 Pulitzer Prizes were announced Monday afternoon. Congratulations to these distinguished writers and artists... on their HOTNESS! My decidedly UNdistinguished colleagues and I have rated some of our faves on a scale of 1 to 4 Moleskine notebooks.

Brett Blackledge of The...

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Don Imus' Fantasy Basketball Draft Roster

(89) Comments | Posted April 10, 2007 | 3:36 PM

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Vanessa Williams (Power Forward)

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Beyonce (Small Forward)

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Tyra Banks (Center)

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Inappropriate Freed-British-Hostage Hottie Rundown!

(92) Comments | Posted April 6, 2007 | 4:38 PM

If lasciviously evaluating the British sailors and Marines newly freed from Iran is wrong, America doesn't want to be right! Pip-Pip, Cheerio, these 14 blokes and 1 bird are HOT. My colleagues and I are rating the hostages on a scale of 1 to 4 handheld GPS units showing they...

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